My Girls Are All Biochemical Monsters, What Should I Do?

I have to say that this kind of happy traditional family atmosphere is quite novel to Li Yexing. He listened to this criticism meeting with great interest, so much so that he even slowed down the movements of his hands. After the dumplings were casually placed on the chopping board, he was kicked lightly on the calf immediately.

Thoughts that drifted to the living room were pulled back to the kitchen, Li Yexing turned his head subconsciously, and saw Bai Muqing standing beside him, wearing a light pink apron, staring at him, perhaps because he was in the warm atmosphere of the family. Because of this, the artificial coldness gathered in Bai Muqing's eyes in the past has dissipated a lot, replaced by a trace of frank anger.

"Do you think you've already escaped?" Bai Muqing frowned slightly and whispered, "Don't worry, wild dog, they're going to take care of Dad now, and I'll take care of you tonight!"

"You called me wrong..." Shrugging his shoulders at Bai Muqing, Li Yexing said with a light smile, as he expected, this short-sounding got another kick from Bai Muqing.

"Really..." Before the displeasure on his face dissipated, Bai Muqing raised his head and tapped the floor tiles with his toes, so that the plush slippers that were almost thrown out due to kicking were firmly fixed on the jade feet again. Immediately afterwards, she turned her head, and while neatly gathering the dumplings that Li Yexing had randomly placed on the edge of the chopping board, she frowned slightly and said, "This is the first time you've come home with me. How can you smoke in front of my parents, grandparents?! It will leave a bad impression!"

As Bai Muqing's voice fell, the mother-in-law in the living room said angrily: "Zhengyan! This is the first time Xiao Li and Qingqing go home! How can you pass cigarettes to Xiao Li?! This will leave a bad impression. Impressive!"

"Oh ho..." Tilting his head slightly, Li Yexing smiled lightly and said to Bai Muqing, "You really deserve to be a mother and daughter."

"Of course, my mother and grandma have formed an unbreakable anti-tobacco and alcohol alliance!" With a hint of pride in his tone, Bai Muqing gave Li Yexing a look, and then said angrily: "In the end, I brought back a A boyfriend who knows everything about smoking and drinking..."

"This, there's no way..." Putting the shelf he had wrapped and the dumplings made by Bai Muqing close to each other on the chopping board, Li Yexing was a little confused and said, "My father-in-law handed cigarettes the first time I entered the house, you Say I should pick it up or not, pick it up, oh, it turns out my son-in-law smokes, don’t pick it up, oh, it turns out my son-in-law is so shameless..."

As he said that, a wry smile appeared on Li Yexing's face. He shook his head and said, "Come to your house, it's even more difficult than fighting a war."

"It's our family! Our family!" Correcting Li Yexing's slip of the tongue, Bai Muqing frowned slightly, and asked Li Yexing with a sneer: "And, according to you, are you planning to throw the blame on my father?"

"I'm not, I didn't..." Li Yexing shook his head hastily and said, "I dare not."

After a slight pause, Li Yexing continued to whisper: "However, you really make it difficult for me to do this. This is the first time you come to our house... Besides meeting the elders in the family, the core idea is to give Does your family make a good impression? I won’t accept your father’s cigarettes, and I won’t drink your father’s toast, so how can you make a good impression?”

"Are you marrying me or my father?" Bai Muqing asked coldly.

"Of course I'm marrying you." Li Yexing replied nodding.

"Then listen to me!" Put the wrapped dumplings on the chopping board, and put them together neatly with Li Yexing's dumplings. The corners of Bai Muqing's mouth curled up slightly, and he said to Li Yexing with a light smile, "It's okay, don't worry about my father, In our family, mother and grandma have the final say, and it is enough for them to be satisfied with you."

"Oh..." Li Yexing didn't know how to answer these words.

Not long ago, Li Yexing and his father-in-law Bai Zhengyan were smoking in the living room, and they were caught by Bai Muqing and his mother-in-law. As a result, his grandmother and grandfather were in place instantly, and the criticism against his father-in-law began During the meeting, Li Yexing, who was sitting on the sofa feeling uncomfortable, could only raise his hands like a primary school student and apply for exit.

"Let's chat slowly, I'll go to the kitchen to make dumplings." Li Yexing said this.

Turning his head suddenly, Bai Zhengyan stared at Li Yexing firmly, his eyes seemed to be questioning: Are you going to abandon your comrades-in-arms? !

"I'll go too..." With a calm mind, Bai Muqing made an important strategic decision in an instant, preparing to personally disintegrate the tobacco and alcohol alliance between Li Yexing and her father, who hadn't yet fully formed. She hurried to Li Yexing's place Behind him, he pushed Li Yexing's back with both hands, and while pushing Li Yexing to the kitchen, he turned his head and said to the other people in the living room: "I will be in charge of Yexing, and I will leave it to you, Dad."

Then, the situation became what it is now.

"Speaking of which, I thought we had to roll the dumpling wrappers ourselves..." Looking at the thick pile of dumpling wrappers pressed by a machine in the plastic pocket next to the chopping board, Li Yexing couldn't help but whispered: "It's not Thinking of it, country A still sells finished dumpling wrappers."

"Where do you think this is? This is San Marino..." The black nails dotted with fingers were stained with white flour, Bai Muqing lowered her head, pinching the folds on the edge of the dumpling while whispering: "Here, Nearly half of the residents are Asian, and the majority of these Asians are Chinese, so it’s strange that no one sells finished dumpling wrappers...”

"That's right..." After using up the last dumpling wrapper in the small pocket in front of him, he moved his gaze to the unopened small plastic bag filled with dumpling wrappers next to the chopping board. There were several chopping boards full of finished dumplings, and then asked Bai Muqing in a low voice: "Is this enough?"

Hearing Li Yexing's words, Bai Muqing put the dumplings wrapped in her hand on the chopping board, then lowered her head to look at the pile of dumplings that had already been wrapped, and after pondering for a moment, she whispered: "Well, it's almost there... .”

"According to our family's experience, the dumplings should be cooked in batches..." Li Yexing said softly, "In addition... well, it should be enough anyway."

Li Yexing didn't say "add some wine"...

"Okay, that's it, let's rest for a while..." Standing up straight, Bai Muqing turned around, stretched, and then moved to lean on Li Yexing's body while facing the kitchen door, Looking in the direction of the living room, he said softly, "Now, wait until the ideological education for my father is over."

"What a miserable old man..." Li Yexing muttered in a low voice.

"Don't think this has nothing to do with you..." Lightly bumped Li Yexing's arm with her shoulder, Bai Muqing frowned slightly, and said proudly, "If you are disobedient, you will do the same in the future."

Chapter 63. The Strongman in Los Angeles ([-])

When the sun was about to set, reflecting the skyline behind the vegetation into purple, the Bai family's dinner party was finally about to begin.

The glass chandelier lit up, illuminating the living room on the first floor of the two-story mansion. The two hale and hearty old men of the Bai family had already been waiting in front of the round dining table. Besides, Bai Zhengyan, who was sitting beside the old man, And Bai Zhengyan's wife, that is, Bai Muqing's mother, was going back and forth between the living room and the kitchen with Bai Muqing and Li Yexing, bringing plates of dumplings to the table.

Bending slightly, he placed a large bowl of garlic sauce and Laoganma sesame oil on the dining table, and then handed out small plates to everyone sitting on the table, waiting for Li Yexing to finish the final work, Bai Muqing The last two plates of dumplings have also been brought out.

"Come on, the last two plates, this one is pork and green onion, this one is three fresh..." Putting the last two plates of dumplings on the dining table, Bai Muqing clapped his hands lightly, opened the chair and sat in his mother's. Next to him, Bai Muqing clapped his hands, then turned his head, and saw Li Yexing standing aside, looking at all the Bai family members who were seated, like a waiter in a restaurant.

"Sit down, what are you waiting for?" Bai Muqing glanced at Li Yexing, Bai Muqing's tone was filled with resentment, she opened the seat beside her, and said to Li Yexing while patting gently: "Come on, Mr. Li."

"Oh? Oh..." With a trace of restraint on his face, Li Yexing sat on the chair with a smirk, and was sandwiched between Bai Muqing and Bai Zhengyan. Everyone at the table nodded, looking very cowardly, immediately, except for Bai Muqing's face flushed, the Bai family members around the dining table couldn't help laughing.

"You're so stupid..." Pounding Li Yexing's shoulder lightly, Bai Muqing frowned slightly and said, "You have the guts to smoke with my father, why are you still so nervous?"

Facing the subtle smiles of his mother-in-law and grandmother-in-law, Li Yexing's expression became more tangled.

Miss Bai, don't you don't want to open any pot...

"Oh, why are you talking about this?" On the other side, it seemed that he wanted to explain to Li Yexing, and even he felt a little embarrassed. Bai Zhengyan patted Li Yexing's shoulder with a smile, and then said to everyone at the table. : "It's rare for Qingqing to bring her boyfriend back, we can't always hold on to Yexing's little mistake!"

So is this my mistake?This father-in-law really can't take it!

"Zhengyan is right. Who didn't make some mistakes when they were young?" After all, it was the father who loved his son, and the old man who didn't like to talk so much seldom spoke. Li Yexing nodded, then chuckled and said, "Let's start now, and don't make Xiao Li wait too long..."

"That's right, Qingqing hasn't come back for so many years, her unit even issued an obituary, but our Qingqing not only lived well, but also brought back a handsome young man, this is a great joy for our Bai family... . " With the same kind face, the white old woman squinted her eyes slightly, and said to everyone at the table with a smile: "As for the serious matter, let's discuss it tonight..."

In a few words, the steps that old man Bai set up for Bai Zhengyan were dismantled to pieces. The old lady Bai still turned her head and asked old man Bai: "Old white head, what do you think?"

"Okay, okay, I think it's pretty good too..." With a smile on his face, the old man Bai hurriedly nodded in agreement, which can be seen from his family's status.

On the round table, there were three male compatriots and three female compatriots in a pair. On the surface, they were harmonious and happy, but in fact, there were many secrets, like a war without gunpowder smoke. Now, Li Yexing could clearly feel that his own The two comrades-in-arms, the prospective father-in-law and the prospective grandfather-in-law, are all unreliable!

"Okay, stop watching, let's start..." In the end, Mr. Huanbai broke the embarrassment. No matter how much he is afraid of his wife, he is the head of the family after all. If he doesn't move his chopsticks, no one will. , I saw the old man raised his hand, picked up the dumpling stuffed with three delicacies and said: "Come on, let me try the dumplings made by Qingqing, alas, I haven't eaten the dishes made by Qingqing for many years..."

"That's right, our Qingqing's craftsmanship is really good..." Mr. Bai moved his chopsticks, and the people at this table moved one after another. They picked up dumplings stuffed with pork and green onions, and stood with garlic sauce. His father-in-law, Bai Zhengyan, turned his head. , smiled and said to Li Yexing: "You are very lucky to be able to find our Qingqing, boy."