My Girls Are All Biochemical Monsters, What Should I Do?

"Forget it then..." Li Yexing shrugged and said, "Kanan doesn't care too much, Mu Qing is still complaining about the tattoo-like lily flower that Ouroboros left on her back, So, don't make things difficult for yourself, after all, tattoos on this thing are for a lifetime."

Chapter 10. Macho Hokkaido ([-])

In fact, not only the Japanese Yakuza, mercenaries like Li Yexing and the others also admire tattoos in private, but the purpose of tattoos on both sides is not the same. , the society fell into huge turmoil, and under the circumstances that the Japanese government was unable to effectively supervise the society, the Japanese Yakuza gradually became rampant. Although they talked about chivalry, they were just a group of fierce fighters in essence In the precarious life due to high-intensity gang struggles, they gradually gave birth to many superstitions, one of which is: tattooing gods, Buddhas and evil spirits on the body surface, you can pray for their protection, and at the same time, The traditional tattooing process is very painful, so the larger the tattoo, the more the will of the tattooed person will be tested. Therefore, apart from the strict hierarchy, the inside of Jidao will give a high regard to people with large tattoos.

Compared with Japan's Yakuza, the reason why the stinky hooligans of Lopulus have tattoos is much simpler. A group of mercenaries rely on fighting for a living, and their work is much more dangerous than Yakuza. It was blown to pieces, and the identity could still be identified by the tattoo on the severed limb. To put it simply, it was convenient to collect the corpse.

Before crossing over, Li Yexing, the former irascible mercenary, was always alone, so he didn't have any tattoos. After all, no one would collect his body for him. Will allow one day his girl has to collect his body.

Although Li Yexing had heard about the fact that Qiandao Tong was a bad girl, Li Yexing was still a little surprised when he knew that Qiandao Tong had almost got a tattoo. Most of the time, he is soft and obedient, and rarely speaks actively in front of everyone. Only when he is alone with Li Yexing will he open up endless chatterboxes. When he thinks that such Qiandao Tong will have tattoos, Li Yexing feels Some...unexpectedly emotional.

"Sura..." Holding Hitomi Qiandao's hand and strolling through the brightly lit streets of Asahikawa City, imagining Hitomi Qiandao wielding a Japanese sword and revealing the tattoo of Shura on his back, Li Yexing couldn't help asking softly: "Say Come on, if you really wanted to get a tattoo, what would you choose? Cherry blossoms?"

"Sakura? Sakura, it's not bad..." Rubbing his chin lightly, Hitomi Qiandao frowned and said softly: "However, if it was me at that time, I might be more inclined to the ukiyo-e style of Susanoo Male..."

As he said that, Hitomi Qiandao suddenly turned his head, and asked enthusiastically, "If it was Lord Yexing, what would you want to get tattooed on your body?"

"A samurai sword mixed with black and red, the iron chain on the handle is tied with a heart mixed with red and purple, and two silver pistols are crossed on the handle, and then purple roses and black lilies are returned. There are red roses entwined together..." Li Yexing replied without hesitation: "Either it is tattooed on the arm or on the back."

"So decisive!" Hearing Li Yexing's decisive answer, Hitomi Qiandao couldn't help being surprised and said, "Mr. Yexing has long wanted to get a tattoo, right?!"

"No, I just thought about it..." Li Yexing shook his head with a light smile and said, "It's very simple, right? If I get tattoos, I can only tattoo you on my body. In this way, no matter where I go, Wherever I am, I can feel that you are with me."

"Really?" With a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, Hitomi Qiandao leaned on Li Yexing's shoulder, then narrowed his eyes slightly and said: "Then I will tattoo the Lord Yaxing on my back, Ukiyo-e The kind of style, if I get a tattoo, I think everyone will get tattoos soon..."

"The words of Kanan and Alexisa may be fine, but for others, I don't think so..." Li Yexing shook his head imagining the girls' tattoos, then counted his fingers and said: "Tiliris and Tillis As far as Lilian is concerned, the tattoo needles probably won’t penetrate the skin at all, while for Rita and Mu Qing, it always feels like tattooing them is like drawing on plasticine, and after a little kneading, nothing will disappear.”

Looking up at the night sky, Qiandao Hitomi thought for a while, and then suddenly realized: "It seems...it is true."

Stepping on the snow, chatting, feeling the warmth of the civilized world in the cold winter of Hokkaido, the topic of the two began to go away a little bit. Hitomi Qiandao inevitably chatted about their respective school days, counting forward with their fingers. Back then, Li Yexing was just a plain-looking junior high school student with good academic performance, except for his strange temper due to family reasons. It can be said that it is a little transparency that can stay away from any school topic. In contrast, Hitomi Chishima’s junior high school life is much more interesting. He is the champion of the junior high school group in the National Kendo Competition, dominates the Nagaba Middle School, and can challenge high school students. A delinquent girl who carries a wooden knife wherever she goes, and with her sharp eyes that day, is honored as "Heavenly Sword Emperor Ru" by delinquent teenagers!

"Wait! Stop! Stop!" Hastily stopped the topic, and Li Yexing, who was listening to Hitomi Qiandao's detailed account of his bad life back then, couldn't help but look surprised and said, "What the hell is this nickname that exploded in the second degree?" What's the matter?"

"I...I don't know..." Speaking of those turbulent years, Miss "Tianjian Diru" blushed slightly, she turned her head, and said with a whisper: "At first, it seemed that the children around the school The punks secretly called it that, and somehow it spread to the school, and then it spread to the high school and other schools, and then it became like this..."

As he said that, Chishima Hitomi whispered: "And, Yaxing-kun... don't you... think... cool?"

It seems that because of shyness, Hitomi Qiandao's voice became smaller and smaller, like a mosquito. In the end, Li Yexing could not hear clearly at all, so he subconsciously asked, "Tong, what did you say?"

"I said! Yexing-jun! Don't you think! Tianjiandiru! Isn't it cool!" As if giving up on himself, Hitomi Qiandao blushed and turned his head, staring straight at Li Yexing, and shouted loudly like a demonstration : "When I was in junior high school, my popularity was super high! Just like an idol in school! Wherever I go, I am the kind of attention! The transparent Yako-kun in junior high school will definitely not understand this feeling Bar!"

Seeing Hitomi Qiandao's face as if he had won, Li Yexing said expressionlessly, "I really don't understand it. It's too shameful to have such a child's playful nickname."

"Really? Yaxing-kun? Do you really think so?" There was a hint of cunning in his eyes, Hitomi Chishima turned around, looked ahead, then raised his hand and stretched out an index finger, as if singing from the Bible With a serious face, he said loudly: "Lopules' mad dog!"

"what?"

"The strongest mercenary in the northern hemisphere!"

"No, wait..."

"Crazy Dragon Crossing the River in Osaka!"

"Hey! Stop talking!"

"Shadows of Itonia!"

"Stop, stop, stop! They are watching! They are watching!"

"BSAA savior!"

"Ahh! Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it!"

Chapter 11. Macho Hokkaido ([-])

Facing Qiandaotong who put on a serious face and chanted Li Yexing's messy nicknames aloud, Li Yexing, who couldn't stop the opponent from singing spells, had to resort to his ultimate move. Behind him, before Chishima Hitomi, who was in a relaxed state, could react, he suddenly stretched his hands under Chishima Hitomi's ribs, and then rubbed them frantically with his five fingers. In an instant, the artificial expression on Chishima Hitomi's face collapsed , she hunched over, writhed and smiled uncontrollably and said, "No... don't... it's itchy... Lord Ye Xing..."

"Huh? Itchy? Is it itchy?" Facing Hitomi Qiandao who kept trying to dodge, Li Yexing leaned forward, clinging to Hitomi Qiandao's back, scratching the itch until Hitomi Qiandao couldn't stop laughing. It was difficult to breathe, so he stopped. Immediately, Hitomi Qiandao, who was a little tired from laughing, fell limply in Li Yexing's arms. There were some painful facial muscles, until the ups and downs of her chest were no longer so violent, she raised her head, and said aggrievedly while wiping the tears from laughing: "Mr. Ye Xing...It's too much..."

"Is it too much? Why do I think it's not too much? Hmm? Ms. Tianjian Diru?" Li Yexing put his arms around Qiandao Tong's slender waist, then bent down and whispered to Qiandao Tong Whispered: "Do you still dare to be naughty in the future?"

"Dare!" Frowning slightly and pursing his mouth, Hitomi Qiandao said stubbornly with a blushing face.

After all, without waiting for Li Yexing's reaction, Hitomi Qiandao suddenly raised her hands and started her counterattack, imitating Li Yexing's appearance, she passed the pair of white catkins through Li Yexing's armpit, and imitated Li Yexing Looking at Li Yexing's appearance, he scratched vigorously, but, contrary to her expectations, facing her tickling attack, Li Yexing just stood there silently, completely unmoved, the look in his eyes looking down at her , even with a touch of sarcasm and complacency, as if a domineering CEO is looking at the poor Mary Sue heroine who shouted to be self-reliant but failed to start a business and became a waitress.

"Huh?" The smile on his face gradually froze, and Hitomi Qiandao stopped moving a little bit.

"Hitomi, if you can, in private, it's better for you to talk more with other girls..." On the other side, silently clamping his arms and locking Qiandao Hitomi's arms, Li Yexing tilted his head slightly and chuckled Looking at Hitomi Qiandao: "For example, if you often chat with Kanan, then she will definitely tell you that I am not afraid of tickling."

"Hey hey..." With a resentful smile, Hitomi Qiandao's eyes were full of embarrassment, she shrank slightly, and said to Li Yexing with a sneer: "Ye...Yexing Jun..."

"Come on, my little black heart..." The corners of his mouth became more and more evil, Li Yexing said with a smirk: "It seems that the correction work has to continue..."

After all, Li Yexing, who clamped Hitomi Qiandao's hands, suddenly turned from defense to offense, and once again tickled Hitomi Qiandao. This time, Hitomi Qiandao finally stopped being stubborn, and she twisted her body desperately to avoid Li Yexing's attack, while laughing, said: "Mr. Yexing...I...I was wrong...I'm sorry...hahahaha...no...don't...hahahahahaha... Ye...Yoxing-kun pooh hahahaha..."

After a period of extreme torment, Qiandaotong once again lied in Li Yexing's arms. Her face was flushed, and there was a faint mist in her eyes. Feeling the temperature of Li Yexing's chest, she panted lightly while being cautious. He stared at Li Yexing intently, as if worried that Li Yexing would suddenly attack again.

"This time, do you know what's wrong?" Li Yexing asked softly with a smile, raising his hand and gently stroking Hitomi Qiandao's smooth black hair.

"Hmm..." Nodding slightly, Hitomi Qiandao murmured, "I know I was wrong."

"It's good if you know you're wrong..." Facing Qian Daotong, who had completely admitted his weakness, Li Yexing finally couldn't hold back the appearance of the domineering president, and there was a little softness between his brows and eyes. The girl said: "If you still don't admit your mistake, I won't be able to stand it anymore. After all, we have been making trouble on the street for so long, and the whole process was broadcast live. Even the audience has changed several dials. Don't talk about you now, just Even I feel a little awkward."

"Ah!" Hearing Li Yexing's words, Hitomi Qiandao suddenly realized that they were still on the street!Her body trembled violently, she looked around, and saw that the pedestrians around her were all casting vague glances, several couples and even couples simply stopped in their tracks, seeing Hitomi Qiandao looked over, they Immediately returned a kind smile, but there was a bit of a joke in the eyes.

Occupied by embarrassment, her face flushed instantly. For a while, Hitomi Qiandao just wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, but just when she thought she was inevitable, a familiar touch tightened her waist, tightening her grip. Then, Wen Nuan touched the skin with the familiar breath, poured into the nostrils and ears, Li Yexing's words carried a little hot flashes, and whispered: "If you are shy, just hide here."

"Hmm..." Nodding slightly, Hitomi Qiandao pressed her small face into Li Yexing's chest vigorously, while Li Yexing lowered his head slightly, raised his hand and gently pressed Hitomi Qiandao's neck , stroking Qiandao Tong's hair, accompanied by Li Yexing's movements, suddenly, only the warm darkness remained in Qiandao Tong's eyes, and only the hustle and bustle of the civilized world remained in his ears. Everything around him seemed to have disappeared. leave her.