The Peak of the Second Dimension
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After hearing Wukong's scolding, Chutian smiled slightly, looked up at the snake road ahead, and saw a small planet floating there in the mist in the distance. Seeing this, Chutian said in a low voice : "Wukong, we're here, don't scold me..."
Hearing Chutian's words, Wukong seemed to have seen the dawn, with a rushing head, the blood circulation in the whole body accelerated, and the whole body was like an arrow off the string, and it shot out quickly. What surprised others was that Wukong's speed was once again increased to An unbelievable level.
More than ten minutes later, Wukong was lying on the snake road, looking at the small planet floating there in front of him. Although he was exhausted, his face was full of joy, because where he is now is the end point, and the floating planet The small planet in the sky is exactly the Kaiwang planet mentioned by King Yama.
After resting for a while, Wukong stood up again, looked at the planet suspended in the air, and asked, "That is King King?"
Chu Tian shook his head, looked at the half-believing Wukong, and said with a smile, "Wouldn't you know if you go up and have a look?"
Wukong nodded, and stopped talking nonsense. He moved his feet as lightly as a swallow, and flew down to the seemingly very small king star in an instant. Seeing this, Chutian followed closely, and jumped up with one step. .
"Cough... so heavy!"
When Wukong landed, his body seemed to be crushed by a boulder, he staggered and almost fell to the ground.And Chutian looked around like a normal person, looking around at everything, which made Wukong feel that the planet was so heavy that it didn't put any pressure on him.
"Card chirping!"
At this time, a voice came into the ears of Chu Tian and Monkey King, and they looked over at the same time.
a monkey?That's right!It was not a human being who made the sound just now, but a very cunning monkey.Sun Wukong scratched his head, and suddenly became confused. Is the so-called king of the world just a monkey?Thinking of this, Wukong quickly used all his strength to resist the gravity brought to him by the planet, and followed the monkey's movements. Seeing this scene, Chu Tian almost burst out laughing. This Wukong is sometimes simple and scary, even if There are countless races in the universe, but it is not possible for a small monkey to become the king of the realm. Unexpectedly, Wukong is really like the original book, and he regards the monkey as the king of the realm.
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Just when Chutian wanted to stop Wukong's stupid action and tell him that the monkey is not the king of the realm, suddenly a soft-sounding voice came from not far away: "Who are you? What are you doing here?"
Hearing this voice, Chutian and Wukong involuntarily turned their heads to look at the source of the voice, and saw a short man strolling over not far away, with a bread face and a pair of sunglasses with small frames. There are two long beards on the head, like the antennae of insects, and the word "king of the realm" is engraved on the body.
Seeing this person, it was ridiculous to defeat a man who was the same size as a short winter melon. Although Chutian had seen it in the original book, but now he saw the real version of the person, he still felt ugly, but Wukong looked at the monkey first with a confused face. , and then looked at the short wax gourd, and couldn't help saying: "You are the king of the world?"
Hearing Wukong's question, the king of the world nodded, pretending to be aloof, and said deeply: "I am the king of the world who maintains the order of the universe. By the way, what's the matter with you?"
Wukong glanced at Chutian, seeing that Chutian didn't intend to speak, so Wukong had no choice but to repeat what he had said to King Yama. After hearing this, King Jie just let out a faint "oh" and didn't express anything.
"You want to practice with me and become stronger?" The King of Realm asked slowly, glancing at Wukong and Chutian who was standing there with an expression on his face.
Chutian didn't move, but Wukong involuntarily nodded his head. Seeing this, the king of the short winter melon world smiled "hehe", and said boredly: "In this case, as long as the two of you can tell a joke to amuse me, I will reluctantly let it go." You stay here!"
"Tell a joke?" Hearing the words of the King of the Realm, Wukong cried out in shock. He never dreamed that there would be such a test. It was beyond his expectation, not to mention that he was not a material for telling jokes. His face suddenly became ugly, and even his forehead seemed to be dripping with sweat.
"En." Seeing Wukong Ruo, the king of the realm nodded, then turned his face cold, and looked at the two of them seriously, especially Chutian. He didn't say anything after seeing Chutian coming here. After that, there was no expression at all.This could not help arousing his interest.
Silence, silence!Wukong's eyes widened, and he didn't know what to say to amuse this inexplicable king of the realm. He turned his head and looked at Chutian who hadn't expressed anything yet, feeling bitter in his heart, and tentatively said: "Once upon a time there was a man who had no hands, No feet, no...he only has a head left, why does he have a mouth and eyes? Because the mouth and eyes are on the head."
"Push!"
Wukong's voice just fell.The King of Realm immediately covered his mouth with one hand, looking as if he wanted to laugh but was too embarrassed to do so. Seeing this, cold sweat dripped down Chu Tian's forehead. Is this considered a joke? ? ?Is it really that funny?Is it because the king of the world has never heard of a joke, or has he reached the highest level of listening to jokes?
Seeing Ruo Ruo, the king of the world, Wukong felt more confident, and stopped probing, and yelled loudly again: "Stay...the cat is asleep..."
The king of the realm was stunned for a moment, and then covered his mouth again. This time, even his body was already shaking, as if he was holding back.
"Pencil... the pencil pen is bald!!!"
"Hahaha..." As soon as Wukong's words fell, the king of the realm suddenly rolled on the ground regardless of his image, and beat the ground vigorously while crying and laughing.
I don't know how long it has passed, after King Jie laughed enough, he looked at Wukong with admiration, and said: "Very well, as the number one joke teller in the universe, I really like you who have the ability to tell jokes." Talented people, you stay here!"
Wukong was overjoyed when he heard the words of the king of the realm, and quickly shouted to Chutian: "That's great, Teacher Chutian, we can stay here and practice!"
"No, you are wrong!"
The king of the world interrupted Wukong at this time, looked at Chutian, and said with a serious face: "He can stay here, but you can't. Because you haven't told a joke that can make me laugh." , so you can't stay, unless you can think of a joke that amuses me and makes me laugh even harder than before!"
Chu Tian was speechless, he came here just for fun, besides, can he teach him with the means of the king of the world?Shaking his head, he looked at the king of the realm and said, "I didn't come to practice with you, and you can't teach me, I just came to accompany Wukong to have a look!"
The king of the realm was slightly taken aback, pointed at himself, and said in disbelief: You said I can't teach you?Are you here to see? "
Chu Tian looked at the Realm King and nodded.Before Chutian could open his mouth, he saw the king of the realm kneeling on the ground, the muscles on his face twitched, and then a series of "hahahahaha" laughter burst out of his mouth, as if he heard the funniest joke in the world, he was so happy Out of breath.
"It's so funny...hahahaha...to actually say...as the king of the realm...I can't teach you...hahahaha!" The king of the realm laughed, as if he had a stroke.
Chu Tian was speechless, to tell the truth, is it so funny?Wukong was stunned. At this moment, he wondered if he came to the wrong place. Is the king of the realm in front of him really strong?Can you really teach him how to practice?This king of the world seems really unreliable...
Realm King seemed to realize his gaffe, quickly stopped laughing just now, pretended to cough a few times, glanced at Chutian and Wukong, and finally nodded and said: "Okay! Since you came to my place intentionally Learn jokes, then I will accept you and pass on the highest level of jokes to you!"
Wukong was stunned again after hearing what King Jie said, and quickly said: "Lord Jiewang, we are not here to learn jokes from you, we want to ask you to teach us how to practice, I think you should know how powerful Saiyans are. The time has passed Not much more, we need to become stronger than we are now before the Saiyans invade Earth!"
"Saiyan? Earth?" King Kai frowned when he heard Wukong's words, turned to look at Chutian and Wukong, and said again: "Let me see..."
After finishing speaking, the two tentacles on the top of King Kai's head trembled slightly, and after a while, he said again: "Well, that's true, there are two Saiyan spaceships heading towards the earth you mentioned, And there seems to be a Saiyan waiting near your Earth..."
"Lord Kaiwang, have you found out? Then can you tell us when those Saiyans will be able to arrive on Earth?" Wukong asked quickly after hearing what the Kaiwang said.
"Well... about seven months to go..." The tentacles on the top of the king's head trembled again, and he said slowly.
"What, there are still seven months left? Then Lord Realm King, please teach us how to practice..."
The king of the realm said "Oh" and smiled slightly: "Since you have told such high-level jokes, in return, I will make you stronger before the arrival of the Saiyans!"
"Thank you, Lord Realm, what should we do now?" Sun Wukong asked impatiently.
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In a blink of an eye, it has been seven months since Chutian and Wukong came to King King.
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