The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"What do you know?" The maid raised her exquisite chin: "The store manager's energy is often scattered when he is shopping and dating. With so many heroic spirits and shikigami staring at him, even if he doesn't say anything, he must be exhausted inside. I don't need to seize this fragmented time at all, I just need to guard a little bit to be invincible."

"What?" Su Bai really couldn't think of it for a while.

"Games." She smiled proudly: "The store manager likes to play games, and occasionally has sex with friends in the sand sculpture group. During this time, he is very relaxed, and his time is no longer fragmented, and he will not be gank by other women. He can even chat with the store. Flirting in long tunes, giving out dog food to other people, as long as I guard this strong base, the time allocated to other women is not even a fraction of mine, who in the end makes more money?"

Su Bai thought for a while, then gave a thumbs up: "You are such a clever little ghost."

"That's right?" The silver-haired maid shook her hair: "So, what do you want to drink? You have to wait for the manager to come back for food."

"Just a cup of coffee..." Su Bai threw himself on the table and continued to sigh: "I suddenly envy the harmony between Manager Bai and Bai Di..."

"Harem?" Altair was grinding coffee beans, and sneered: "Want to eat a fart? An inch of harem is an inch of blood, and an inch of blood is hard to buy an inch of harem... Baidi's harem is harmoniously maintained by the kidneys, you know What is a vacuum cleaner and a juicer?"

"I really don't know, I'm a pure boy." Su Bai put his hand on his forehead: "You seem to have revealed something very extraordinary."

"It's nothing serious, Bai Di has so many wives, what do you think?" The maid made a trick.

"Will he really be drained?" Su Bai showed a look of shock: "Are those girls so fierce?"

"Huh? Miss sister? Do you want this girl to die laughing on the beach?" Altair bent over with a smile, laughing: "The combined age of those women is dozens of times older than you. Your memory Is it that bad? For the time being, let me make it clear, this guy Bai Di is a concubine, don't you think his wife is too old? They are all familiar with each other."

"Emmm...it seems to be true." Su Bai rubbed his chin: "Then according to what you said, what kind of control is Manager Bai?"

"He doesn't control anything, he's just lustful." Altair said bluntly: "Long legs, nails, clavicles, black and white silk suspenders, all can be licked, and all can be greedy. The problem is, I haven't seen this wolf with a big tail really bite."

"Every time I said to the color pictures in the sand sculpture group, 'I can lick her broken thighs', and then the fire-proof girl specially changed into white silk, but he still didn't say anything in the end; seeing the swimsuit, he said, 'You wear this I don’t think our brothers and sisters can do a suit of clothes.” Sister Su changed into a swimsuit, but he was as shy as a little girl; he even raised his fist and shouted, “Sister-in-law is really great, let’s have a meal with the sisters.” Set', the sisters of the Li family took it seriously, rushed over overnight, and were sent back after eating two bowls of rice..."

While talking, the maid thought it was too embarrassing, so she put her hand on her forehead: "Ah, it's hopeless, it's almost hopeless... On the contrary, Mary, who has his real girlfriend, will often raise her head high to ask for a kiss, but she doesn't change her name." A further move may be due to being too young."

"You have a lust but you don't have the guts." Su Bai also pondered and said, "It's really hard to be a virgin, maybe the manager Bai is also afraid of Bai Di's lessons learned, and doesn't want to be squeezed dry?"

"Well, this is unlikely." Altair raised his finger: "The store manager's strength is quite good, unlike Baidi who has basically never trained, his physical strength is relatively high, and he went to Senluo and went through the remedial stage I am improving my physical strength, and I have learned the chef's recipes, and I can continuously improve my body strength just by taking food supplements every day.

"Even if calculated based on the strength of the peak Heroic Spirit, Li Xiuning and him will fight one-on-one for at most three hours, and she will definitely become dehydrated. Of the other Heroic Spirits, perhaps only Zhao Zheng'er can last more than ten hours? I always thought she had a sullen physique. The store manager regarded her as a sword fairy sister, thinking that she was noble and out-of-this-world. It was just an aura created on the surface. In fact, she didn't know how much she wanted to sleep with her apprentice, bah, scumbag !"

"Aren't you mean?"

"I'm mean, but I'm more honest. Isn't this showing your statistics?" The maid raised her eyebrows: "What? Don't want to listen?"

"It's okay, my face hurts a little from being hit by the wheel, please continue." Su Bai crossed his hands: "I'm listening."

"Based on the strength of the body, even if the heroic spirit is a little bit stronger, Su Yuhan is just an ordinary woman if she doesn't open the holy soul. The fireproof girl is always too concerned. As for those girls from different time and space, whether they can give birth is a problem. Gods and monsters are reproductively isolated, and their physical fitness is not strong, they are very weak." She pointed her thumb down: "They are all weak, and no one competes with the store manager!"

"then you?"

"I can't do it either, at most 10 minutes." Altair spread his hands: "So according to the normal situation, it is impossible for Bai Di's situation to appear to the store manager. He is still like this until now, maybe it is reserved?"

"... Absolutely, if you are cowardly, you will be cowardly. It's not true to say so." Su Bai took a sip of coffee, and he still sighed: "But it's good to be able to be harmonious like this, it's better than the situation on my side. Much better."

"what happened to you?"

"There is an irreconcilable conflict between the two little girls, and I'm having a headache, and I can't handle it at all."

"That's right, your emotional intelligence is low, I can see that you have died at the hands of women a lot in the past, and you will get used to it after seeing too much." Altair yawned: "Stop going to your mother for hugs and comfort. ?”

"You know all this? Where is my right to privacy!" Su Bai was startled, and his hands drinking coffee trembled slightly.

"You said this yourself, and it's not someone else's prying eyes." The maid snapped her fingers: "Everyone knows that you are a maid."

"Let me correct you, she is a maid who is gentle, generous, beautiful, kind, and sincere." Su Bai added a premise: "Not just any maid can... By the way, there should be a pair that is plump enough..."

"Do you still want the bridge of your nose?" Altair asked with a smile on his face: "You can make dishes for the bridge of your nose that you don't need."

"Hmm, cough, cough... It seems that my sexuality hasn't changed for so many years." Su Bai coughed a few times: "It's good to have a maid as a wife."

"The maids you mentioned can form a reinforced company." She squinted her eyes: "It is said that you were a commander before? Royal maid team?"

"No, I don't have this piece of memory...why do you ask?" Su Bai asked strangely.

"It's nothing, I won't mention this matter for now, I'll talk to you when the store manager comes back." Altair smiled mysteriously: "It just so happens that they should be home too."

As soon as the words were finished, the door was pushed back. Bai Jue walked into the coffee shop talking and laughing, carrying big bags and small bags, followed by the fire-proof girl and Su Yuhan, and immediately noticed the guests 's arrival

"Hey, isn't this Su Bai?" Store Manager Bai put down Abigail and said with a smile, "I've been working hard lately."

"Are you diligent?" Su Bai felt that the flow of time was different from the flow of time in the store: "It has been a long time for me."

"It doesn't matter, it hasn't been long for me." Bai Xiang sat opposite him: "It doesn't mean that you are not welcome, you can come anytime you want. Of course I welcome customers when I do business. I heard from Bai Di that it has been recorded in your book. The address of the coffee shop, it doesn’t matter if you come here often in the future, it’s okay to come here between worlds, and you can also bring your maid here, we’ll discuss it.”

"What are you discussing?" Su Bai was taken aback.

"I'm also a maid connoisseur." Bai Jue knocked on the table and said seriously: "A maid is a treasure of human civilization, otherwise you think why I abducted her is because there is a lack of a maid in the coffee shop, but unfortunately it is not. Professional and lacking in dedication to the owner."

"Oh, if you want to talk about sleeping with me, Ms. Altair really can't do it. She said that she can only hold on for 10 minutes before she collapses. As a maid, her ability in this area needs to be remedied." Su Bai interlaced his fingers: "But I don't think it's her fault. After all, Store Manager Bai has the title of Ghost God of Night Battle and the passive skill of Shura on the bed. He can defeat Li Xiuning, who is a peak heroic spirit. He just shed a moving liquid until he ran out of water... "

"Wait, stop for a moment." Bai Jue raised his hand to stop: "What's right?"

"Isn't it? It's said that Store Manager Bai has the ability to ascend three thousand females, even if he doesn't take medicine, he still has the power of taking rhubarb pills." Su Bai said, touching his pocket: "I remember it seems like What are the medicines of Sheridan and Zilongsan... I don’t know what level your combat power will increase after taking it, or you can try it tonight? Report to me next time and report the results?"

"Report what a fart!" Bai Jue jumped up and said, "You think this is Wahaha, and if you don't like this flavor, you can change to another one? And who told you that I am so powerful? I don't even know it."

"You can try it." Su Bai said sincerely: "If you don't try, how will you know that you can't do it? Look at the young ladies over there..."

"It's not allowed during the day." Su Yuhan made an X shape with his fingers.

"You see she agreed with you to go to night raids." Su Bai gave a thumbs up: "Brother, stand up!"

"...Gah." Bai Jue sat down again, and looked at Su Bai with a subtle expression: "You were stabbed to death by a woman again?"