The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

In the morning, I woke up from the bed and smelled the aroma of breakfast.

A finger poked his cheek: "It's time to get up, breakfast is ready."

Su Bai lay on the bed in a daze: "Let me sleep for another 5 minutes..."

"I can't do it today. If you don't get up again, I can only use Good Wife's Good Morning Bite to help you get up." There was charm hidden in the laughing voice.

"Does your meaning of waking up be different from what I understand? Don't, don't, I'll get up right away. I can't press the gun in the morning!" Su Bai got up immediately, and took the initiative to avoid the wheel rolling crash.

Rita stretched out her finger and poked his chest: "Don't you want to recall what happened last night? My dear, you were awesome last night."

Su Bai grabbed her Hu Lai's left hand and said, "Right, is my card a thief? Seventeen cards instantly kill the opponent!"

Rita rolled her eyes: "I don't understand the style, even if nothing happened, there should be a bit of an ambiguous atmosphere at this time, dear."

Su Bai stared into her eyes: "If you are too ambiguous, you will be unable to control it. If you cannot control it, it will be easy to control it improperly. Improper control will lead to unwanted pregnancy."

Rita smiled: "I don't mind, if you want..."

Su Bai chose the desire to survive: "Let's forget it, if you take maternity leave, Ulandal will fuck me."

"Bianca is still a child, and her thoughts will change over time." Rita's smile subsided slightly: "Although I don't plan to retire anytime soon, I should retire earlier than her. By then... You have no chance of rejecting me."

She more or less had some small emotions accumulated in her heart. She had obviously spent seven days together and shared the same bed, but at most Su Bai just hugged her and locked her hands and waist to prevent her from moving. Maintaining a super high shooting skill, Miss Rita once wondered if her charm has weakened, but she really wanted to complete the step of the marriage in advance.

Raw rice and cooked rice, everyone knows it.

Nothing happened to Rita and Su Bai in the past. She was 17 years old three years ago, and she and Su Bai exchanged wedding rings the night before facing the Honkai beast tide.

Before this, the two parties were lovers, and the day after the engagement was confirmed, Su Bai stayed in the back of the beast tide.

In other words, nothing happened between them in time. After the past three years, it is not surprising that something happened now that they reunited.

But he didn't do anything, he didn't even kiss a few times in seven days, so that's all... Are they considered husband and wife?Junior high school students know how to stick out their tongues when they are in love!

Ms. Rita is not dissatisfied with her desires, she has no experience and she can’t talk about her desires. She thinks that she should fulfill her responsibilities and obligations as a wife instead of being a large pillow all day long. No……

She sighed faintly, and took out a set of clothes from the closet: "Need my help?"

"No, I'm worried that I'll become useless after being taken care of like this by you." Su Bai hastily walked away from her gentle home, avoiding Rita's half-smiling eyes, and started the first round of gun-pressing ceremony today.

Su Bai took the initiative to curb his own desires, and did not take any further action. He always insisted that he must find the past memories, and then the emotional problems would naturally come to fruition. It would be really terrible if he couldn't remember anything and just fired at will with his lower body.

As a reincarnator, Su Bai must not be a virgin, but according to the setting that every reincarnation will narrow the backtracking, it is not a problem to say that he is a virgin. After all, it seems that he has never considered this aspect in the past dozens of reincarnations. Desires are always consciously suppressed. Indulging desires is a dangerous thing. It will make people act lawlessly and recklessly. It is one aspect to mess with men and women, and another is to rely on power to expand and run wild.

Where there is depression and accumulation, there will naturally be release, but it depends on luck and opportunities.

In Su Bai's travels so far, there is a past event that is still fresh in his memory. It was the fourth world of a certain reincarnation. He thought it was a difficult world, but it turned out to be a world view where multiple races coexist. The strange thing is that Bian's custom industry has developed very well. Originally, he regarded this world as an ordinary maze world, and as an adventurer, he challenged difficult mazes to enhance his strength.

Then one day, he met a young human swordsman and a young elf duo in a tavern run by a tree-man proprietress. He also saw an angel with a halo missing a corner on his head. Out of curiosity, he spoke to the other party. He was invited by the other party to participate in the 'adventure', and then Su Bai readily agreed, and then began the journey of 'a person in another world, whoring until he lost contact'.

In the custom industry, spending money to take care of the business is not shabby.

Bronya said that Su Bai is an old pervert, and it is not wrong. Once faced with such a colorful world, any traverser must not be able to control it. First, it is not illegal, and second, it is very common... It is worth complaining about, The concept of chastity in that world is really quite low, and the gameplay is full of flowers, emerging in endlessly, only unexpected and impossible.

I don't know if it was because of excessive indulgence, but Su Bai remembered that he died suddenly after failing to break through the fifth world in his reincarnation. Maybe it was because he was too obsessed with certain things, completely neglected to practice, or he was in a relatively peaceful environment. After staying in this world for a long time, his strength has degenerated... I don't know when Su Bai started to restrain his desires. After the sensibility died, rationality dominated his actions, and the concept of shooting and blasting was eradicated from his brain.

Even now, he still subconsciously curbs his desire.

Even talking about love is basically to pay off debts in the past.

Su Bai sat on the dining table after washing up: "Isn't today the seventh day?"

"Yes, there will be a Valkyrie grade exam today, and I will be the inspector sent by the headquarters of Destiny to invigilate the exam." Rita said with a smile, "So you can't stay in bed or be late today."

"Then you were teasing me just now, what if there are sparks from friction?" Su Bai tasted a fresh omelet egg.

"It's okay, the little girl has her own way." Rita nodded her lips and said, "I'll teach you to walk out of the house within half an hour."

"Miss Rita's driving skills are really getting better and better, or is it just not leaking before?"

"I have worked hard to learn this knowledge. During the training time as a maid, I also practiced the bride practice in the Far East." Rita rested her cheeks: "I always think this is a necessary study. If every Every Valkyrie has undergone this kind of bridal course training, and there is no need to worry about finding a suitable marriage partner after retiring in the future."

"...Why are you staring at me?" Su Bai asked vigilantly, "I don't need this kind of practice."

"Honey, do you want to become a maid and a bride? I don't suggest you do that." Rita smiled and said, "It's just that Mrs. Ulandale is studying this kind of courses recently. Obviously, in the past, apart from boxing classes, it was physical training. Recently, there are more Although I don't think there is anything wrong with some hobbies, but...She who works so hard makes me feel that love is pure and also makes me feel a sense of crisis."

"so what?"

"After today's exam, my vacation is over." Rita Tu said poorly, "Tonight, do you want to leave some unforgettable memories?"

"Oh? Do you want to meet the Galeful Swordsman?" Su Bai said happily, "Shan, it seems that tonight, I also have to show my peerless edge that is not suitable for shooting!"

"My dear who is unwilling to agree to the little request of my lovely wife is a scum in the world." Rita said quietly: "I just want a gift."

"what?"

"Your ancestral chromosome."

"Hiss..." Su Bai gasped: "Rita, you have to pay attention to your image! Girls can't say such words, be reserved, you have to hold back!"

"I'm not a girl." Rita pressed her chest: "I'm already married, I'm a wife now, I'm a wife, I want to be a real wife."

"You were frightened by Bianca's backhand with a super double." Su Bai spread his hands: "There is only one wife in this world, and this wife is already so cold, whether she can get on the ship or not is up to you."

This kind of dialogue has become a daily routine between the three-year-old couple. It is more suitable to say that they are lovers rather than husband and wife. They are still in the running-in period. Putting them together can add a lot of CP sugar, even if the entire monogamy system of the Iron Triangle is formed, there is no sense of disobedience, and the combination of two people alone is a kind of match made in heaven.

It's just that love makes people wise, and many jokes have been made in these seven days. At the same time, because Rita's company time has obviously become longer, it takes up a lot of Su Bai's energy. The maid is sometimes enthusiastic and sometimes gentle, and a series of offensives fall It's hard to resist, but she is still a reasonable wife, and as an S-rank Valkyrie, she can easily enter St. Freya Academy.