The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"Seal." Su Bai looked at the card floating in his palm: "Does this seem to imply that this is a seal made by myself? No matter how you look at this weapon, it is at least an orange weapon. In the past, I was kicked by a mi donkey for my brain Or is it because you were squeezed by the Steins Gate that you will voluntarily give up such a big equipment advantage?"

The personal improvement of weapons is huge, and the importance of equipment is self-evident. Challenging the barriers of the world and deliberately throwing down the main weapon is too confident, and it can even be said to be arrogant.

"I don't understand..." Su Bai shook his head: "I'll think about it later, it's not important at the moment, the system, I cleared the Lost Belt once anyway, don't you want to give me some reward cards?"

[Advanced reincarnation card X3, no more, Lei Di was beaten to death by a group, and you didn't win it in a one-on-one battle]

"Okay, that's not a lot." Su Bai didn't expect much income. Originally, there were very few followers in the lore belt and more than half of them were acquaintances. He was too embarrassed to do it, but this All kinds of Houkai beasts and deadly enemies are indispensable in the collapsed world.

Recalling the second Honkai War, the sad memory of being stabbed in the back one after another on the Siberian plain, the reincarnated person squinted his eyes, and suddenly new and old hatreds rushed into his heart... Lutuo, you little immortal, no Thinking of me? Come back!Although I am currently in the stage of sealing the sword, practicing sword Zen, and my strength is not enough, but this time you have no chance to backstab Lao Tzu, sooner or later you will be hanged up and beaten!

"If I kill Otto, how much reward can I get?" Su Bai asked with common sense.

【Three SSR Reincarnation Cards】

"So many?" Su Bai was surprised: "How could it be more expensive than Artoxiu? How many does he match?"

[Interference with cause and effect, impact on the future, Artoxiu's defeat is an inevitable result, although you interfered, shaken the process, and affected part of the ending...But Otto Apocalypse is different, he is different from God of War, he is different from God of War. The future still has a very powerful influence. Killing him is very likely to cause the whole world to go in a completely different direction...In general, it is worth the price]

"Oh?" Su Bai rubbed his chin, feeling a little moved in his heart.

[But it is not recommended to do this task]

"Why?" Su Bai raised his eyebrows: "Don't you always like to make trouble for me? Picking the most difficult boss gives me a headache. Isn't this a traditional art skill of your broken system?"

[At this time, it is different from the end of the second Honkai war in the past, and the background of destiny is not so simple. If the reincarnated person insists on going his own way, then this system can only give you a sentence-you go away~]

"Then spare Otto's life for the time being." Su Bai rubbed his face, he stood under the blue sky and white clouds, overlooking the city, showing a relaxed expression: "If you don't remind me, I will soon forget It's... really peaceful."

The Second Honkai War is over, and the world should have returned to peace. Looking at this city, I can feel the vitality of life that I have not seen for a long time. I have traveled so many worlds, but the technological level of the Honkai World is the highest and rare. In peaceful time, it’s time to enjoy life, eat something good, play something interesting, and reward yourself.

Imagine what the worlds you traveled through in the past are... There are several worlds, not even a modern city, ancient, ancient, ancient or ancient, the best is the end of Edo, and it is also good to come to the collapsed world with a little foundation of civilization Being thrown into the ice and snow of Siberia, you can't experience the convenience of modern life at all. You can't even flush the toilet. What kind of human suffering are you experiencing...

Thinking of this, the corners of Mr. Su's eyes couldn't help but moisten.

Su Bai silently covered his face, and after a few seconds, he pulled himself together, stood up again, and clenched his fists: "Okay, I decided to go for a walk around the city first, to eat, drink, and buy things! I want to play games, I want krypton gold, I want to draw cards! I want to live a happy and free life! I want to stay in the house for a year and a half without going out! Live a life of useless wood!"

Everyone speaks with conscience, if someone is locked in a room for seven days, do you want to choose a whole set of game consoles, or a beautiful young lady?Then extend the time, one month?two months?three months?half a year?

The answer is self-evident, how can women have fun games, and how can men have fun games?

Su Bai jumped from a tall building and landed on a street corner. He had completed a one-click change of clothes during the free fall from the sky. He was wearing a sportswear with a white background and red borders. Because he hadn't repaired it for some time, his hair It's already a little long. I was wearing an oriental-style sword robe before, and my hair was a little long but a bit chic, but it's a bit girly to wear long hair in modern dress.

On weekdays, he cuts with his sword in front of the mirror. Now he is too busy to go shopping, so he doesn’t bother to take care of it. He just tied it behind his head, put on a peaked cap, equipped with an N95 black mask, and walked happily toward the Proceed along the commercial street.

Walking into the bustling commercial street, Su Bai's heart was completely messed up for a moment. What kind of immortal swordsman's cultivation, what kind of master's reserved self-esteem, fuck off, he stared at the cabinet The game consoles and cards in the game almost made a shasha sound, and even started to swallow the hunk in the game pv played on the LCD TV.

"p5s! The orthodox sequel is really delicious!"

"Ysu Nine, Chinese version!"

"Hollow Knight Silk Song!"

Grass, grass, grass... I really want to play!I? Want to play games!

Su Bai's eyes were bloodshot, and he was about to get lost in this beautiful holy land, until a cold reminder came from his ear.

[So, do you have money? 】

The icy voice sent Su Bai into the eighteenth floor of the Great Red Lotus Hell, and his heart became cold... I don't want money, and I don't want to play games.

"Well, System Sauce, System Dear, System Baba...Can I borrow some...emergency?"

In the face of the system's despotic power, the reincarnation who insisted on 150 million words and refused to bow his head, he scolded it for more than a dozen worlds, and now finally surrendered shamefully because of a few video games, and bowed his head... This, maybe it is The toxicity of electronic heroin!

【You give me a paw】

"Hey, I knew you had a hard heart, and it was absolutely impossible to allow me to fish." Su Bai gave up the expression of laughing and shouting. He touched his chin and slapped his thigh. Isn't it money?Earn his damn!Not having money is a temporary dilemma. Think of me as a reincarnated person who can play, sing, dance, and rap. I have good looks, a figure, and strength. I’m afraid I won’t be able to earn the money to buy a few game consoles!

[It is recommended to be an anchor, a virtual anchor can be rewarded with a hundred TV sets, I think you can too]

"Huh? Did you point fingers and scold Huai just now? Who loves this kind of bad money?" Su Bai was very vigilant: "Although the live broadcast is very profitable, but I refuse... just forget it for the money to become crumbs, I think it's better to sell it." Your own workforce is more suitable."

[Good host, who is the host today]

"Do you think I'm a killer?" Su Bai crossed his arms and said, "I can create wealth through labor and my own hands. I learned a few things from Manager Bai. At least I think I'm good at cooking."

[Proposal to sell your body, the money will come faster, you just need to lie on the bed and pout your ass, there will be countless people waiting...]

"Rolling, disgusting." Su Bai stared: "I rely on my own hands to support myself, self-reliance, how inspiring, you actually said such insane words, I didn't think you were so contemptuous before, let me crawl."

[Here is 100 yuan, take it, and eat whatever you want]

"Thank you eggplant~"

【Aren't you even more disgusting with a face-changing person like you】

"It's just a meal." Su Bai folded the banknotes and stuffed them into his pocket: "Anyway, let's find a coffee shop first... and then apply for a job."

[Apply for Kamen Rider, or apply for Savior? 】

"Ordinary waiter." Su Bai said naturally, "Working makes me happy."

[Who said before that the dignified reincarnation, if you don't bend your waist for three buckets of rice, you can kill and can't be humiliated. With so many talents, you only want to work? 】

"A man can bend and stretch." Su Bai said very naturally: "I work part-time for my hobby. I am also a hero driven by my hobby. Making money to buy games is no different from working-study programs. It is a reasonable and legal way to make money, not shabby."

【So you deliberately sneaked back from the strange news belt, leaving behind your precious apprentice and day and night dual-purpose doll, just to come here to work? 】