The Reincarnator Fails Miserably
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She stopped laughing immediately: "Your Excellency speaks so directly, you will lose my kind fox friend."
"It's not good intentions. Adding chaos is the purpose. Although I can't see what you are thinking, there is no need to follow your mind. There is still something I need to do here. It is impossible to leave." Su Bai bit the last piece. Barbecue Steak, picked up a ball of snow, wiped the remaining grease on the palm of his hand: "But I am very interested in the other lore belts you mentioned, so I will go and have a look, and I won't bother you to lead the way."
"Negotiation failed." Koyanskaya narrowed her eyes: "You are one of the few clients who directly rejected me, and you refused twice."
"dissatisfied?"
"A little bit, but I don't feel angry, but I want to see people like you pleading with me more and more." The pink-haired fox bit the bone after eating, with sharp canine teeth With a slight force, the bone was crushed with a click, and she licked the bone marrow flowing inside, showing an intoxicated, charming and cold gaze: "It makes your index finger move."
Su Bai felt a little terrified in his heart, being targeted by the troublesome object, he replied unceremoniously: "I'll think about whether to reduce your height for you."
"Violence is not good, I am against violence." Goyanskaya changed into another face in the blink of an eye, and her expression switched freely, like a DD who is proficient in single-push skills, with a commercial smile: " I think that you will become a high-quality customer, so I intend to show you good intentions. After all, the service industry is also very important in the choice of customers, and I think I have a good vision."
Su Bai's heart is already bursting with laughter... System, someone is robbing you of your job.
【...Killed her, put her ashes in the Arctic Ocean, and reward you with an item card】
The system's answer surprised Su Bai... This fox looks bad, at least he is an elite monster, but after the evaluation, it is worth the cabbage price of an item card?It's too cheap, not even comparable to Ye Changgeng who sent several missions in a row, it's a shame... just treat it as protecting wild animals and not killing them.
Su Bai let go of his murderous intentions between ups and downs, and he held his cheeks: "Being your client may be classified as an activity that is not suitable for children, so let's avoid it."
This ability to calmly deal with the temptation of beauty... seems to have evolved after experiencing the bathhouse scrubbing and washing of the Flügel in No Game Life.
"You can't say it so absolutely." Koyanskaya raised her hand, searched from her chest, and took out a lipstick: "This is the same color number as the lipstick I am using now, and you should bring it with you. Look at it, if you really need something, just open it and draw a circle..."
"A positioning device?" Su Bai easily saw through her intentions: "But it's meaningless, as long as I leave this world, you will never find me. You want to use me as a springboard. It's not like a fox, but like a fox." Monkeys... eat all you can eat at the Pantao Conference."
Goyanskaya, whose intention was easily seen through, laughed a few times: "How could it be? I didn't..."
Su Bai spread out his hands: "If you don't believe me, let me try on the lipstick. After I leave this world, if you can still follow me, it will be a good thing."
The reincarnation smiled brightly and badly: "It's a great thing."
Chapter 330 IX Oh Excuse me~
Time flies by in the blink of an eye.
Su Bai woke up from the bed he was not used to sleeping at all, even if he maintained his exercise for 24 hours, he still couldn't stand the cold feet.
As the saying goes, cold is born from the soles of the feet. As long as the soles of the feet are cold, no matter how much you wear, you will still feel cold. Therefore, there has been a saying since ancient times that you have to soak your feet before going to bed in winter. You can fall asleep quickly if you need a hot kang head and an electric blanket, and it can strengthen your immune system...but it is troublesome to even boil a kettle of hot water here.
He came out with a heater from the system, but it is impossible to carry this for 24 hours: "At this time, I will envy the servants, because it is the structure of the spirit base, and besides being unable to conceive, in what harsh environment can survive."
【Are you so obsessed with pregnancy? 】
"Didn't you think of this when I was chatting with the clerk before?" Su Bai held his cheeks: "If I really do the math, the number of normal girls I know is indeed very rare, at least not with the aliens. Than... celestial maidens, monsters, non-human races..."
[Normal human women can conceive; Beastmen can conceive; Flügel can't conceive but can be surrogates; Celestial girls have a low chance of getting pregnant, and you can have a chance if you work hard; Herrscher's body structure is the same as that of humans, but the Houkai energy may destroy genetic factors, it is worth it Try; the Valkyrie can get pregnant; the Houkai beast mimicry cannot; it is impossible for servants to get pregnant, it is impossible in every sense, the beep liquid will become the magic power supply, and the children and grandchildren will become the energy source; It does not have this part of the function; loli infected with the original enterovirus can conceive as long as they grow up to 16 years old, but they cannot give birth to healthy offspring; what else do you want to try, I can list the possibilities]
"..." Su Bai fell into a long silence, he smiled dryly, "Are you serious?"
[No, it's just an ordinary list. In fact, even if the host spreads seeds throughout the universe, it won't have any actual impact on the system, or...do you think you haven't done this before? 】
"What?" Su Bai jumped at the table, "It's clear that I was married before, but I used to be a harem king?"
[In some worlds, there are indeed unscientific developments in various senses, and the profession of ghost beast king also exists. If you draw this profession, whether you want to or not, you will go to a point of no return.】
"Shut up, idiot!" Su Bai pressed his head, "My brain is shaking!"
[In fact, what is the difference?Even if you don't have such a job, don't you still run straight on the road to the harem? 】
"It's impossible, it doesn't exist, it's just a fantasy." Su Bai folded his arms and said, "I, Su, will never do such a thing. How can I have time to think about it? Give me a funeral, and I still have time to harm other girls?"
【Then... have you thought about what if one day the reincarnation really ends? 】
"It's really ushered in such a day, I will go back home, quietly wait for life, and never go out again, it would be great to be a dead house." Su Bai had already planned his own ending: "But this kind of saying It doesn't make any sense, it's just for entertainment."
He waved his hand and took the initiative to interrupt this somewhat heavy and depressing topic. After all, in his opinion, discussing this matter is like lying in bed and thinking about what to do if you get 500 million... Daydreaming, without reality .
"Let's not mention this for now, give me the reincarnation card, and it's time for the exciting card draw again, I wonder if I can show my ancestors?"
[Now is the time to draw cards]
Two golden legend cards, precious rewards for clearing the world of life in the game, I don't know what kind of items, skills or jobs can be given this time.
Strictly speaking, SSR does not represent its strength. After all, this is not a numerical game, and there is no plan to target it behind the scenes. It represents rarity. The more irreplaceable, the higher the preciousness, including Su Bai's past The more painstaking efforts in reincarnation, the greater its value will naturally be.
The pocket watch An left was a one-time-use prop, but its value allowed Su Bai to survive the extremely dangerous fifth world.
Naturally, Su Bai was looking forward to whether the two reincarnation cards could be shipped.
With a flash of golden light, a golden card floated in Su Bai's palm. The card was still golden, but it was not the emblem of the Samsara Card.
"Employment card." Su Bai slightly exclaimed, "It's been a long time since I got one."
The job card is usually equipped with multiple skills, passive and active, which greatly increases its own strength. The power of the darkin and protoss comes from the job card, which originally belonged to his soul fragments.
He raised his hand to hold the golden card, but saw that on the cover of the card were two clowns with their backs facing each other, one facing up and the other facing down.
【You got the employment card alterego】
"Extra job referral..." Su Bai touched his chin. There are many types of job referral cards. This kind of job referral card exists in the Xingyue world, and it comes from the philosophical term "other self", that is, another self, from the self The appearance of this kind of job agency either represents a split personality, or represents the concept of pluralism... Its existence itself is very special.
Su Bai opened the other side of the job card and looked at the detailed introduction about it.
[The job card does not directly affect the reincarnation itself, it represents another self, another possibility, that is, in a long time, the reincarnation has experienced a certain stage of history, a certain period of time In the past, this job card can reproduce it, but it can't function alone, it needs a corresponding medium, that is, a job card... But please note that once the alterego acts on other job cards, the job will be replaced. Media card coverage]
"This explanation is a bit ambiguous." Su Bai's comprehension ability is not bad, but the text is still a bit vague: "A certain reincarnation, a certain period of history, it can reproduce it, isn't this a random probability?"
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