The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"Hmph..." The white fox fairy floated to the door and stared into the room. Although it was pitch black, she sensed the presence of people in the room. Immortals don't want to part with it, and I won't part with it either... Today I have to give you a chill!"

She turned into a white phantom, pushed open the door, and jumped into the room with a creaking sound.

"Liu Chishui, die—!"

The fox fairy's fingers turned into sharp claws, and directly stabbed the sweet person who was sleeping wrapped in a quilt on the bed. With a snort, the claws pierced into the cup, and the cotton wadding broke. There was a hole, but she didn't see the red, and when she realized that she had thrown an empty hole, she immediately realized that she had been calculated!

The fox fairy hastily changed into the form of a white fox, turned around to escape, but was caught by fate's ear.

"What a big rabbit." Su Bai picked up the two fox ears and lifted each other up.

"Let me go!" the white fox uttered, waving its little paws, trying to struggle.

"The male rabbit's feet are fluttering, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurry... So this guy is male." Su Bai thought deeply, "Then why are you wearing Pinru's clothes?"

"You are the male!" The white fox struggled, and she turned into a human again, staring at Su Bai who was holding her ear, and shouted: "Wicked people watch their tricks!"

"Look at the hammer!" Su Bai picked up a wooden hammer, fought back, and slammed it on her head. This action may have been a little too much. Miss Baihu's head hit the floor on the second floor with a bang, and she crawled into a He uttered a large character, twitched twice and remained silent.

"Fuck, you won't kill it!" Liu Chishui rushed out from another room: "It's a bad thing if you kill it! I should know her fox, it should belong to Fengxian Dear ones!"

"This crazy fox wants your life. Why are you being so polite? Besides, it's very difficult for a vixen to die. Think about how tenacious Daji's vitality is." Su Bai said solemnly: "I, Su, have a sense of propriety, and the most disfigured , so as not to overwhelm her... drag her in, I say wait here, she will be sent a fox for nothing, it will be fine if she doesn’t get stewed, you will hold the hammer later.”

"Great Immortal... The face of a woman who pleases herself is really disfigured. She will try her best to find you. A vixen lives on her face." Liu Chishui had no choice but to drag the fainted white fox into the room.

Two young people, facing a beautiful woman who passed out in a coma, and the three of them are in the same room, what kind of wonderful chemical reaction will happen?

The white fox woke up from the coma. She didn't know if she sensed the crisis of her virginity, or if she sensed that there was a more serious danger than losing her virginity patrolling nearby. She woke up quickly, and her first reaction was dizziness. The second reaction was that his head became heavy, and the third reaction was to realize that he had been tied to the chair.

...Hmph, what use is a mere human rope to me, this kind of rope doesn't even need a blink of an eye for a fox to untie it!

"I suggest you don't make a move, otherwise..." Su Bai said aloud, "Otherwise the hammer that fell on your head just now will hit your chest this time, and accidentally punch your chest through the mold. Amitabha, right, Brother Liu?"

Liu Chishui was taken aback for a moment. He looked at the gavel in his hand and asked with a puzzled expression, "Shrimp?"

Miss Baihu immediately calmed down. The hammer just now still made her feel lingering fear. She was clearly a monster, let alone a hammer. Before, I'm afraid it will really... explode...

She shivered, and then stared fiercely at the scholar beside her... Liu Chishui!Although I didn't see it clearly, it was you who hit me just now!This Qiuben girl has written it down, she has to dig out your heart and lungs to make husband and wife lungs!

The fox fairy took a few deep breaths, calmed down and said slowly: "The one surnamed Liu... fell into your hands this time, and I admit it. I can't tell the depth of the person next door, but his cultivation is higher than mine. I can't escape and I can't fight, so if this is the case, what do you want to do, just tell me! What do you want to know from me!"

"Miss Fox Fairy, I just want to know where Fengxian is, why did you abandon me?" Liu Chishui said with an innocent face, "We are both engaged, and I have my heart and soul for her, and I have never lied a bit."

"There are no lies? Well, there is no lie!" The fox fairy sneered, "Human beings are hypocrites!"

"It has appeared. I have been waiting for this classic line for a long time!" Su Bai said solemnly, "Where did you get this conclusion from?"

"This is originally true, human beings have always been hypocritical!"

"Isn't that monster hypocritical?" Su Bai asked in the spirit of self-cultivation: "Do you think you are hypocritical?"

"At least I'm not as hypocritical as a human being!" The fox fairy said with her head held high, "Right is right, and wrong is wrong! I don't want this Liu Chishui, who is clearly flirting with other women, to say anything about being devoted to Fengxian! As long as you grow up Everyone likes it if it looks good!"

"Well said, wonderful! This kind of brother should be hunted down." Su Bai applauded in agreement, and then said with a smile: "Then let's make a bet, if you lose, you tell us everything you know; You win, we let you go."

"What bet?" Hu Immortal turned his eyes and asked, "As long as I can win, I promise you."

"Of course you have a chance to win, this bet is very simple." Su Bai said solemnly: "Do you think you are hypocritical?"

"Of course I'm not hypocritical!"

"You want to kill Liu Chishui?"

"Correct!"

"Okay." Su Baiyan broke the rope with a knife, and handed Jizo Yuhun into her hand: "Here is the knife, you can do it!"

"???" Liu Chishui was stunned on the spot: "Great Immortal! Don't play like this!"

Su Bai didn't pay attention to it at all, just crossed his arms, kept leaning back, and looked at the fox fairy with a smile: "You can kill him with your own hands."

"I..." Fox Immortal looked at the knife in her hand, and then at Liu Chishui. Of course she wanted to do it, and she came here for this purpose, but if she did kill Liu Chishui, Su Bai behind would definitely not I won't let her go, she will be instantly transformed into a fox fur coat the moment she touches her hands!Or a limited edition century-old style!

"Aren't you going to do it?" Su Bai sighed deeply bored: "You vixens, you are hypocritical, and you want to kill, but you refuse to kill when you are given a knife. Isn't that hypocritical? It's too hypocritical, too fake, so Calling beating is kissing and scolding is love, love to the point of beheading."

The fox fairy was so wronged, she snorted and stuck the knife on the ground, and said dejectedly: "I admit it, you can ask me anything you want to ask!"

She hasn't seen such a shameless expert for a long time. She has seen some decent and dignified guys on weekdays, but there are very few shameless experts. This kind of person is too difficult to deal with. She can't guess him How to take the next step, how can a little fox with a hundred years of practice beat such an expert.

"This attitude of admitting mistakes is straightforward and neat. It's very good. It's good to listen to people's words. Brother Liu saw it. This is called professionalism. From this look, you can tell that it is a fox with French blood. No one can defeat it before France surrenders." They!" Su Bai said solemnly: "The dialogue has been established, so there is no need to use force, you can put down your hammer, and you can also scatter the dragons in your arms, and Houyi shoots the sun pill. Put it down, I understand that you are very curious about how much a fledgling fox can withstand the wind and rain, and you don't need to be humane to deal with monsters, but it is still too much."

The fox fairy's ears immediately perked up, and these terrible words fell into her ears, which made her tremble with fright. Was the trick just now to protect her chastity?This expert is so shameless, is he trying to prevent her from being raped by a beast that has taken medicine?

Her eyes were filled with grief, indignation and horror, and she stared at Liu Chishui—you beast!

Liu Chishui hastily shook his head in denial: "Great Immortal! I don't have any. I obviously don't have these medicines on me!"

"Oh, so it's in the cabinet?" Su Baixin said, damn you really bought it... He hurriedly changed his words and said perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, it's not yours, it's mine. I'm curious." Bought it."

The fox fairy was even more settled in the fact that Liu Chishui was a big pig's trotter who was in heat all day... It must be the medicine bought by this Liu Chishui!

"Okay, little girl, please sit down." Su Bai said lightly: "You actually rushed in and killed people directly. I didn't kill you with a single knife. It's already good enough. After all, you broke into my room. If you changed to an ordinary People, if this is accidentally injured by you, you will definitely die on the spot... I will not trouble you, but you must know that I can forgive you, but I cannot condone you, and you will be punished if you make some mistakes."

What you said makes sense. I turned out to be in the wrong room. No wonder the Daxian treated me like that. There is nothing wrong with that...

"So I didn't adopt Brother Liu's suggestion. After all, you are also a little monster. You have never harmed anyone. You are not a soul with serious crimes, so I don't have to take it easy." Su Bai continued: "Brother Liu prepared... …cough cough, the whips, horses, candle oil and other instruments of torture I prepared have also been removed, instead of destroying your body, it is better to solve it through dialogue, I think so."

Listening to the words from the heart, the little fox finally realized what kind of hell he almost fell into, and almost became a vixen in the book! ...A master, a great immortal——!Words of thanks cannot express enough!How can I, a little fox who has practiced for a hundred years, stand up to such torture? If this really falls into the hands of a beast like Liu Chishui, oh, oh, then I will never go back to the pure past!