The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

Because... If this is written into a book as a novel material, it must be absolutely interesting!

When I came to an inn restaurant, it was a time-honored inn. The boss saw the guests look up, and the proprietress was standing at the counter smiling, full of charm...Liu Chishui had stayed here for one night before, so he took the initiative to greet him : "Boss, two upper rooms."

"Well." The shopkeeper got up: "There is a vacancy in the guest room just now. It depends on your travels and dust. Would you like to have something to eat? Don't worry, it's cheap."

"Then let's have two." Liu Chishui was not polite. He just sat down on this side, and the shopkeeper on the other side smiled and asked: "How is it, did you meet a fox fairy in the ruined temple last night? I heard Others say there are fox fairies, although I have never been there myself."

"Well..." Liu Chishui shook his head: "I was very scared in the barren mountains and wild mountains, and I came back after a short stay."

"Really, that's really a pity. Although you don't meet every time, there are always six or seven people out of ten. You are out of luck." Just after the shopkeeper finished speaking, the proprietress brought fresh rice The porridge was delivered, and when she heard the conversation, she rolled her eyes at the shopkeeper. She could see that the relationship between the husband and wife was very harmonious, even a little too harmonious, and the movement of her waist was a bit unnatural.

"You guys eat first, I'll go upstairs and clean up the room." The proprietress and the shopkeeper went up to the second floor, Su Bai heard the conversation between them, it seemed that they were talking about spraining their waist last night, and they wanted someone to massage them. At that time, I mentioned that Miss Wang next door has a good massage technique... Before finishing speaking, Liu Chishui took a sip of porridge water, and heard footsteps coming from the door, a woman walked into the inn, holding the freshly prepared embroidery.

"Horse shopkeeper, your embroidery is ready." The visitor has a soft voice, small and exquisite, exquisite appearance, Xiaojia Biyu, who can be seen at a glance as the top beauty in the town, she nodded politely to the guest, and looked at second floor.

"Oh, Ms. Wang." The proprietress warmly entertained her: "The embroidery is done so quickly? Hurry up, come with me to have a look."

She enthusiastically took Miss Wang to the room behind the inn.

After they left, Liu Chishui also praised: "There is such a beautiful woman in this town, she is really a tofu beauty."

"...Are you serious?" Su Bai sipped the porridge lightly, and asked calmly, "Is this a bean curd porridge?"

"If you take the great immortal as the criterion, there are not many beauties in the whole world." Liu Chishui shook his head and laughed: "Xiaosheng looks at it from a worldly perspective."

"I know I'm beautiful, but that's not the point..." Su Bai glanced at Liu Chishui who was drinking porridge calmly, and said, "He's a man."

"Pfft!" Liu Chishui sprayed the porridge all over the table, and he stared: "What, this is impossible!"

"Why is this impossible? It's so rare that it's so strange...the picture girl insists that there are few men?" Su Bai smiled dismissively, for he said this sentence is too convincing.

"This, this... this is too exciting!" Liu Chishui's hands were trembling: "There is such a strange thing in the world, Xiaosheng really didn't expect it, it's not that I don't believe in Daxian, but this is really, a little Too much..."

"Calm down, you must be open-minded when you write a novel, you must be able to get dirty when you are dirty, and don't keep a closed mind. The world is full of wonders, and art comes from life and is higher than life. Mr. Okochi's experience has proved that there is always something. It can break through the lower limit of your imagination." Su Bai said unhurriedly: "It's not uncommon for a man to pretend to be a woman. Since ancient times, there have been many men and women. Do you think that the duck shop must be visited by women more often? Is it wrong? Since ancient times, men have been the ones who prostitute the most men... How can it be a basic word?"

"Big Da Da Xian, you mean, this Miss Wang just now, oh no, so is Mr. Wang..." Liu Chishui's tongue was knotted.

"He shouldn't be, he probably is the kind... Pretending to be a gay man, approaching women as girlfriends, and then as the relationship continues to escalate, they can eventually develop into a good girlfriend relationship that shares the same bed. In fact, it has come to this point , There is no such thing as a pure friendship." Su Bai said lightly: "I understand this kind of routine very well, it is written like this in Jinjiang's novels."

"Hiss, ha... hiss, ha..." Liu Chishui pressed his eyebrows: "Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng needs time to digest it, let's make sure, this prince should be human, not a fox fairy or a painted skin, not something Has the monster changed?"

"I don't know. If she hides well enough, I may not be able to see it, but as far as I think, there is a high probability that it is not. I just noticed that the blood of the hypocrite began to gather towards the Tower of Babylon. It can be seen that he The purpose is pure." Su Bai finished his porridge without rushing: "How can a monster think with wisdom roots? Human beings are the only ones who have cultivated for hundreds of years and only think about grass and killing all day long... ..."

Liu Chishui seemed to have opened up a new world, and asked again: "Where did Daxian start with this sentence?"

"I can't explain it to you. You need to read more fantasy and cultivation novels, and you will understand naturally." Su Bai said with a half-smile: "Okay, after talking about these unimportant trivial matters, let's talk about it." Let’s talk about other things... This town is indeed tricky, and generally popular places will not have evil spirits, but here there are not only evil spirits, but also demonic spirits and some mist that I can’t see clearly.”

Liu Chishui looked nervous: "Monster Qi, are there monsters in this town? What is Devil Qi?"

"You will probably find out tonight. You don't need to do activities during the day, but sleep well. Night is the time to do activities. Of course, if you are afraid, you don't have to come at night." Su Bai said with a smile: "It's just that you There is no way to use life to draw materials."

"Collecting materials..." Liu Chishui didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Is the person who wrote the book so hard in collecting materials? Isn't it all done by thinking about it?"

"No, no, you should think this way. You have spent your life collecting materials. Even if you delay the update, readers can't say anything about you. As long as they push the update, it is not kind, so every time you collect materials, you must be as dangerous as possible. "Su Bai patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Tell them, in fact, every time you procrastinate, you are trading your life for something exciting!"

"So that's it, Xiaosheng has realized it!" Liu Chishui's eyes lit up.

"Damn it, I actually believed it..." Su Bai remained expressionless.

Chapter 280 Miss Ghost is Really Awesome

Putting aside the matter of Wang Erxi for the time being, this thing can only be seen as an episode, if you really care about the matter of this fake mother, you will probably get burned. In the end, whether this man dressed as a woman will be imprisoned, or a happy threesome with a cuckold, it is not The guests can manage things. If you are curious, you can look up the information with confidence. What is the name of the information... don't ask children.

Liu Chishui went back to the room and fell asleep, exhausted too. Su Bai drove the mountain road for more than ten miles, but he didn't sweat a single drop. He felt bored after adjusting his breath by himself. Turning into a phantom and leaning on his shoulder, he looked around curiously. In fact, the soul of the bell is preserved in Jizo Yuhun, and then he can recreate a physical body to transmit it. The advantage is that he can open the bgm of the Divine Comedy at any time, He pulled out the key of God in the sound of eh, the effect and the sense of presence were absolutely full.

From the perspective of formal expression, perhaps it is more like a weapon race legend or a weapon craftsman?After all, they are all products of the old era, and they are also the tears of the era. I am afraid that today's children will not remember them.

Although there are not many evil spirits in the towns and cities here, they are concentrated in different places. Su Bai also became curious and went to check out the spots in advance. On the way, he introduced the customs and customs of this world to Ling. It was also the first time for her to come to such an ancient era. Looking at all kinds of new things, I feel very fresh. After all, I am a child living at the end of civilization. I am afraid that the compulsory education may not be completed. Such a simple and easy-to-deceive child is like...

"Are you thinking about Sirin again?" Ling puffed up her cheeks, suddenly noticed, and said unhappily, "Are you thinking about her again?"

"I'm not, I don't." Su Bai firmly denied, "It's just a bit of déjà vu."

"It's only been a few days since I left." Ling folded her hands on her chest and snorted softly, "Lolicon...what can I do, Lolicon No.1."

"Where did you learn that?" Su Bai put his hands on his forehead, and immediately began to explain with righteous words: "Who is a lolicon? I'm just a feminist... No, I just treat her as a younger sister. I don't have any evil thoughts in my heart, which is completely different from the group of big whales who are charging at Lolita! My heart and deeds are as clear as a mirror, and everything I do is justice."

"But you were bitten, licked, and sucked by her." Ling remembered it clearly, and her cheeks became more swollen.

"Why is your method of explanation so misleading? The lines are too bad." Su Bai said with a smile: "You girl, why are you suddenly in a bad mood? Since you don't like it, then let's not talk about Xilin. Headquarters, right? Being Herrschers also has the same-sex repulsion characteristics?"

"I just... don't like her very much, and I can see the shadow of my past from her." Ling said in a low voice, "It's rare to be alone with me for a while, don't think about other people's things, and have me to accompany you." Is it not enough for you? I am your man."

This girl actually learned to change the concept secretly, she clearly changed the word for sword into herringbone, and the ambiguous atmosphere suddenly rose to a higher level.

"Okay, let's not talk about her, let's talk about other things." Su Bai patted her head: "This time the situation is not as urgent as before, you can relax and relax, and don't worry about a snake who has been weak and sick since childhood and lacks love. Mental illnesses are firing at us."

"Yeah." Two fox ears stood up on Ling's head, maybe Su Bai didn't notice it at all, even though he kept mocking Liu Chishui for flirting with a fox fairy, wanting to fuck a non-human after being in love, the body of a greedy monster is really He can't be saved, and this doesn't change the fact that there is a vixen next to him. After merging with Feiyuwan, Ling is already half a fox.

The world of the heavens, the multiverse, the number of vixens is like the stars in the sky, they are everywhere!

Wearing a bamboo hat and walking on the road will more or less attract some attention, but it is better than showing your face openly. In this era, it is too natural to show your face in public. It will cause some unnecessary troubles. Although it is a man, I am afraid of encountering A strong man with a broken back who has the strong will of "a real man should fuck a man"... Even if he is rubbed by the opponent, Su Bai will be so disgusted that he will never forget it after three reincarnations.

The strange aura in the town is concentrated in three different places. Su Bai went to the nearest one first. The eerie aura here is very weak, and it will easily dissipate. When he came to the place, it was a noodle stall. A woman They are setting up a stall for business. It can be seen that although the women are coarse and clothed, they have good looks. Most of the monsters absorb the sun's essence and moonlight to cultivate their human form. Most of them are slim and handsome. Ugly, that must be a race issue.

Su Bai's qi-watching technique can't tell what kind of monster she is at a glance, but the monster aura comes from her, there will be no ghosts, and the business here is generally even idle. Seeing Su Bai approaching in a bamboo hat, she also Do the usual greeting: "What would you like to eat?"

"Rough noodles with fish balls, no fish balls, no rough noodles." Su Bai said.