The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"...Aren't you coming?" Quetzal blinked his eyes: "Big sister is so sad... Do you think you can have little Susu by yourself for a while?"

"What did you call me? Just this time, don't call me a second time...King Gilgamesh's soul was taken away by the goddess of the underworld, and he had to go to the underworld to pick him up." Su Bai put his hand on his forehead: "Otherwise, the The situation can't be so bad, he can't get off work so early."

"Goddess of the underworld, Ereshkigal?" Quetzal nodded, "Since that's the case, then I won't bother you anymore. Go and come back early. This goddess is indeed not easy to mess with, and the underworld is not easy to mess with." It will restrain my power, and the binding force of the Three Goddess Alliance, I probably won't be able to help you if you go to the underworld, what a pity... In fact, I really want to see the true appearance of this goddess of the underworld."

"Very average." Su Bai replied in seconds.

"How do you know?" Five pairs of eyes looked over at the same time.

"After all, I have also been to the underworld." Su Bai said it very straightforwardly: "The appearance of a skeleton is cold and there is no temperature. In short... is it generally scary?"

"In this way, I feel relieved." Ba Yuqian nodded lightly: "Then Yuan Yoshitsune and I will go to the southern jungle and return as soon as possible."

"Eh? Can't I go to the underworld? Merlin and I will switch classes!" Ushiwakamaru pressed the knife eagerly: "I haven't cut the god of death yet!"

"You are going to give away the head." Merlin shook his head: "I don't feel relieved to leave it to you. We will only go to the underworld for this trip. There are only four of us. Sure enough, we still feel a little lacking."

"Leave these troubles to you." Quetzal waved lightly, and a huge pterosaur landed in the center of the square, blowing up wind pressure and dust, and she jumped on the back of the pterosaur: "Then We set off immediately, try to get there as early as possible, adios~"

Ba Yuqian reluctantly let go of his hand: "Husband, I will say goodbye to Ba for the time being, take care..."

Minamoto Yoshitsune waited for Ba Yuqian to get on the pterosaur before bending slightly and saying, "Be careful with that girl, be safe..."

After speaking, without waiting for Su Bai's reaction, she also jumped on the pterosaur, waved her hand lightly, and the pterosaur shook its wings, and galloped away towards the south.

"Then it's time to set off after we have prepared a bit." Merlin stretched his waist: "Actually, even if we rest, there is still time."

"Merlin, please stop joking! The king's soul is still in Hades, so there is no need to delay." Siduri said seriously.

"Okay, okay." Merlin also had to let go of the idea of ​​fishing: "Anna is still resting, so don't let her go with you. We are the only ones going with you this time, so..."

Before he finished speaking, a beam of light suddenly penetrated the tower, the familiar sound effect, the familiar destruction scene, and the artillery fire falling from the sky.

"At this time...?" Siduri was a little dumbfounded.

"No, you should be happy at this time." Su Bai looked at the ceiling of the pierced tower: "We have to find a way to fool this goddess and the group."

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"Gilgamesh! Today is your death day next year, and this goddess will shoot you into a hornet's nest with a sky bow... Eh? Where's Kim Pika?"

In the hollow of the collapsed tower, Ishtar, the goddess of Venus, landed steadily on a sky bow. She looked around suspiciously, but did not see Gilgamesh, and the entire tower was silent.

Being too quiet made her feel unnatural.

"Did that guy eat his stomach? He obviously stays on the throne and never sleeps..." Ishtar snorted softly. She just came back to get her favorite pillow this time, so she didn't need to be troubled if she didn't see Gilgamesh I was relieved.

She was about to leave, but was asked to stay.

"Master Ishtar..." Siduri said after approaching, "You are back."

"Siduri, thank you for your hard work." Ishtar's attitude was very ordinary, but she didn't retain much of her arrogance as a goddess. Instead, she waved her hand quite casually: "I just came back to get a pillow. Don't worry about me... It's my luck not to meet Kim Pika... Hmmm! It's his luck, otherwise I'll beat him up and throw him outside Uruk."

"Don't worry, Wang won't bother you anymore..." Siduri whispered, "Never again."

"...What do you mean by this sentence?" The Venus Goddess immediately asked, "It's hard, could it be..."

"The king has passed away." Su Bai took over the topic: "It's our first meeting, the goddess of Venus."

"You said he was dead?" Ishtar's first reaction was, 'You must have come to fool me', she expressed disbelief: "That's Kim Pika, the king of Uruk, and a demigod, how could that be So easy to die?"

"Yeah, ordinary people can't do it either, but do you think we're joking?" Su Bai pointed at Siduri who was full of sadness.

"It's true, Lord Ishtar." Siduri sighed quietly, covering her lips, as if she was about to cry.

"Ah, this is really..." Ishtar said in a panic, "This Jinpika didn't die at the right time, and he was already annoying enough when he was alive... Ah, I didn't mean that." She really wanted this Sometimes he laughed at Gilgamesh a few words, but he couldn't get the words out of his mouth, so he could only sigh a few times: "In short, the sorrow will change, right?"

She didn't intend to stay because she was making fun of herself, but she just planned to leave silently.

"Please stay." Siduri said, "Master Ishtar, we need your help..."

"I have long refused to accept human requests, even Uruk." The Venus Goddess shook her head and said, "I won't help. The other party has a three-pillar goddess. Why don't you consider surrendering to one of them?"

"But you are the city god of Uruk..."

"The past is the past, and the present is the present. I am protecting Uruk in my own way, but not this time. The enemy is too strong." Ishtar is well aware of the difference in combat power between the enemy and us: "Even if I help It's impossible to win, especially the gods in the north, I feel terrible when I look at it, and I can't do anything about such cold-blooded creatures."

"What...is it okay?" Siduri asked weakly.

"No!" Ishtar shook his head resolutely, not sure if it was a display of arrogance: "Is that all you want to say? Then I will leave and choose a new king as soon as possible. I hope it will be an interesting one." guy."

Siduli fell silent, while Su Bai said: "I said earlier that this goddess is unreliable, and the tribute is not as good as it is prepared, so let's withdraw it."

He waved his hand, and the items on the soldier's truck behind were torn off, but one of them inadvertently tore off the covering cloth, revealing a cart full of lapis lazuli and luxurious and bright rough stones, although lacking modern production and polishing The skill of gemstones, but even the rough stones have a sparkling charm enough to attract the eyes of most women.

Sure enough, Ishtar Rin's rising sky bow immediately dropped a lot.

Her eyes straightened: "Well, there are so many lapis lazulis, and that, that is the crown of seven stones... so many gemstones are quite rare, if you have them, you don't need to save money to buy gemstones , Wow, do you actually want these things to be enshrined to me? You are the god, the god of wealth! You don’t need to pay taxes for this! You won’t suddenly tell me it’s a lie, right? .”

Even her voice changed in an instant, as if she had become the voice of a high school student from a certain country who likes to smash gems in the face.

She gasped: "Hiss, ha—! Ss, ha——! Calm down, me, it's just a gem!"

"It was originally planned like this." Su Bai talked eloquently: "After all, this is also part of the treasure belonging to the king. I have no authority under normal circumstances, but now he is dead, so the treasure is handed over to the sacrificial field for management... ...This is only a small part of the gems... If the Venus Goddess is willing to accept the employment conditions, she can give these gems as a deposit..."

"Deposit?!" Ishtar immediately dropped to a height of only ten centimeters from the ground, and she secretly swallowed: "That is to say, that is to say?"

"The employment contract is like this, as long as you promise to fight for Uruk, there will be more gems." Su Bai smiled and clapped his hands: "But you don't seem to be willing, that's a pity, please go back, these The gems will be used as war materials."