Two-dimensional Life Starting from Fuyuki City/the World's First Master Huang Man Wants to Be G

"Yinglili, I have a bold question to ask you, but it doesn't matter if you don't want to answer it."

While talking, Mo Yi quietly moved away from Ying Lili, as if there was something dirty on her body.

Ying Lili: "..."

Ying Lili wanted to say, since you know how to be bold, then don't say it!

But seeing Mo Yi with a faint smile on his face, but keeping away from his actions, he had to forcefully say:

"It's okay, just ask."

"Yinglili, aren't you a rotten girl who likes to read BL books?"

Mo Yi said calmly:

"If so, it's better for us to keep a proper distance. In fact, I suffer from a fatal disease called rotten girl phobia. If I become good friends with rotten girls, I will die of heart failure within 72 hours. "

"Of course, I don't despise your hobby. You are very good and a good person, but we are really not suitable."

"Eight Ga♂——"

Ying Lili was shocked by Mo Yifeng's light and calm words. She didn't expect that the other party would suspect that she was a horrible creature like a rotten girl because of Sayuri's hobby. She was silent for ten seconds and explained with a blushing face:

"I'm not a pervert who likes to read BL books!"

"What does it mean to keep a proper distance, we have never been close, okay!"

"And there will be no terminal illness like rotten girl phobia in this world!"

"Also, why do you, Master Yakumo, suffer from such a strange terminal illness—"

"Ahem, you have big breasts, you have the final say!"

Seeing Ying Lili's excited appearance, Mo Yi knew that the joke was too big, so he could only say some witty words to adjust the atmosphere.

"Ha ha--"

Ying Lili lowered her head, and found that the vision of the person cutting to the ground was still flat and unobstructed. She felt that she had received the greatest insult for women, so she lowered her hair and sneered:

"You guys, you're a bunch of superficial animals judging women's worth with useless fat—"

"Suffer to death!"

After finishing speaking, she rushed to Mo Yi's side, flicked her twin ponytails, and used her most proud Starburst Abandoned Healing Slash.

Mo Yi: "..."

I'm sorry, I used this sentence to complain about Shi Yuchan in the past. I tried everything and did not proceed from reality. This sentence is not suitable for you.

In fact, I really didn’t think about it. In fact, it’s not bad to be small. From a large perspective, it saves fabrics for the country. From a small perspective, when escaping from an earthquake, the burden is smaller and you can run faster.

Moreover, some people say that the average life expectancy of girls with small breasts is longer than that of big ones, and it shows a linear growth.

So, Yinglili, you are great, but you have a good chance of killing most of the girls you know.

However, seeing the appearance of Yingli Shi Lezhi, Mo Yi knew that he could not listen to the advice of the army division at this moment.

To calm down Ying Lili at this moment, there are only two ways——

The method of action is to directly turn against the customer, press the other party on the dining table, first give the other party a wicked smile, add a sentence of "woman, you are so proud", and then ignore the other party's constant counterattack, and forcefully applaud. After slapping the other party until they are exhausted, the crisis will naturally resolve.

However, before using this trick, you must make sure that your MP is sufficient, otherwise you will not only be attacked by the opponent, but also be labeled as "waste" and "garbage" by the opponent, and you will never be able to lift your head again for the rest of your life.

For a mere Yingli pear, even though Mo Yi had experienced a brutal battle today, he still had some confidence.

However, I, Mo, are not such an unknown person, so I had no choice but to use the method called "quietness", that is, to remain as still as a mountain, cooperate with the other party in acting, let the other party vent their anger, and the problem will naturally be solved.

Facing Ying Lili's Starburst Abandoned Healing Slash, Mo Yi performed the completely free and easy skill that has been lost for many years. The opponent's double ponytails seemed to hit Mo Yi's cheek every time, but in essence he kept in touch with the opponent's double ponytails. with a distance of 0.1mm.

That's right, Mo Yi just kept shaking his head, acting.

But Ying Lili didn't seem to stop because of Mo Yi's wailing, and said loudly:

"How can such exaggerated acting skills fool me!"

"How strong are you, how could you be hurt by my double ponytails!"

"Hmph, don't think that I will be grateful to you for being so gentle to me."

"Even if you have saved me, hugged me, and know what color I'm wearing today, I won't be one centimeter closer to you."

"I'm so pissed off, say we are not suitable, I never said we are suitable!"

"The most important thing is, what about poor breasts? Do you look down on me! Even if you are poor breasts, I still use my pen to let you bastards get social security. Believe it or not, I will prevent you from walking out of this door with my feet. tooth!"

Mo Yi: "..."

Girl, you seem to have revealed something extraordinary.

It's just a joke, don't you want to be so exaggerated, at most next time, I will make such a joke when I am about to say goodbye to you, so that you can only watch me laughing and leave with gritted teeth.

Catch me?

Yinglili, you can't run away from me!

"boom--"

The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground interrupted the girl in the combo.