Two-dimensional Life Starting from Fuyuki City/the World's First Master Huang Man Wants to Be G

"How is it? Are you surprised or surprised, Emi-chan?"

"What a surprise, what a surprise, Shi-chan—"

Yusa Emi gritted her teeth and read:

"I thought you didn't know that you died in that corner for a long time. I didn't expect to meet you in the coffee shop I opened. You look like you are living a good life, and you are in the mood to tease me." Clerk."

"Tell me, how do you want to die? I'm merciful, and I will generously fulfill your last wish!"

After all, he pulled out another green onion at some point in his hand, and there was a faint light of holy light emitting from it, clearly ready for enchanting.

Mo Yi: "..."

Emi-chan, have you forgotten Shi-chan's teaching?

With such violence, it is impossible to get married. Even if she gets married, she will kill her husband very quickly. What is the difference between not getting married in the end?

Moreover, we are all civilized people living in peaceful times, how can we casually use a weapon of mass destruction like scallions?

You know, it is impossible for you to beat me?

How can a warrior beat a battle mage who is both skilled in magic and martial arts?

I can crush physically at close range, and bombard with spells at a distance. Let me ask you, how can you lose when the flying dragon rides on the face?

After all, when the child grows up, he won't be able to listen to Shijiang's teachings.

Seeing the other party's distorted and kind smile, Mo Yi still chose to say the answer the other party wanted to know:

"I didn't have a choice before. If I could choose a way to die, I hope it will be a happy death. That's right, it's the kind of monster girl. But I refuse heavy tastes, as long as it's fresh, thank you."

Chapter 83: All I want is your usual smile!

"Ah ♂!!"

Yuzuo Huimei felt that she was going crazy, why the man in front of her could say such shameless words!

He was not like this before. When he was a brave man, he was helpful, sunny and full of sense of justice. He aspired to be the messenger of justice who defeated the devil!

After becoming a rebellious brave man, although he rebelled against the gods and his words became extremely arrogant, he was still a kind and passionate fool in essence and would not easily hurt others.

After finally defeating Ilias, even though he obtained the four elements, the dark power of the demon king and the light power of the goddess, and became the ruler of the mainland, the demon god still maintained his original kindness and established a truly universal society for all races. A world where you can live happily.

But no matter which period he is, he is still the man who possesses the ultimate charm, convincing and following.

Why on earth did it become like this?

Why can my teacher say such brazen words as a matter of course?

Ahem, it's understandable that Ms. Brave doesn't understand. After all, Mo Yi's previous occupation was a brave or a demon god. Even vulgar words need to be processed by the second-year thinking before they can be said to fool others.

And his current occupation is Master Huang Man, so he can return to nature, be an ordinary person himself, and complain as much as he wants.

"Kill you, Mo Yi, I will definitely kill you—"

"As long as I kill you, you can turn back into Shijiang, whom I both admire and hate."

If struck by lightning, Emi-chan raised her head at 45 degrees, muttering blankly, but the special effect of the holy light on the green onion held in her right hand became more and more intense. If this continues, it may become a fluorescent lamp!

Mo Yi: "..."

Do you want to be so exaggerated, Emi-chan!

How do you say, they were also born and raised in the Moyi Continent. It is not unheard of for humans to fight against ♂ monster mothers. Let’s say the angel clan, I think there was such a punishment method back then!

It seems that you are still the same as before, if you tell a slightly colorful joke, you will blush all day, Xiaoguliang.

More importantly, my master can confirm my previous prophecy to you from your reaction—Emi-chan, after 1000 years, I assert that you will still be a holy virgin who cannot marry.

"Hui Mei-chan, be elegant, don't be dirty, and don't be violent. Neither dirty nor violent can solve the problem."

Mo Yi persuaded him with kind words.

"Ha ha--"

After hearing Mo Yi's good words of persuasion, Hui Meijiang finally woke up from the broken state, held up the glowing green onion, stared at Mo Yi, and seemed to be thinking about which angle to attack.

"At this point, there is nothing to say. Shi Jiang, you should stand up obediently. After all, the scallions are not very sharp. If they are crooked, it may take a few knives to finish the job."

Mo Yi: "..."

Why are you, a heroine, more like a demon god than me?

You haven't turned the angel family into an evil force over the years, have you?

Do you know that it is in a public place now, such words can easily teach bad children!

Facing the imminent battle, the witty Mo Yi once again came up with a clever plan to deal with Hui Meijiang who was about to drive, saying:

"Hui Meijiang, this is in your coffee shop. Didn't you notice that the melon eaters and your maid staff are all looking at you holding the glowing scallions!"

"Do you want to fight me here? Do you have the heart to hurt innocent people and your employees because of the aftermath of our battle?"

"Damn (〃＞炸＜)——"

After hearing Mo Yi's warm reminder, Hui Meijiang finally remembered such a thing, so she could only forcefully suppress her anger. As a righteous hero, she naturally couldn't hurt others because of her personal grievances. Matter of principle.

"You bastard, no wonder you've been so calm all this time. You've considered this a long time ago, and you're sure that I wouldn't dare to do anything here, so you dare to tease me like this!"