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And the other party is Ji You's elder brother, and what's more frightening is that he is the big bad wolf that Erina said specially eats little sheep.

No way, Wu Geng Liuli, you are a fallen holy black cat, how can you be afraid of a mere Big Big Wolf.

So, the black cat, who forcibly pretended not to panic at all, stretched out his hands, assumed a cat attacking pose, and threatened:

"I'm a holy black cat, don't mess around, be careful I'll curse you, this is a curse that will kill you soon!"

Mo Yi: "..."

I don't seem to be doing anything right? !

And your angry cat pose, do you want to kill me?

If so, I have to admit that now you are stronger.

"Cough-cough-"

Mo Yi naturally saw that the other party was only in a state of extreme shame, so naturally he would not really say what he was complaining about in his heart, but raised his hands in coordination, um, and the handkerchief and strong stain remover on his hand, afraid said:

"Miss Black Cat, I choose to surrender. According to international practice, I have the right to guarantee my basic rights."

Chapter 71: Wisdom from the Deep

"surrender?"

The black cat had instinctively reacted to the second wave, but never expected that the opponent would raise his hands in a gesture of surrender.

Although she is a little secondary, she is not without IQ. After seeing the other party's expression, and after she took the initiative to pull the other party in before, she figured out that the other party is not the pervert she imagined.

And the current surrender is probably also a reaction to make myself less embarrassed.

In addition, the other party also took the initiative to give him a strong stain remover. Thinking about it this way, it seems that the other party is really not a bad person, but a very good person!

No, you can't trust the other party easily, and Erina also said that the other party is a guy who is very good at disguising and deceiving girls!

In Mo Yi's eyes, she was stunned when she was thinking, and in addition to maintaining the attacking posture of a cat, in Mo Yi's eyes, she was a cat star who was forcibly showing off her cuteness to him.

Although the other party is really cute, but I hold back!

Mo Yi kept encouraging himself in his heart, if he was a man, he would go up to a hundred floors, no, it should be, if he was a man, he should hold back and show me, don't laugh out loud!

The current situation is a critical moment when the lone man and the widow are living together in the bathroom, and he is in danger of losing his virginity at any time!

According to my own experience in petting cats, as long as you don't stimulate the other party at this time, even wild cats will not violently rape the owner.

Therefore, I held back the joy in my heart and couldn't laugh out loud, letting the other party find out that I was evading taxes in my heart.

However, it's not an option to persist like this, so Mo Yi, who is kind in human clothing, decided to take the initiative and said:

"Great Miss Fallen Saint Black Cat, I'll put a handkerchief and strong detergent on the washbasin first, and I'll wait for you outside, how about it?"

"I do not want it!"

The black cat felt an inexplicable sense of shame when he heard Mo Yi call himself the Fallen Saint Black Cat. He clearly thought he was handsome when he called himself that. Why did he want to hug his head and crouch in shame when it came from the other guy? Guarded?

Of course, before venting the shame in her heart, after hearing Mo Yi's words about going out, she blushed and pulled Mo Yi and said:

"Don't go out. If you go out now, and someone comes in and finds me here, how can I go out to meet people? And the boy who talked to you just now should still be there, mouth!"

Mo Yi: "..."

Miss Black Cat, I don't understand what you said.

According to your logic, don't the two of us never have to go out of this bathroom, because as long as the door is opened, there will be a risk of someone coming in. This is a problem about the deformation of Schrödinger's cat, or Mo Yi's black cat problem for short. If Open the door of the bathroom, Mo Yi and the black cat have a half chance of being discovered by outsiders. If the door is not opened, Mo Yi and the black cat will be together forever, in a strange state of being discovered but not discovered. state.

Thinking about it this way, Miss Black Cat is not easy!

Even though she is a secondary school student, she is a top student. Even quantum theory, a scientific theory that Mo Yi only knows a little bit, can be applied in daily life. It is not simple, it is not simple!

The black cat saw Mo Yi who was caught by his clothes and showed an embarrassing expression, he let go and stepped back, threatened Mo Yi with a cat fist again, and explained:

"Don't get me wrong! I'm not asking you to stay, I just really want you not to go out first, and I mean to go out after I'm done."

"Senior Mo Yi, do you understand?!"

As he was talking, the black cat was confused even by himself, what exactly was he talking about!

"I think, I understand what you mean, Miss Black Cat. You mean, let me wait for you to wash your clothes and go out before opening the door?"

Mo Yi, who possessed the wisdom of Xiaoyuzao, of course understood what the other party meant.

As an upright and upright man, Mo Yi would not deliberately distort the other party's words, and then take advantage of this to create a hehehehe plot.

Am I someone like this?

A real man should spread his tail like a peacock, use his unfathomable connotation to conquer their hearts, and then make the girls fall in love with me like crazy——

This is the correct strategy posture, yes, I am the God of strategy hidden in the other world.

However, what made Mo Yi want to complain even more was the other party's way of thinking, let the other party go out first, then open the door and be hit by someone inside, so the risk of someone else is passed on to Mo Yi. Thinking about it this way, it seems that there is no problem.

However, Miss Black Cat, haven't you found out the fact that you used to be in the bathroom with a boy?

The only difference is that there is no need to face the ambiguous and strange eyes of the person who walked in.

Woman, woman, you really like to deceive yourself, is this the so-called cheating?

"Um--"