Two-dimensional Life Starting from Fuyuki City/the World's First Master Huang Man Wants to Be G

Grandpa Mo Yi ignored the other party's soft beeps, looked serious, looked at Cang Qi Chengzi half lying on the table, and said:

"Okay, that's all the jokes, let's talk about something serious."

Canozaki Orange: "..."

Who was joking with you in particular? Could it be that the shame just now can be dismissed with a joke? !

Grandpa Mo Yi seemed to see through the other party's thoughts, and said with a smile:

"Police Officer Aoqi Chengzi seems to have something in mind, so he can speak out boldly. I've always been a good person, well, it's another matter whether I listen or not."

"Next time, it's not a theoretical class like watching a movie, but a practical class."

Cang Qi Chengzi: This is clearly a threat, you are awesome, you talk, okay.

"Then tell me why you are here and what happened on this ship."

Then, Grandpa Mo Yi's eyes once again cosplay into a kaleidoscopic Sharingan, exuding a strange but tangible pressure that made Aozaki Chengzi breathless.

"I said before that under these eyes that can see through everything, lying will only ask for trouble."

Canozaki Orange: Meow meow?

I am the policeman, so the role has been reversed.

Cang Qi Chengzi, who was very unhappy, looked into the eyes of Grandpa Mo Yi, and a coldness pierced through his heart like a dagger, and he really had the illusion of being seen through his heart.

After thinking about it in her heart, Aozaki Chengzi decided to tell the truth. Anyway, she came here to work for Mr. Lutuo to do union tasks. Useful information is obtained in the response.

This is the best choice at present, not because of cowardice!

Then, Cang Qi Chengzi said that he came to this first ship because of the mission of destiny, the purpose was to protect a precious holy relic on the ship, and the current goal was to organize such things as the men in black.

Grandpa Mo Yi: "..."

After hearing the holy relic, Grandpa Mo Yi guessed what was going on.

In the Moon World, isn't the most famous usage of holy relics to summon servants in the Holy Grail War, and then participate in a cruel chicken-eating game to obtain the almighty anal blaster?

Although the most orthodox Holy Grail system in Fuyuki City has been dismantled by ourselves, there are many talents in the Magic Association. Since the Holy Grail War of the Fuyuki War cannot be won, then we can play a subspecies Holy Grail War by ourselves. Alright.

As for the Destiny Organization, Grandpa Mo Yi immediately thought that this was Master Lvtuo's idea. As for the purpose, there was no need to think about it. It must be to revive Kalian who was fascinated by a certain fox, and there was no other bad reason.

Well, Mr. Lvtuo only does three things in his life, making troubles everywhere, resurrecting Karen, and being green by some kind of vixen who always speaks.

"It's really boring—"

After listening to the other party's information, Grandpa Mo Yi suddenly lost interest. What does destiny and the Holy Grail War have to do with me, Mo? Anyway, I just want to stay in Fuyuki City and live my life well. When I'm bored, I occasionally travel to other worlds for vacation. As long as it's not a big news that is so serious that I can't even handle it, Grandpa Mo Yi doesn't care much. It happens around me.

"What you said has nothing to do with me."

"Bang bang—"

At this moment, there was a knock on the door.

Aoqi Chengzi hurriedly straightened her wet hair to make herself look less embarrassed and strange, sat up straight, and said:

"Come in."

Then there was the uncle policeman who had finally bought the pork chop rice and was thinking about how to get reimbursed.

Immediately afterwards, a middle-aged uncle with a moustache, a very expression, and a deep understanding of the appearance of "a fork like the wind, always with me" followed closely.

Of course, what Grandpa Mo Yi really cared about was Mao Lilan, Conan, who were still walking in from behind, and Asuna who looked at him with worried eyes.

"Mr. Mo Yi—"

After Asuna walked in, she walked directly to Grandpa Mo Yi, and said with concern:

"I heard from Xiaolan that you were invited here, so I came to have a look."

"fine--"

Thinking that this is Conan's film set, and a homicide happened on board, how could Conan, a elementary school student of death, know?

Then, after Asuna found out about her from Mao Lilan, it was not a strange thing, but from the first moment the other party came in, Grandpa Mo Yi felt the overflowing care and worry, and he felt ashamed in his heart. As if wrapped in a warm current, he showed a sincere smile without noticing it, instead of the usual teasing, it was more of a polite smile.

Although he has never been worried after being blocked by the police, he has even been fucked by Bubble Yog recently, in the moon world, he really can't find anything worthy of his panic and fear, such as being caught by the police Please eat pork chop rice, it is just an interesting episode in the long journey of life.

So he neither resisted, nor directly used means to erase this matter. Instead, he followed the police uncle with the attitude of playing a game of life to taste the difference between the pork chop rice in the police station and other pork chop rice.

As the saying goes, if you don’t pretend to be a fork, it’s better to go home and sell sweet potatoes——

When I was young, I watched "Kangxi Weifu Private Interview" and "Iron Teeth Steel Teeth Ji Xiaolan". Another wave of reversals, when it was finally revealed that he was the emperor, everyone knelt down, especially when those who wanted to die kept kowtowing and begging for mercy, it felt very beautiful and happy.

Only when I grew up did I realize that this is called pretending to be coercive, or pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

It can be seen that the routine of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger has existed since ancient times.

When I grew up, I didn’t know the thing about installing a fork. I have never lacked it around me. For example, it happened next to me. A few well-known memes-the thing I regret the most is creating a fork when I was young; the happiest time is still During the days when I was a rural teacher; I was face-blind, so I didn’t know whether the wife I married was good-looking or not; young people should not be too ambitious, and set a small goal first, such as earning [-] million first.

Even in the game, the fork is like the wind, and it is always with me; the fork is invisible, the most deadly.

All in all, Grandpa Mo Yi is planning to come here to pretend to be a fork, to see if he can encounter those classic plots in urban novels, such as beating people with a hammer under the Xinhua dictionary, torture and other tricks.

So, Cangqi Chengzi happened to be in the limelight, and Grandpa Mo Yi had never been able to find a chance to make a move, so she came to him.

Grandpa Mo Yi, who was still a little unfulfilled at first, felt that he could continue to play tricks for two more times, but after seeing Asuna's face, his spirits suddenly faded, and he didn't have the urge to continue making troubles. He just wanted to go back with her as soon as possible.