As soon as the door was opened, Wu Shen heard two loli arguing violently.
"My mother is sinking fish and falling geese!"
"My mother is embarrassed by the moon!"
"My mother is all over the country!"
"My mother is peerless!"
Um?I haven't seen you for a while, why did these two loli pick up the idiom?
These words are obviously directly translated from Japanese, but Wu Shen, who understands neon language and Tianchao language, can realize what the original four-character idiom is when he hears it.
Wu Shen's out-of-the-way light swept across the face of Xuenai who was following closely. She didn't know why Xuenai actually lowered her head and blushed a little when she heard the content of the quarrel between Yuyin and Wuyi.
No, the loli didn't use vulgar words, why is Yukino shy?Wu Shen faintly felt that things did not seem to be that simple.
But soon Wu Shen was in no mood to think about what was wrong.Because they had just finished arguing about the mother's topic, Wuyi actually started to talk about the father's problem again.
"Hey, not only is my mother good, but my father is also number one in the world!"
Wuyi didn't know if she saw Wu Shen entering the house, and turned the focus of the conversation on her father.
"Do you want to continue arguing about this issue again? My father is tall and mighty!"
"My dad is so handsome!"
"My father is handsome!"
"My dad understands human clothes well!"
"My father..."
"Stop! Stop it for me! Come on, you two little ancestors, don't play idiom Solitaire for me here!"
Wu Shen heard the embarrassment of terminal cancer, and had the urge to slam his head into the wall, so he hurriedly stopped the two loli and continued arguing.Dance clothes, I know I have a great image in your mind, but don't overdo it.
o/; xf a; xf) o did you know?The monthly pass has six times the protein of the recommended pass. JJ slice flavor, crunch and crisp! -by Bell, Gerry Eight Sins
Chapter 70
"Stop arguing about such boring questions in the future. You two are good friends, you need to live in harmony, you know?"
Wu Shen squeezed the little face of the dance clothes and taught.
"Brother, I know I'm wrong. Stop kneading."
The dance clothes were played with all kinds of playful expressions with both hands, and said pitifully.
"No, you have to knead a little longer. Let your memory be longer."
Seeing Wuyi's various cute expressions, Wu Shen held back a smile and pretended to answer seriously.
In fact, Wu Shen was not really angry, but the little face of the dance clothes was soft, cute and playful. Wu Shen seemed to be a little addicted to kneading.
"Wow! My brother bullies others, and Sister Xuenai saves me!"
Wu Yi broke free while Wu Shen was unprepared, and then slipped directly behind Xuenai to hide.
Wu Shen originally wanted to go around and grab Wu Yi again, but unexpectedly Xuenai actually blocked Yuyin and Wu Yi behind him and stopped in front of Wu Shen.
"Wu Shen, aren't you a lolicon? I always feel that it would be dangerous to let dance clothes live with you."
"Cough, just kidding. Without a little punishment, my cousin won't have a long memory."
"There must be a degree. You can't use violence casually. You must be as amiable as possible."
Xuenai looked at Wu Shen with reproachful eyes.
"I just rubbed my cheeks. It's not violent at all."
Wu Shen was ashamed.
He never used any real force, just a symbolic pinching.Isn't Xue Nai a cold attitude towards everyone?Why do you dote on loli so much?
"Okay, let's shake hands, just take it as peace. It's not a big deal, don't always quarrel over this kind of thing." At the request of Xuenai and Wu Shen, Wuyi and Yuyin shook hands to make peace.The children were always arguing and reconciling quickly, and it didn't take long for them to reconcile as before.
Wu Shen and Xuenai saw that they had resumed their original relationship. After nodding with satisfaction, they continued to go back to the house to tidy up the room.
I have to say that the Yukinoshita family is indeed rich, and they have all kinds of home appliances.When the sky was completely dark, Wu Shen and the others arranged the furniture and living utensils in the entire room.Cardboard boxes, shredded tape, and plastic bags that are left behind need to be collected and thrown away.
At this moment, there was a knock at the door. Could it be that Yuyin was tired of playing and came back?Wu Shen and Xuenai looked at each other.
"I'll open the door. It's estimated that Yuyin is back."
Because Wu Shen is just free now, and Xuenai is still sorting out the garbage such as cardboard boxes.So Wu Shen volunteered to stand up and open the door.
"Xiao Xuenai, how are you preparing for the move? I need my sister to help... Hey, Wu Shen, why are you here?"
As soon as he opened the door, Wu Shen felt a headache when he heard this carefree and cheerful voice.
Needless to say, it must be the elder sister of Yukino, the legendary shit-stirring stick Yukinoshita Yono.
"Me? I was just called in to help."
Wu Shen tried his best to keep himself normal.Because any refutation and complaints may attract Yang Nai's attraction and attention in disguise.
"Xiaoxueno, you are also true. You have become very despicable by letting people who love you be your coolie like this."
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