My Sister is Arturia

In the dense mist, the wet and soft soil was hit by heavy objects, creating some gaps in an instant. Because of these gaps, Arthur, who fell into the soil, was instantly sucked in by the swamp. When he realized it, he had sunk close to his chest.

What's the situation, was it attacked?! Is it because Bao Lisi came back again?Wait, calm down, I am in a swamp now, maybe I will really die!

Feeling the constant sinking of his body, Arthur quickly flicked his hands away to increase the area of ​​contact. At the same time, he leaned back hard so that his back touched some wet and soft soil of the swamp.

On the surface of the broken swamp muddy water, leaves and various unknown objects were suspended in it, emitting an unpleasant and disgusting smell. After Arthur kept his balance, the tumbling muddy water gradually calmed down, making a small gurgling sound .

Arthur looked at the culprit who was standing on the edge of the swamp and knocked himself off.

"A donkey?! I'm so POI!"

In front of Arthur, there is a strand of white mixed with brown miscellaneous hair on the head, the whole body is brown, with a big mouth, and big eyes on the erect ears. Inexplicably cute, a donkey less than one meter tall.

"It's reasonable, what are you doing in front of me? Don't you know that there are villagers chasing me like mad dogs?" The donkey in front of him grinned wide, with two rows of neat white teeth, and then said "why?" The sound of the donkey is the voice of a cute and sweet girl, but with the appearance of the donkey, it is unspeakably weird.

"God damn the donkey has spoken human words—!!"

"Tsk, so human beings like salted fish are making such a fuss. What's so strange about their speech? Is your language difficult to learn? I don't think so." , seems to want to express their anger.

Arthur sank a little bit stunned, looking at the talking donkey in front of him, wait, is this a trap?Could this be some kind of magical illusion? In fact, the donkey in front of him was Boris pretending to be, right?

"Huh? Are you in a daze? Forget it, I'd better run quickly."

The donkey muttered something to himself, then paced back and forth to turn around and leave.

"Wait! What should I do if you're gone?! Pull me up!" Seeing the donkey who was about to leave, Arthur shouted hurriedly, joking, he was in a swamp, if no one came to help him It's hard to understand. Do you really want to lie down on your back, and then slowly swim out with your backstroke?I remember that Mr. Pei has special skills to escape from the swamp, but I don’t remember it at all. Every time I watch Mr. Pei, I just want to see Mr. Pei’s recipes for men at the top of the food chain.

"Ah? By the way, I'm sorry, when it comes to this point, why did you go to the swamp, you can't take a bath here." The donkey turned back again, looked around, and seemed to be picking something that could save Arthur. thing.

"It was you who knocked me down..." Arthur looked at the donkey in front of him speechlessly. Could it be that the donkey is a creature with a short memory like a goldfish?After all, they are lowly creatures, so it is normal to have some defects, right?

"What, what? I knocked you down?!" The donkey in front of him spoke in a slightly surprised sweet girlish voice, and took a small step back. If the other party was a beautiful girl, he should be able to see The pretty girl looks shocked, but if the other party is a donkey...

"T-I didn't knock you down! Hmph!"

"Yaoshou! The donkey is arrogant!" Arthur felt himself sinking a little bit more because of his emotional fluctuations, and the bad-smelling swamp had reached the level of his shoulders.

"Are you an idiot? I didn't save you because I felt embarrassed for knocking you down. I saved you because of my kindness!" The donkey said like this. If a donkey can blush, it should be Are you blushing?

"No, even if you continue to behave like this, it's impossible for me to think the donkey is cute. Damn, why is the donkey so cute!"

"Hey! Not only are you an idiot, but are you also a hentai? I'm starting to think about whether it's necessary to save you again. I'm a principled donkey!"

"Although I don't know why saving me conflicts with your principles, but please find a stick or something, I'm about to be submerged..." Arthur is still sinking slowly. Soon there was only one head left on it.

"Woo, you caught it." After searching for a while, the donkey found a long wooden stick that seemed more suitable, bit it in its mouth, and then carefully moved a little closer to the swamp. The wooden stick was just right. Reluctantly reached Arthur.

Arthur stretched out his hand to grab the wooden stick handed over by the donkey, and pulled himself towards the side with all his strength. The donkey at the edge of the swamp seemed to be struggling, with all four hooves firmly nailed to the ground. He bit the stick hard to prevent himself from being pulled into the swamp.

The body was covered with mud, and finally touched the hard ground full of fallen leaves again. The palm covered with black mud was propped on the ground, and Arthur gasped heavily with the mood of the rest of his life.

"Saved! I almost thought I was going to die!"

"Hmph, you can take this kind of heart and thank me for the rest of your life!"

The donkey next to him seemed to be scared after seeing Arthur. He proudly raised his hoof and stomped on the ground. Compared with his body, the donkey raised its head proudly and looked at Arthur with contemptuous eyes. Arthur lying in front of him covered in mud.

"What are you saying to be grateful? It was you and I who knocked you down from above! Did you do it on purpose?!" Arthur pointed at the donkey in front of him angrily with his black finger wrapped in mud.

"Hey? I-I told you it wasn't mine. If you want to blame it, you have to blame the villagers behind me for chasing me like a mad dog!" The donkey said, looking behind him, but there was nothing.

"Villagers?" Arthur also looked over, but saw nothing.

"Of course I got rid of it!" said the donkey proudly. Arthur looked at the donkey in front of him speechlessly. Is this a proud donkey?

"So, human beings are really salty fish-like creatures. If they disagree with each other, they chase me all kinds of things. What do you want to do? Do you want me to tell them jokes? As a talking donkey, I don't know many jokes. only……"

The donkey on one side was chattering endlessly, Arthur looked at the donkey in front of him through the mist, and was taken aback for a moment, then he understood why the villagers were chasing the donkey...

Shrouded in mist, the donkey in front of him has a strand of white and brown miscellaneous hair on its head, which looks like an outstretched horn. The brown body also looks like a horse. If it is shrouded in mist, it is actually not There is no way to distinguish the color of the donkey's hair. In other words, if you don't walk in and look, this guy can easily be mistaken for a horse with horns, that is... a unicorn.

"You're kidding me..." Arthur vaguely guessed that the unicorn was probably the donkey in front of him, and Arthur pondered, so the unicorn is gone?Bonuses gone?There are no more people who can ride?

"Haha, you also think the joke I said is very funny, tell you, this is my first joke! I thought how boring those villagers like mad dogs are, so I wanted to arrest me and tell them It's a joke, right?" The donkey in front of him looked at Arthur with wide eyes and an innocent expression on his face.

"Although I don't know what you're talking about..." Arthur replied symbolically, just about to ask where I can wash my body or something, an idea suddenly flashed in my mind, wait, talking donkey? !Fuck, rare things are expensive, it's hard to say if there is a second head in this world, right?A talking donkey, even if you take it to some city and perform it, maybe you can open a "Sydney Opera House" in the future, just let the donkey perform jokes and so on. There are five performances a day, all year round, and the tickets are set. Set at ten gold coins, after earning the first bucket of gold, directly enter the British wool industry and maritime trade industry, vigorously develop science and technology, and achieve the myth of the British empire on which the sun never sets!

Arthur's eyes sharpened in an instant, and he keenly felt that this donkey was the starting point for him to conquer the world!

"Huh? It always feels like you're thinking about things that a fool would think about." Looking at Arthur who suddenly didn't speak, the donkey tilted his head.

"Well, donkey, you are right. I accidentally fell into the swamp. Thank you for saving me. By the way, what do you like to eat? Please tell me, I will definitely Meticulous preparation will repay your life-saving grace no matter what!" Arthur said quite seriously.

"Yeah, that's right, you went down by yourself, I didn't push you down, right? If you want to repay your kindness, there is no need for that, although I like to eat salted fish." The donkey grinned, probably Said with a smiling expression.

"Salted fish? Don't worry, salted fish is enough, come on, let's wash my clothes and body first, and then I will take you to eat salted fish like crazy, how about it?"

"Is this like this? It sounds good, but don't pester me after eating the salted fish. I'm going to open a 'Sydney Opera House', which specializes in performances and jokes. There are five performances a day, all year round. , the ticket is set at ten gold coins. After earning the first pot of gold, I will directly enter the British wool industry and maritime trade industry, vigorously develop science and technology, and become the donkey of the myth of the British Empire on which the sun never sets. I have principles and great ideals donkey."

"Uh... no, no, no."

The donkey and Arthur left the swamp one after the other. Their goal was to conquer the world.

no.148 Voyeur, Arthur

Layers upon layers of towering trees tops are connected together, swaying for thousands of miles, the mist in the forest sea is like white clouds driven down from the sky, the lush virgin forest, the waves are like the sea, and a strong cold wind passes by On the top of the tree, the sleeping forest immediately woke up from its sound sleep, and the rustling sounds were like endless whispers.

The branches and branches are covered with a thick layer of snowflakes, like bunches of white corals, jade-clear and exquisitely carved. The vines of the big trees in the forest are intertwined, as if covered with layers of large nets, and also very similar to dark snow. On the green seabed, only a glimmer of sunlight penetrates in.