The Whole World is Against Me

My wife Yuno: Why did you give up?It's just a little fatter, it's fine to lose weight.Are you going to give up?

Altair: How is that possible? As long as the inside doesn't change the appearance, you can do whatever you want.

Naiyazi: Recall that if the director looked like a two-hundred-pound dead fat man when saving you, would you still insist on it?Puff!

Madoka deer eyes: ...

Xiao Meiyan: ...

Hiratsuka Shizuo:  …

Naiyako: Aha!You are silent!Seeing that there are no villains like you who only look at appearances!Get out of the group!shame!

Sakura Manji: I don't think it matters.

Kaneki Ken: Let’s not interrupt on this kind of topic, just find the right opportunity to brag about it!

Sakura Manji: Oh!

Psychedelic Xinlong: ...

Bugarati: The topic of girls always makes people feel scared...

Shi Yu: I think it’s better to forget it, this topic is too heart-wrenching.

Leng Fan: What did CNM's dead fat house do wrong, you want to discriminate against him like this!

Wugeng Liuli: Oh, oh, oh, a fat man of two hundred pounds sweating profusely is fine as a friend...but as a boyfriend...I still prefer to be thinner.Well, at least not more than one hundred and seventeen.If it's really two hundred catties... as long as there's nothing wrong with it, I can still accept it.

MC: Fat is not a problem!

Shirai Heizi: Anyway, Fat House is very kind.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Huh?Does Heizi like fat houses?

Shirai Kuroko: I don’t like it, I just feel that when the moon is dark and the wind is high, when the surroundings are pitch black and people feel unsafe, suddenly a fat house with two hundred catties holding a Coke and wearing an anime T-shirt will feel friendly .Is there anything more loving than this?

Hiratsuka Shizuo:  …

Ayumi Aikawa: This terrible picture...

Leng Fan: I'm about to cry!Fat House is really going to cry!

Shizuka Hiratsuka: So it’s okay to lose weight for this kind of thing?

Leng Fan: If you can lose weight, can you still call it a fat house?

Emiya Kiritsugu: The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.JPG

Kame Madoka: Director, what are you doing now?

Leng Fan: I am now fighting with gangsters!

Bugarati: Fighting?So the opponent is very strong?

Leng Fan: That's right! It's very strong!I was often raided, then caught off guard, and ambushed, and there were too many traps on the opposite side.Fortunately, I am superior, so Tianhu took a set of dark wizards away!

Bugarati:? ? ?

Wugeng Liuli: Why does it feel a little familiar?

Leng Fan: It's not a big problem. I'll be back after a few rounds.

Naiyako: I always feel that... the chief is playing cards.

MC: The director is fishing, sure.

System Will: Eat Lemons!Let you go to investigate the gangsters, and it turns out that you are playing cards!There is no way to explain this truth!

Leng Fan: You made a mistake!How could I be playing cards!Believe me, I absolutely did not play poker!

I'm really not playing poker right now.

System will: I believe in you!let me see where you are!

After a second.

System Will: How did you escape to your own parallel world?Stunned.JPG

Lumu Yuanxiang: Stunned, JPG

Xiao Meiyan: Cover your face.JPG

My wife Yuno: Parallel world?Stunned.JPG

Altair: What is the director of the parallel world like?

Akahito: Curious.

Naiyazi: Puff, it must be a dead fat house!My naiako declares again!

Joseph: We were still talking about this issue before.

System Will: Let me see what Leng Fan is like in the parallel world... Hmm! ?Fuck!Fuck? !How did you become a vegetable? !

Madoka Kame: Nani! ?

Xiao Meiyan: Coward that!

Leng Fan: Put Kana!

Ikari Shinji: As expected of the director! !

D:……

Kaneki Ken: Shinji...this kind of thing can't be bragging...

Shinji Ikari: It seems so...sorry.Scratching head.JPG

Cupid: ...

Yoshitona: You guys actually know that you're talking embarrassingly! !

Leng Fan: No!Now that the other me has become a vegetable, who did I meet? ?

Lumu Yuanxiang:? ? ?

Xiao Meiyan:? ?

Naiyako: Oh huh?This is - an unexpected taste!

Chapter 590 Six Can't Stop!

Majidska? ?

After Leng Fan heard the news about the system, he felt his scalp go numb, and his whole body fell into a state of bewilderment.

And when I was pretending to be aggressive, it seemed that this B couldn't pretend anymore!

Excuse me, farewell!

Facing this situation, Leng Fan reacted.

"I forgot to turn off the gas in my house, so I'll go back first."

Standing in the heavy atmosphere, Leng Fan smiled slightly at the people around him, then turned around and ran wildly with a knife in his hand, disappeared and ran away in place.

"???"

The people around were stunned by this situation, they suddenly didn't know what to say when they saw Leng Fan's leaving back.

The aura of the final boss just now instantly turned into a funny character on the side of the road. This huge gap made the people around him unexpected and fell into a daze.

On the other side, Leng Fan, who left the scene, was already concerned about this matter.

Under such circumstances, he must not let it go. If Leng Fan had been a traverser during the First World War, the whole thing would be different.

Someone pretended to be me, Normal·Cold!

very good!Don't let me know who you are!Otherwise, I'll hammer you into pieces of ice today!

Before that, find the system to confirm the situation.

Space-Time Administration.

Leng Fan: System, are you sure you didn't make a mistake?

System will: I can still confirm this point, indeed.

Xiao Meiyan: So what's the situation now?

Leng Fan: I am also confused. I know that Leng Fan is the key person who stopped the first supernatural war. If Leng Fan becomes a vegetable... then who stopped it?

System Will: ? ? ?

Emiya Kiritsugu: Someone must be impersonating, otherwise it wouldn't be like this.

Leng Fan: If it is confirmed, I think I need to meet another me.

Kame Madoka: Things suddenly got complicated.

System Will: Let's talk about your fishing.

Leng Fan: It's very important, I'll go over and have a look first!

System will: CNM, don't think that I don't know that you want to run away!Come back to me!Asking you to investigate gangsters is not your own business!

However, Leng Fan ignored it.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: We also want to know the truth!

Chubby: Give me the coordinates, I'll live broadcast in the past!

System Will: Great!Private Cupid!I will let you pass now!

Cupid: Well, plan to pass.JPG

Kaneki Ken: ...

Sakura Manji: You said it.

Cupid: Where?Hey hey.JPG

System will: ...

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