The Whole World is Against Me

However, he was disappointed because Leng Fan had completely controlled his every move.

"Do you want to live forever? Now we have a preferential policy for job hopping. There is also annual travel leave every year, including five social insurances and one housing fund, as well as various holiday gifts. Now you will get eternal life benefits for internships. This is a special treatment for you! By the way, there will also be gifts of immortality and strength enhancement, as well as employee benefits such as cosmic armor belts! What are you waiting for? If you miss this village, you will lose this store!"

Leng Fan happily took out a contract from his crotch, held it in his hand and looked at Orochimaru kindly.

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Can I say no!No matter how it sounds, it doesn't sound right!

Orochimaru felt that his three views had been impacted unprecedentedly. Sitting in his laboratory, he didn't know what to say about the current situation. This is completely a pyramid scheme!No matter how you look at it, you want to eat a lie!

How can eternal life be so easy!If it was that simple, would I still be researching day and night?

Sure enough, I don't understand the world of your bosses.

He felt that the current Leng Fan was just a salesman, coming to sell business and threatening with coercion.

Who knew that Orochimaru's silence made Leng Fan feel inappropriate, was he refusing?

Immediately, his face darkened, and he grabbed Orochimaru fiercely and greeted him cordially:

"No answer? So you mean you want to refuse? Very good! You already know our secret, and it is even more impossible to let you go! Now! Why don't you join my game! Or die! You have three seconds It takes [-] minutes to choose! Don't worry, I'm not a good person! Hehehe!"

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You are the air to let me talk!

Orochimaru felt suffocated, and wished he could slap Leng Fan away so that he could speak properly.

Chapter 370: I'm Normal·Cold! !

When Leng Fan realized that Orochimaru was about to suffocate and hiccup, he realized that it wasn't that Orochimaru didn't answer, but that he was in poor health.

Sure enough, the scientific research members are all in poor health, and they will burp if they are touched lightly.

Dashewan has 1 MMPs in his heart who want to tell Leng Fan, but Leng Fan is a boss and cannot be offended.

After a while, after both parties calmed down, Orochimaru already understood Leng Fan's purpose.

He was forced to know things he shouldn't know, and it was impossible for him to escape the current situation, which meant that he had to make a choice at this time.

But before that, he needs to figure out a few things.

Dashewan sat on his sofa again, looking at Leng Fan with a serious face.

"I have a doubt, Leng Fanjun."

"Oh, come on? Tell me, and see if I can help you with the answer." Leng Fan looked at Orochimaru thoughtfully.

"All the research I've done is for eternal life, and I've worked so hard to find a way. So is the eternal life you're talking about true?"

"Of course, I don't need to lie to you, and the result of lying to you has been decided since I lied to you. There is only one final result of any deceptive transaction."

"Hehehe, Mr. Leng Fan understands very well, so I have another question."

"speak out."

"Is there no price for eternal life? I don't think eternal life is so simple to complete, just like using ninjutsu will need to consume chakra, there must be a price."

"The price? Of course there is."

"What is the price of eternal life?"

"Oshemaru, you should know that the more you live, the more you feel that human beings have limits. If you want to go beyond the limit and reach a higher level, then you will definitely abandon it."

"What do you mean?"

"The price of eternal life is to give up the identity of human beings!"

"This is also a price!?"

"That's not all!"

"What else?"

"There is also women's clothing!"

"????"

"That's right! It's women's clothing! If you don't have any doubts, because the immortality I have comes from the power of a magical girl, which means that if you want to live forever, you must become a magical girl."

"Nani!? Magical girl!"

"That's right, the emphasis is over!"

"What is a magical girl?"

"The so-called magical girls are some cute girls who protect the world from being destroyed. They are born with superpowers. They are immortal, immortal, and have powers beyond miracles! Generally, magical girls are about six to 15 years old. , but there are exceptions such as Magic Uncle, Magic Aunt, Magic Granny, Magic Grandpa and so on.”

"..."

Orochimaru didn't know what to say for a while, and always felt that the topic was a bit too crooked.

After calming down the entanglement in his heart, Orochimaru said again: "Then I can become a magical girl?"

"Yes! After my research and modification, even a man can become a magical girl. Of course, the characteristics of a magical girl are still girls. A man who becomes a magical girl will naturally have to wear women's clothing." Leng Fanyu said earnestly, smiling in his heart Flowers!

That's right, it was Orochimaru who was cheated!

Think about how happy Orochimaru looks after wearing women's clothing!

After listening to Leng Fan's explanation, Dashewan nodded thoughtfully, and then smiled pleasantly: "It seems that my luck is good."

"Ok??"

"I'm already a woman!"

"Huh? Nani!"

Leng Fan was confused by Da Shewan's words, is she already a woman?Is the reincarnation of the corpse already completed at this time? !

This is not right?That's not how the script came about!

"Sweet, it's thanks to the mall. The mall provided me with all the information and methods of reincarnation, so I was able to obtain a young body so quickly. Although the gender is different, it doesn't matter for the sake of eternal life. .However, this is not true immortality, and I still need to continue researching."

Orochimaru looked at Leng Fan happily, as if seeing a lucky star.

Ladies?nonexistent!Isn't it normal for a woman to wear women's clothing?So it's not a problem at all!

Orochimaru in Leng Fan's eyes seemed to be mocking, with a feeling of 'no surprise, no surprise'.

Hi!So angry!

It was hard to trick people, but they didn't get tricked!

"Ahem, cough, since that's the case, then the problem is gone, then sign a contract with me to become a magical girl. By the way, due to the internship period, I will not pull you over from the Space-Time Administration." Leng Fan said with a serious face. Looking at Orochimaru, there is a feeling of regret.

But... Think about a research madman, a glamorous and beautiful girl with a snake type, a white coat, and long black silk legs, ah!Suddenly I feel so excited!

I can also become a magical girl, and I feel even more feeling immediately!

But the soul is a man...

Instant cooling, give up thinking.

It's like picking up a photo of a cute girl and rushing to take it, only to find out that this is a fucking big guy in women's clothing!

There is shit in this photo!There is poison in the shit!It's so vicious!

This is a pain that cannot be described in words, and the soreness in my heart can only be understood by myself.

If time can be turned back, then the only thing to do is to destroy the photos after flushing, so as not to let myself discover the truth.

May the fantasy live on.

……

After a while, when Orochimaru turned into a magical girl, she felt the change in her body immediately draw a wound on her body, and then the wound healed in the blink of an eye.

"Is this the power of a magical girl? Hehehe..." Orochimaru's eyes lit up, and she just needs to keep learning ninjutsu.

Orochimaru has two dreams, one is to live forever, and the other is to learn all ninjutsu.

Now that she's done one, it's another one to write down.

However, after Orochimaru turned into a magical girl, the corners of Leng Fan's eyes twitched wildly, because the appearance of Orochimaru really made his scalp tingle.

Straight and long black, with a snake-like cold face, a white coat, a shirt inside, and long black legs, exuding the charm of a mature woman all the time, it can be said to be a super stunner!But the soul is a man...

The research of the complete body is a mature beauty, but the soul of the goose is a man...

Going out will definitely fascinate a lot of men, but the soul is a man...

Absolutely the phoenix among men, popular all over the world, but the soul is a man...

Of course!and!spirit!soul!Yes!indivual!male!of!

I'm so mad! !

Sure enough, only men can understand what men like!

So... Kiritsugu, what did you become back then!You see, Orochimaru is also a man, why is there such a big difference in the things that are transformed! !

Think about Kiritsugu's transformation... Oh! !My brain is shaking! !

Leng Fan felt his brain trembling, Kiritsugu was too scary!

"Then what does Mr. Leng Fan want me to do next?" Orochimaru asked Leng Fan in a mature woman's voice, taking a slight puff of the cigarette stick in his hand.

Such a sexy voice!

"Ahem, cough, you just need to cooperate with my actions, and don't let go of any news about the behind-the-scenes information of the world ruling group." Leng Fan looked at Dashewan with a tingly scalp, and was almost fascinated by Dashewan , this guy is too scary, he deserves to be the big villain!

"I see. Is the target behind the scenes? Hehe, I will cooperate, after all, you are the boss." Orochimaru, who is full of charm, smiled slightly. The smile seemed to melt an iceberg, making the deer jump wildly.

Ten pages of beautiful descriptions are omitted here.

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This is - heart...

and many more!

I'm Normal·Cold!Unexpectedly—being fascinated by a man!

impossible! !