The Whole World is Against Me

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Magical girl clothes can be designed by myself.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Miss Hiratsuka, this is your fault!

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Don't you just want to fool newcomers into women's clothing?Let me tell you, it's impossible with my old lady around!

Emiya Kiritsugu: ...

Ilya: Spicy chicken Kiritsugu!

Irisviel: Ilya!How can you call your dad a hot chicken!In that case, aren't you also a hot chicken?

Elijah: Yes!What should it be called?

Irisviel: Abnormal!

Emiya Kiritsugu: ...

Linghuan Xinlong: Hahahaha, hahaha... embarrassing.JPG

Akami Homura: If you want to become a magical girl, it is best to use the clothes you like, I will give you no points.

Linghuan Xinlong: Thank you, but I still feel that the power comes too easily and I am a little bit used to it.

Xiao Meiyan: Easy?It’s dangerous for a newcomer to think like this. You don’t know what a magical girl was like in the past, which is the power of despair, and you don’t know that becoming a stand-in messenger has the risk of death, and ripples also need years of accumulation.These are all so easy to obtain after the improvement of the Space-Time Administration.

Linghuan Xinlong: Sorry, I was negligent.

Xiao Meiyan: Nothing, I just want to say that don’t look at how easy it is, in fact, it’s something that makes people forget and stop at the beginning, and only the Space-Time Administration can give you power so easily, because our enemies have been fighting since the beginning. They are always very powerful, and some of them may even blow up the existence of the planet with a single punch.

Fantastic Xinlong: Nani? !Explode the planet with one punch?

Will of the Earth: Chirp!

Lord God: Heck, cough, I don't think it has anything to do with me about this issue.

Leng Fan: I'm going to crack an egg, why don't you try again?

Lord God: I'm so sorry!

Linghuan Xinlong: What's the situation?

Naiyazi: Puff, let me tell you, 80.00% of our enemies are created by the main god.

Three hundred and eighth Phantom Xinlong: Nani? !

Fantastic Xinlong: Nani? !

Lord God: That's not my fault!That's a reincarnated person with cat cake in his head!Obviously, I had already agreed everything, but in the end they returned their favor with revenge!I'm furious!

Leng Fan: So who are you going to throw the blame on?

Lord God: It's my fault, that's right.Wronged Baba.JPG

Linghuan Xinlong: It feels so dangerous...

My wife Yuno: It's not dangerous at all, I like the Space-Time Administration the most.

Kong: At this time, an ordinary person passed by, expressing that he did not know what you superpowers were thinking.

White: +1

Shi Yu: I often feel that I am an ordinary person and I am incompatible with you.

Altair: Shiwa, didn't you become a magical girl?Why are you still an ordinary person?

Elijah: Wow!Aunt Magic!

Irisviel: Ilya! !How do you... um?Seems to be fine.

Shi Yu: Aunt God TM Magic!Ilya wants to be called Sister Magic!

Elijah: But you and your mother are friends.

Shi Yu: What you said makes sense...

Emiya Kiritsugu: Ilya, what would you like to eat tonight.I happened to be shopping at the supermarket.

Ilya: I don't eat what Kiritsugu bought, I want to go shopping with my mother.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Piercing Heart.JPG

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Huh?Can't imagine that the former magician killer has become a house husband?

Emiya Kiritsugu: As a human, I want to live a life. I have learned a lot of dishes recently, and I feel that the taste is very good.It's a bit of a waste of time, but it doesn't matter!My inherent time control can be accelerated, and I have researched the furnace to accelerate it!

Hiratsuka Shizuo:  …

The Night King: It's true... science comes from life.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Yes, in order to provide better food for my family, I developed a small-scale acceleration, so that I can finish meals quickly.

Shirai Kuroko: I always feel something is wrong.

Accelerator: Damn it, Heizi!I forgot to bring the money, you come and help me pay the bill.

Shirai Kuroko:? ? ?Tangtang College City NO.1 without money when you go out! ?

Yuriko: Hahahaha!Are you trying to laugh me to death?

Accelerator: I asked Sister Bu for a lot of luxury goods, but I forgot to take the money after I changed my pants.

Shirai Kuroko: Really...

Leng Fan: Huh?When did the two of you become so familiar?

Shirai Kuroko: This... this...

Accelerator: That sand sculpture Heizi forgot to bring money for dinner, and I just happened to pass by to see his pity, so I paid for her.

Shirai Kuroko: Embarrassment.JPG

Leng Fan: You are really destined, cover your face.JPG

My wife Yuno: That's great.I also want to live in the same world as my dad.

Madoka Kame: I also want to... oh!That's right, Chief!I'm on summer vacation, I want to live with you!

Xiao Meiyan: Madoka goes and I go too!

MC: You are all gone, I am bored by myself, I want to go too.

Leng Fan: You...

I feel my wallet wailing in despair!

Leng Fan: Phantom! !

Linghuan Xinlong: What's the matter?

Leng Fan: For the sake of my wallet, I decided to go to your place for a massage to relieve stress!

Psychedelic Xinlong: ...

Are you really so poor as a bureau chief?

It seems that even the director's life is not easy.

But ah...

Ling Huan Xinlong felt that getting along with Leng Fan and the others was very pleasant.

There is no trouble at all, this feeling is really good.

Linghuan Xinlong: All right.

Leng Fan: As expected of a ghost!Walk!Let's get a massage!

Accelerator: My uncle is ready to eat!

Shirai Heizi: Didn’t you just eat it?Fuck!French goose liver?Premium red wine?Wagyu?One way!Are you so rich that you panic? !

Accelerator: Humph!Don't talk to me if you are poor, my monthly subsidy is enough to feed a street!

Leng Fan: That's great!I haven't eaten these things, poor me.and many more!Wagyu! ?Even if I have money here, I may not be able to buy it, Gan!You didn't even send some over!

Bugarati: Wagyu?Oh!That's something money can't buy!

Accelerator: Sister Bu wants it?I'll just give you some, your luxuries are really tasteful.

Bugarati: Thank you, I will share it with my subordinates.

Leng Fan: What about me? !

Accelerator: Director, I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it, do you think you can eat it if I send it over?

Leng Fan: OK, I understand, Nai-ya-zi! !

Naiyako: Wow!Don't fight, don't fight!What did I do again? !It hurts!

One way:……

Linghuan Xinlong: Well...I can also buy wagyu here...but I can't afford it. I'm poor.JPG

Naiyako: OK!Got it!Let's go to Linghuan to eat!

Hiratsuka Shizu: Naiyako, you actually understand!

Shi Yu: Wagyu...too expensive to buy...

Sakura Manji: Wagyu!Wow!I haven't eaten rice for a week, instant noodles every day, what a shame!

Leng Fan: What's going on?Didn't I tell you to talk about the lack of resources in the group?

Ying Manji: I thought that if I had instant noodles, I wouldn’t bother everyone.

Altair: Ji, you are too outsider.Everyone can help with common supplies.

Aria: Exactly.

Emiya Kiritsugu: I'm at the vegetable market, collecting what you want and I'll buy it for you directly.

Sakura Manji: Everyone... Thank you so much! !If possible, please send me the vegetable market.

Emiya Kiritsugu: ...

Do you think I can move it by myself?It's impossible to teleport in front of ordinary people, right?