The Whole World is Against Me

Kosaka Kirino felt that his brain was not enough, and the card owner was stuck.

"What I mean is, Kosaka Kyosuke! Sign a contract with me and become a magical girl! This world will be left to you to protect!" Leng Fan gave Kosaka Kyosuke a thumbs up and showed a bright smile.

"Eh--!"

"I refuse! I'm not a pervert! I don't want to be a magical girl! That kind of thing is not something a man can handle!"

"Director, I'm going to report! Now! Immediately!" Xiao Meiyan raised her thumbs up as if she was about to press it down.

"No!"

Leng Fan looked back at Xiao Meiyan with a terrified expression, for fear of being reported.

And Yuanxiang Lumu frowned subtly, she was thinking, shouldn't she get to know the madman next?

Why is it involved in magical girls?

Why?

So weird.

Kamu Yuanxiang lowered her head and fell into deep thought, trying to figure out why.

Chapter 270 Three: This Rice Is Really Delicious!

After everyone managed to pull the question back from the magical girl issue, they were ready to start discussing why Kosaka Kirino became a madman.

However, at this moment, Wu Geng Liuli, who had already left, came again.

"Um... I cooked a little too much, do you want to eat some?" Wu Geng Liuli looked at Leng Fan and the others with a look of embarrassment.

Although she was afraid of being exposed to superpowers, she couldn't bear it because of her curiosity, so she struggled with coming and going for a long time, and finally plucked up the courage to come out.

Knowing the danger but still wanting to get closer, human beings are sometimes so stupid.

But it is precisely because of the nature of human beings that human beings have made countless progress and miracles.

This is like the SSR that I have always wanted to win, but one day I suddenly have a 100% chance of getting it, knowing that it is a trap!But I just can't control it, how can I let go of this opportunity!

Therefore, Wugeng Liuli made the most dangerous choice at this moment, contacting Leng Fan and the others.

But, fortunately, Leng Fan and the others are not villains, but worse than villains, so the contact with Wugen Liuli is safe.

Everyone understands the principle that a negative is a positive.

At this moment, when Leng Fan saw Wu Geng Liuli so cordially inviting him and others, he immediately showed a bright smile.

"Okay, I just happened to be hungry." He was not polite, anyway, he didn't have any money in this world, so he agreed directly.

"You guys too." Wugeng Liuli said seriously when he saw Gaosaka brothers and sisters.

"Excuse me then." Kyosuke Kosaka did not refuse, because he was going to discuss with Leng Fan about the madman.

After a while, Leng Fan and the others sat in the living room of Wugeng Liuli's house.

At this time, the table was full of food. Since it was noon, all the adults in Wugeng's family were at work, and there were only Wugeng Liuli and two younger sisters at home.

Madoka Kame likes her two younger sisters very much, and takes care of their meals very kindly and tenderly. She doesn't find it troublesome at all, but seems to enjoy it.

"Eat well, don't make trouble."

"Good!" "Hi!"

The two sisters happily took the bowl and ate.

As for Akami Homura and my wife Yuno, they ate in silence and felt that they had nothing in common. Sakura Manji was very happy to eat with everyone, and smiled happily, feeling that her appetite improved a lot.

In the end, it was Bugarati and Leng Fan who were a little uncomfortable. The two foreigners were really not used to this kind of Japanese-style low table, it was too short.

Leng Fan felt that it would be better to squat on the side of the road to eat more comfortably, but Bugarati was not used to sitting, and always felt that his habitual sitting posture made people feel fashionable.

At this time, Wu Geng Liuli was very embarrassed and said with a sneer: "Please forgive me for the rough tea and light food."

"Where is it?" Kyosuke Kosaka and Kirino Kosaka responded quickly after hearing it.

And Leng Fan looked at Wu Geng Liuli delicately, and said earnestly, "I'm talking about black cats."

"Nani! Why do you know this ID!?" Wu Geng Liuli was shocked when he heard Leng Fan's words, and looked at Leng Fan with a flushed face.

"Don't worry about this little problem, I even know your measurements."

"Pervert! Ghost beast! I didn't expect such a superpower like you!" Wu Geng Liuli looked at Leng Fan while covering her chest flushed with excitement.

"I just know the information, how is it perverted! Ah bah! No! What I want to say is-is it really okay for you to take a stranger home without any defense? I was shocked as an adult, and now Are young people so open?"

"There is no way to race! This is the first time I have brought a stranger home!" Wu Geng Liuli looked at Leng Fan nervously, but at the same time, she also understood that her actions were indeed very dangerous.

But, she wants to become a superpower!

At this time, Ying Manji who was on the side heard it and said with approval: "The director is right! Fortunately, the director is a good person, otherwise you are really in danger. This food is really delicious!"

"I... know..." Wu Geng Liuli was very unhappy when he was told this, but it was the truth.

"Then let's talk about business." Leng Fan's expression froze, and he looked at the people present seriously.

For a moment, everyone present stopped what they were doing, except Ying Manji.He kept eating, feeling like he had been hungry for three days.

"Ji, is this meal delicious?"

"It's delicious, Director. You don't know that my side is almost becoming an autonomous region. Every day, it's either planes or mechas. There is no time to eat. And the food is all fast food. I haven't eaten for a long time. It's delicious rice, it's so delicious!"

"Uh...it's not easy for you, you eat first and you eat first."

Leng Fan never thought that Ying Manji had such a hard time recently, this child is so pitiful, why not... just leave it at that.

"..."

Wugeng Liuli and Takasaka brothers and sisters on the side didn't know what to say when they heard Ying Manji's words, and felt that Ying Manji was so dangerous.

He's from an autonomous region and a mecha plane, and he doesn't look like that kind of dangerous guy at all.

It doesn't feel like a world at all, and what's even more strange is that they haven't figured out where the war started after thinking about it for a long time...

And Leng Fan put aside Ying Manji's question, and looked at the Kosaka brothers and sisters present with a serious expression.

"Then the next question we have to talk about is very simple."

Everyone couldn't help but get serious after Leng Fan's words, and the Gaosaka brothers and sisters nodded seriously, waiting for Leng Fan's question.

"How much should we charge for treatment?"

"Um???"

The Gaosaka brothers and sisters froze for a moment, and the two froze in place at the same time, watching Leng Fan get stuck with wide-eyed eyes.

"Well, did I hear it wrong just now?" Kosaka Kyousuke asked cautiously, for fear that he might have an auditory hallucination.

"You heard me right! What I said was—treatment! Treatment! Fee! Do you really think that there is no charge for treatment? Do you think we are the kind of brave men in Dragon Quest? Do good deeds without leaving names? Why? Just kidding! A brave man can still go to the house of a village name to rummage through boxes and cabinets. I just collect a treatment fee. What’s wrong? My favorite thing in Normal Cold is to say NO to nothing in return!”

"..."

You are right, I am speechless.

Kosaka Kyosuke was taken aback by the person in front of him, he had never seen such a coquettish person before.And after thinking about it carefully, I still think what he said makes sense, which is a bit embarrassing.

"That... we are just students and don't have much money, please be sure to give us a fee that we can afford. If not, I will try my best to work to make money, and I will definitely give you every penny." Kyosuke Kosaka's face turned pale Yi Ning said to Leng Fan seriously.At this time, he suddenly took up the role of a man, intending to take all the treatment expenses.

Seeing Kyosuke Kosaka say this, Leng Fan said earnestly, "I'm not asking for your lives, 30 yuan for treatment is enough."

"30?" Kosaka Kyosuke was a little dazed. The money was indeed not much, but as a student, it would take him at least a few months to get it out.

"I still have 30." Kosaka Kirino breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this, she thought it was a few million.

"Eh? Kirino, why are you so rich?"

"I'm still a magazine model, so I still have a deposit of 30 yuan."

"..."

For a while, Kyosuke Kosaka felt that he was not as good as his own sister, it was too embarrassing.

Chapter 270 Three Joseph: The director was a decent person during his lifetime.

When Kosaka Kirino agreed to pay 30 yuan for treatment, she said seriously: "If you want cash, you can only wait until I go to the bank to withdraw money."

"Thanks to the review, of course cash is the best." Leng Fan smiled happily, and looked at Kosaka Kirino brightly.

"By the way, let's forget about the meal money sponsored by the black cat. After all, his family is not very rich, so he must not be able to compare with rich kids like you." Leng Fan thought for a while and started asking for money again.

"I want you to take care of it!" Wu Geng Liuli yelled blushing when she heard Leng Fan's words, and said a little stiffly: "I can still pay for a meal."

"Look at this guy and try to say it again." Leng Fan pointed to Ying Manji, whose face was full of rice, and plates as high as half his body were stacked in front of him.

"Nani?! Where did you get so many plates?!" Wugeng Liuli looked at the plates in front of Ying Manji with a numb scalp. There were only a few plates just now, and now there are more than a dozen.

"Except for your two younger sisters' meals, this guy ate all of ours..." Leng Fan looked at Ying Manji subtly, completely unaware that this guy was also a foodie.

"..." Wugeng Liuli looked down at the table, only to realize that all the food on the table had gone to Ying Manji.

For a moment she didn't know what to say, and finally understood why Leng Fan asked the Gaosaka brothers and sisters to pay for the meal.

"I'll leave you with the meal money."

In the end, she chose to bow her head. The money for this meal was unbearable, and the others hadn't eaten yet. This person only ate five or six people's worth, and if he continued to eat, he would really go bankrupt.

"Okay..." Kosaka Kirino looked at the situation in front of him speechlessly, took out his bag, took out a sum of money and handed it to Wugeng Liuli.

"Thank you very much." Wugeng Liuli felt relieved after receiving the money, at least she didn't have to worry about being eaten and bankrupt.

At this time, Leng Fan showed a happy smile, and then said: "Then the business is over, let's talk about other things. Xiao Tongtong, tell me about your last memory."

"Nani!? How do you know this ID? I finally understand what it feels like to be a black cat just now. It's so disgusting. It's as disgusting as meeting a stalker." Kosaka Kirino felt scalp when Leng Fan knew his ID Numb, according to the previous situation, I'm afraid my measurements are known.

unacceptable!Which bastard casually leaked the girl's measurements, it's too hateful.

Kosaka Kirino couldn't help cursing in his heart, with a very disgusted expression on his face.

"Don't worry about this kind of thing, how many people present I don't know their measurements?" Leng Fan smiled proudly and said something that must never be said.

"Director, try saying what you just said again?" Xiao Meiyan suddenly appeared behind Leng Fan, staring at him murderously.

"My measurements..." Lumu Yuanxiang covered her body in fear and looked at Leng Fan in disbelief: "Why does the chief know such a girl's secret?"

"I don't know if Yuno's measurements have changed. I'll tell Dad when I go back to measure it." My wife Yuno didn't care at all and looked at Leng Fan happily.