The Whole World is Against Me

Joseph: That kind of thing has nothing to do with me, anyway, I will never forgive Cupid for such an existence!What kind of skill is it to deceive a little girl!

Emiya Kiritsugu: Uh... I choose to stand by you in deceiving the little girl, but can't there be a better way?

Leng Fan: Did you make a mistake?When did I say I was going to bomb Kewpie?

Naiyazi: What the director wants to say is that we don't want to attack innocent planets, just wipe out the Chupi civilization.

Will of the Earth: Director is wise!

Can you twist it a little more?

Leng Fan: Naiyazi!My fifty-inch LCD TV!

Naiyako: I was wrong, Director!Please forgive me!

Shirai Kuroko: [-]-inch LCD color TV?What's the meaning?Why is Nayako so scared?

Shizuka Hiratsuka: That... Naiyako watched the consultation at the director's house, because the consultation was too dark, and Naiyako broke the director's TV because his mentality exploded.Naiyazi had no money to pay, so he could only beg for mercy.

Shirai Kuroko: ...

Xiao Meiyan: Is Naiyako short of money?

Naiyazi: There is no shortage, but things on the earth are a bit expensive for me.It would take about ten years of my salary to buy a TV.

Xiao Meiyan: Ten...ten years? ?

Naiyako: Yes, yes, in fact, recently I have been thinking about whether to smuggle some things over there, maybe I can make a fortune.It's not a crime as long as you don't get caught.

Leng Fan: What? !The real purpose of your stay here is to steal from me!

Naiyako: Ah! ?I do not have!I'm not!It wasn't a crime if I didn't do it!

You are right!

But no matter how reasonable you are, you can't wash away the stains on your body!

Xiao Meiyan: ...

Shirai Kuroko: ...

Joseph: Wait, what was the problem we started with?

Emiya Kiritsugu: To save the world!save the world!Why do you keep shifting your focus to other things.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Seriously?why?

Chitong: I don’t know either. It was fine at the beginning, but it got crooked before you knew it?

Lala: When did it start?

The will of the earth: it started when Naiyazi expressed the meaning of the director.

Naiako:  …

Naiyako: No!not me!I do not have!I just expressed the director's meaning in my own way, I did nothing wrong!

Leng Fan: Come on!Feed Naiyazi to eat cakes!

Naiyako: Hey hey, does the director want to treat me to dinner?

Ding!

Naiyazi was silenced by the director for 10 minutes.

Xiuer!Take my jade seal to smash walnuts for the director!

Xiao Meiyan: ...

Shirai Kuroko: ...

Joseph:  …

Lala: ...

Joseph:  …

Hiratsuka Shizuo:  …

Chi Tong: ...

Emiya Kiritsugu: Don't be in the crooked building anymore, let's talk about business!Am I the only one who cares about saving the world?

Leng Fan: Wow!Naiyako, don't disturb my sleep!go away!Come here again and I will add you a 10-minute ban!At last it was quiet.

Leng Fan: Where did we just talk about?

Akahito: Chief, first we talked about Madoka's world, then Joseph's world was going to be destroyed, then time ability, and then Star Destroyer, why do you feel so confused? ? ?

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Let me take a moment, I feel like my brain is full of paste.

Joseph: I'm dizzy.

Emiya Kiritsugu: I don't understand how these things are suddenly connected together, they are completely irrelevant!

Shirai Heizi: Mengxin doesn’t understand anything.

Homura Akatsuki: Let's first talk about how to deal with Madoka's plan.

Leng Fan: Oh!That's it, I understand!Let's talk about Madoka's plan first.

However, Leng Fan frowned, realizing that things were not that simple.

I suddenly found a very serious problem!

That is how to deal with Cupid?

Chubby is a species without emotions, and they are still mass-produced creatures. Such a guy wants to get rid of the root cause at this stage.

Unless there is the ability of the concept series, that is, the terrifying ability to transcend the world.

There is also the voluntary abandonment of Chubby's civilization.

However, this is impossible, Chubby's civilization is to save the universe.

They have no choice but to do so for the sake of the universe.

Unless there are other ways to allow Chubby to absorb energy, but it can't solve the root cause, and it can't be more perfect than Madoka.

Leng Fan: No matter what, I will save your world!

Emiya Kiritsugu: I support you, Chief!

Leng Fan: This matter is not only related to Madoka, but also you, Homura.You are part of us, so I will never give up on you!

Akami Homura: If it doesn't work, please ask the director to take Madoka out of this world.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Why give up!Even if you have reincarnated countless times, haven't you given up!Why give up so easily now?

Xiao Meiyan: To be honest, I am very confused.I have been reincarnated countless times and the answer I got is failure. I have...

Leng Fan: Xiao Yan!I will save everyone.

Xiao Meiyan: ...

Leng Fan: Don't worry, there are countless good things in the Space-Time Administration, and there is always one that can save your world.

Xiao Meiyan: Thank you.

After Leng Fan comforted Xiao Meiyan, she fell into deep thought.

Cause and effect?

For a moment, Leng Fan's eyes flashed brightly.

At this time, Emiya Kiritsugu suddenly found Leng Fan.He signaled Leng Fan to go out and talk with him.

Leng Fan did not refuse, stood up from the sofa and walked up with Emiya Kiritsugu.

The two stood in the garden of Joseph's house. Emiya Kiritsugu leaned against the wall and lit a cigarette. After exhaling heavily, he asked, "Director, can you do anything?"

"To be honest, Witch's Night is easy to solve. However, Magical Girls can't solve it perfectly." Leng Fan told the truth without hiding anything.

Emiya Kiritsugu expressed his expectation when he heard the words, and said solemnly: "Sure enough. The world over there is too complicated, and the only way to save it is probably the circle principle..."

"No, there should be other ways. In fact, we can use Chubby's wish mechanism, but it's very difficult." Leng Fan thought of the same method as Xiaoyuan, and made a wish.

Just change the object of the wish.

"Director, I have something to tell you." Emiya Kiritsugu suddenly interrupted Leng Fan's thoughts, and stared at it seriously.

"What?" Leng Fan looked at Emiya Kiritsugu seriously.

"If possible, please let me make a wish on Madoka's behalf! Chief! I want to become a magical girl!" Emiya Kiritsugu said decisively, the expression on his face full of unwavering conviction.

"This matter we... what!? Eh-!!" Leng Fan stared at Emiya Kiritsugu dumbfounded, the amount of information was too much to handle.

My steering wheel flew out!

Chapter 19 Mrs.Your husband is dressing up as a woman!

After a brief absence, Leng Fan stared at Emiya Kiritsugu with big eyes and small eyes.

"That Kiritsugu slap... Ah bah, Kiritsugu, what did you just say?"

"Director, you heard me right. I want to become a magical girl!" Emiya Kiritsugu said again, his tone as firm as before.

Damn, why! !

Just imagine if Kiritsugu Papa became a magical girl, and suddenly had a transformation during the Holy Grail War, wearing a pink girly dress, and a weapon that was so cute that it exploded.

My mother duck!

Mrs!Mrs!Your husband - he's wearing women's clothes!

It's still the kind of cute and explosive women's clothing!

Brain!Oh oh oh, my brain is trembling! !

Leng Fan felt that a large part of his brain cells had died, and looked at Emiya Kiritsugu with a frightened expression.

"Calm down! Kiritsugu! What will your wife and daughter do if you are so impulsive!" The panicked Leng Fan hurriedly stopped Emiya Kiritsugu, his mind was in chaos.

Emiya Kiritsugu, who was smoking a cigarette, looked at Leng Fan with a vicissitudes of life, he knew that Leng Fan was concerned about him, but he had already made up his mind.

"Director, human beings have limits. The harder I work, the more I understand where the limits of human beings are. I have been a partner of justice all my life. Even so, I found that I, who call myself righteous, can't save other people at all!"