The Whole World is Against Me

Damn it!I knew I had turned into a jelly bean man!

If it's a jelly bean person, just pull anyone and you can solve it.

For now!For now! !

Call Rechao first.

Bobby!

Leng Fan dialed Re Chao directly.

"Leng Fan? What are you looking for from me? I heard that you have caused a lot of trouble recently, and you have been promoted to the Big Three?"

"It's a promotion, but I'm not a member of the Bureau of Destruction for the time being."

"Huh? What's going on? Doesn't make sense?"

"You also know that the Bureau of Destruction can't do anything against the top, so I withdrew and will go back in a few days."

"So that's how it is. It's okay if you do it like this. So what do you want me to do?"

"It's nothing. You also know that I've been targeted recently. I need your help."

"What are you busy with?"

"Come here and pretend to be me."

"what???"

"Distract the attention of the higher-ups, after all, now I am being targeted by myself and there is no way to spread my hands and feet."

"Understood. So here comes the question, what are the benefits?"

"I've helped you so much, now you want more benefits??"

"I can't help it... The system and I have finally settled down. Suddenly being pulled by you to help will delay a lot of things. I have to go to work tomorrow! It's only 2000 yuan a month! It's still the off-season, and it's too late to move bricks." No one wants it! I’m afraid that this job for you will disappear immediately.”

"Uh...it's not easy for you. Tell me, what do you want? Do you want money? Others can be considered."

"So how much money do you have?"

"No money! Get another one!"

"I only need money!"

"Ah... how about this, you pretend to be me to grab usury? Five or five cents?"

"This is against the law! I've never done anything illegal before! I need to pay more!"

"..."

It's you, Lay Jiaqian.

Leng Fan's flat mouth was speechless, and he talked for a long time when he was emotional, just to add money.

"Okay! How much more?"

"all!"

"God damn it all! Anyway, leave [-]% for me!"

"I don't! I want it all! You know, it's risky for me to pretend to be you, and you are wanted by the Big Three now, so I'm at great risk!"

"Fine……"

"Good! Where are you?"

"I'm speeding up the world."

"right away!"

slap!

Leng Fan and Re Chao agreed on something and hung up the phone.

Although no benefits were obtained, the plan was still arranged.

Just wait for me to bring someone over to hammer him!

In this way, he can put aside the matter of bullying Hei Xueji.

So... who can I find to hammer Rechao?

Leng Fan got off his horse and crouched on the side of the road, lost in thought.

Why did Hei Xueji suddenly join the group?

It's just... outrageous!

The world must be absolutely against me!

……

And just when Leng Fan fell into deep thought.

Space-Time Destruction Bureau.

Naiyazi: My horse duck!I found the director!

Kame Madoka: Did you find it!Great!

Nia: Where is Father!

Kaneki Ken: Ah this...

Kame Madoka: Tell me, where is the director?

Altair: Regarding this issue... don't be afraid to speak out.

Yoshino: What things have we not experienced?Fear?That is impossible.

Naiyazi: How should I speak?Kaneki, tell me.

Kaneki Ken: Forget it... I can't say it... Altair, come here.

Altair: Me?I'm a girl who really can't speak.

Xiao Meiyan: Covering your face...wouldn't be another embarrassing thing, would it?

Naiko: Indeed...

Kaneki Ken: I really can’t say it.

Ying Manji: It's rare, you guys have things you can't say.

Kaneki Ken: Mainly this matter... too!It's... embarrassing.

Xiao Meiyan: Sure enough.

Kame Madoka: So what is it?

Naiyako: Let me tell you, it’s probably because the director bullied a third-year junior high school girl in a certain world and robbed her of pocket money. My mother knew about it, and the little girl who was robbed joined the group next door when the director was about to succeed. , and then... Oh!

My wife Yuno: This wave of society is dead.

Xiao Meiyan: Bullying the little girl...covering her face.JPG

Lumu Yuanxiang: Still in the third year of junior high...cover your face, JPG

Sakura Manji: Oh!As expected of the director!

Shirai Kuroko: Wow!Stunned.JPG

Riku: As expected of the director!What a shame!How is the scene?

Altair: You should have run away, and the old women next door didn't say a word, probably because they couldn't afford to lose face.

Yoshino: That's too much!So what is the director's purpose?It's impossible to be bored and go bully the little girl, right?

Xiao Meiyan: What else can it be... It must be that I ran to the new world and found that I had no money, and then happened to meet the heroine passing by, so I went up to rob.Cover your face.JPG

Wugeng Liuli: Why the heroine? ?

Madoka Kamu: Only the heroine would let the director bully him like this, he would not like ordinary people, so cover your face.JPG

Five Watches Glass: ...

Nia:? ? ?

Xuehua Qijing: Uh...my father goes out without money for a long time...

My wife Yuno: Cover your face.JPG

Tokisaki Kurumi: Next...won't it be to find someone to pretend to be yourself, and then bring someone over to hammer the person you invited?

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Why do I have the illusion that this is the truth?The hand holding the cigarette trembles slightly.JPG

MC: No one left.

Altair: So what shall we do?

Xiao Meiyan: Of course to stop that bastard from messing around!If it goes on like this, I'm afraid it will cause a disturbance to the whole city, it's too embarrassing, let's catch it first and then talk about it!So why does this bastard always make troubles all over the city because of little things!

Kame Madoka: I obviously put money in the director's wallet.

Edward: I agree.

Kame Madoka: So why didn't the director come back.

Naiyazi: I'm not sure about that. I'm afraid there's something wrong with the bureau.

System Will: Nani!The dignified Big Three are actually not easy to act?

Lord God: Don't make trouble, who doesn't know how powerful the Big Three are, everyone played with all their strength in the expansion round before, and it's really hard to say if they match up again.

Riku: No matter what, everyone will silently support the director!

Shirai Heizi: The premise is that this embarrassing thing does not happen.Cover your face.JPG

Riku: This is part of the plan!Forcibly hypnotize yourself.JPG

Yoshitona: I always feel like it was just an accident.Cover your face.JPG

The first thousand 190 eight chapters is this a war?

Speed ​​up the world.