The Whole World is Against Me

Kaneki Ken: Stomp the bamboo shoots!You bastard actually fell into trouble!

Lumu Yuanxiang: Everyone, sit still, there is a speed bump ahead.

Accelerator: Wait!Let me fly first...

Yuriko: Hahahaha!Accelerator delivered again!I am different!Right, stupid step!What about people?Stupid step, where are you?

Ayumi Aikawa: I don't know either... I just shook and flew, and I don't know where I went, maybe in the corner of the back seat, look for it.

Yuriko: Let me see...

Night King: Wo Ri Hao Ji Ba cool!

Nunnally: ...

MC: Don't swear!

Yaoh:……

Leng Fan: Where are the old things?What about intelligence?

Joseph: Come on, come on, Fang Tian has no delivery recently.

Leng Fan: It's a pity, then start plan B!

Nayako: Plan B?

Leng Fan: Very simple!Naiyazi, you sneaked into Fang Tian's toilet and put the bomb in it. We'll wait outside, and we'll blow him up as soon as he enters the toilet!Then ran up to laugh at the first time!

Naiyako: Hey!gross!

Yoshino: You're actually lying!

Lumu Yuanxiang: Can I change to a non-disgusting one?Madoka showed tired eyes.JPG

Akahito: I'll forget about blowing shit... It's disgusting if I don't chew it.JPG

Leng Fan: emmm...then what should I do?I want something that will leave a deep impression on the other person, something that can be remembered for a lifetime.

Edward: The compensation of one billion yuan plus repairs one by one, I think it can be remembered for a lifetime.

Leng Fan: But we have to choose an explosive debut, otherwise the bomb in my hand will be in vain.

Nayako: Introducing the Explosion (Physical).

Emiya Kiritsugu: How about direct fire coverage?I feel like a blast!We can even get the Commander's space-based artillery to back it up a bit.

Commander: ...

Will of the Earth: Come, come, I'm on my way, wait for me!

Sakura Manji: Where did you go before?

Will of the Earth: I met someone who littered the place before, beat me up, wiped out a wave of recruits from the special department, and kicked down an illegal supernatural organization next door, and now I am on my way.

D:……

Ken Kaneki: You are so colorful...

Leng Fan: Never mind!Put in a courier first!No more!

……

In this way, Leng Fan and the others arrived at Fang Tian's residence, and they couldn't help showing teasing smiles at a glance.

yo!Good guy, he still lives in a small villa!

The appearance of this villa really makes people cry, and I can't help but think of the spirit in the sky of my own villa.

forget about it!Just do it!

Leng Fan took out the bomb and packed it quickly, even prepared a pink package with the word Fang Tian kissed on it in girly fonts.

"I don't believe that you don't even open the express delivery!"

After finishing all this, Leng Fan showed an expectant smile on his face, and then rushed forward with the courier in his arms.

The first thousand and 170 chapters wait for him to recover first!

Ding dong ding dong!

The doorbell of the villa was rang by Leng Fan, but soon the villa remembered the sound.

First, the video conversation at the door was connected.

"Which one?"

"Is this Mr. Fang Tian? Here is a copy of your courier, please sign for it."

"express delivery?"

"Yes, you watch."

Leng Fan picked up the courier and pointed it at the camera, affectionately looking at the pink package and Fang Tian's location.

I don't believe that you will not accept the express delivery with the words "from girls" in pink!

Ha ha ha ha!Only men know men best!

I'm already sure of winning this game! !

As a result, Fang Tian was stunned for a moment, and said subtly:

"Sorry, I refuse to accept it, you can return it."

"..."

???

Leng Fan couldn't help being stunned when he heard this, the rejection was not in the plan.

why?

Although I really want to ask, couriers generally don’t ask why they refuse to accept…

So stiff!

"Okay, I'll go back."

Leng Fan said to Fang Tian with a half-smile, and then ended the call.

Then he turned silently and returned to the co-pilot of the limousine.

"It's done?" Yuanxiang Lumu couldn't help asking strangely when seeing Leng Fan come back.

"Madoka, why did you reject it?"

Leng Fan assumed the pose of a thinker with a puzzled look on his face.

"Uh... I don't think most people would accept it, right?"

"No, I purposely showed him the pink packaging and the imitation of Miss Sister's handwriting. How can a man refuse such things?"

"What if people don't like Miss Sister?"

"No way?"

"Want to try again?"

"alright."

Feeling incredible, Leng Fan thoughtfully tore off the pink packaging, replaced it with a straight man's black, and then sketched in the handwriting of a pure man.

Appeared at the door of Fang Tian's villa again and rang the doorbell.

"Huh? Why is it you again?"

"There is another courier that is also yours, do you want to accept it?"

Impossible, as a man, how can he receive such a courier.

As a result, Fang Tian looked at it and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said seriously:

"I'll be out right now."

"..."

For a moment, Leng Fan felt a chill behind him, and his face darkened, for fear that Fang Tian would suddenly appear behind him.

The thing that a man fears the most is that a gay guy suddenly appears behind him without showing any signs of expression.

It was the trembling and fear from the soul, and by the way, the chrysanthemum tightened!

crunch.

The door of the villa was opened, and Fang Tian, ​​who had black hair and black eyes, came out wearing white short sleeves and flip flops looked very casual.

He walked in front of Leng Fan and looked at Leng Fan strangely.

This guy's dark circles are so heavy, it looks like he has worked hard.

"Do you want to sign?"

"No, just accept it."

Leng Fan sent the courier over in a dull manner, completely unaware that things suddenly became so simple.

When Fang Tian's subordinates delivered the courier back, Leng Fan returned to the car quickly, sitting on the co-pilot feeling the chill behind his back, and at the same time fell into deep thought.

"Am I wrong, or has the times changed? Why is it that no one wants the cute pink girl's packaging, but the straight guy's black and bold macho notes are instantly accepted?"

"Ah... it's hard to explain this kind of thing, maybe it's a matter of luck and success."

Kamu Yuanxiang showed a tired look in his eyes, he couldn't explain this situation, although it was reasonable, but there was definitely something wrong.

"Is there something wrong with me, or is there something wrong with the world? Is it wrong for me, or is it wrong for the world? Why are young people XP so weird?"

Leng Fan sat in the co-pilot and fell into thinking about life, which is so unreasonable!

There is no logic at all!

Sure enough, the principles of the predecessors are not nonsense.

Reality is more illogical and scientific than fiction.

Sometimes sitting at home and watching the news is more exciting than reading novels. It’s like Mad has cat cakes!