My Two-dimensional Unscrupulous Life

Katohiko said with a smile, because Minakami Saya also has a strong sister attribute, which made Qiong feel the crisis, and it must be under her pressure that she recklessly dedicated herself.Xiangzi nodded and said, "Yes, Kato-kun, are you patrolling the mountains?"

"Well, the queen asked me to patrol the mountain."

Katohiko thought of a certain episode in Journey to the West, and smiled knowingly.Xiangzi asked blankly, "Queen? Are you talking about Iroha?"

The Minakami family and Kasuga's family friend, Shoko and Iroha are quite acquainted, but Katohiko calls her queen, and Iroha doesn't have that kind of temperament. Katohiko couldn't help but smile, stretched out his hand to touch her head and said: "No Iroha, Senior Busujima, I was only joking, by the way, you are going to take care of the little fox and I will go with you."

"But... aren't you working now?"

Shoko said hesitantly, Kato Hiko said, "It's not just behind the shrine, the first mountain is also the scope of my inspection."

Katohiko was worried that she would go into the mountains alone. Although the first mountain was like the back mountain to the children in the village, Katohiko was a mountain boy who slipped through the net, even a small squirrel was enough. Lethal to Xiangzi.

"Um...that's fine.

Shoko also wanted to stay with him for a while, and walked with him with a blushing face. Katohiko naturally stretched out his hand to hold her hand, making Shoko lower his head. When the two came to the suspension bridge, Shoko couldn't help approaching He, after all, the suspension bridge, even if he is used to walking, still makes people feel a little terrified. Katohiko is not holding hands, but directly hugging her waist, looking at Xiangzi shy but cuddly It reminded him of something like the suspension bridge effect.

Thinking of this, Katohiko deliberately shook it, causing the bridge to shake, Shoko couldn't help but tightly grasped his clothes, Katohiko let out a smirk, and said in his heart: "This is the tuned 'Bridge Shock!'" ".

Chapter 622 I hugged my sister. Of course, Hiko Kato was just playing around. He wasn't really planning to scare Shoko. After the two of them crossed the suspension bridge, they soon came to the little fox Kyouta's place. After leaving, Xiangzi happily fed it with dog food and water, and the little fox also called out to her affectionately, which made Xiangzi's face even more joyful. Katohiko was a little surprised, a wild fox would be so close to people, It's rare.

You must know that even tamed cats and dogs will become very ferocious if they become wild dogs, not to mention that they are authentic beasts. Considering that the Xiangzi family is of the blood of the goddess, it may be a little different. After all, Yinzi has lived on him for so many years. , It is also safe and sound with wild animals.Although she is not afraid of any beasts with her force.

"Okay, Xiangzi, let's go back."

"Chirp."

Hearing the little fox's cry, Shoko looked reluctant to let go of "Eight Four Seven", but obeyed Katohiko's words and said goodbye to it and left. Seeing her turning around every step of the way, Katohiko couldn't help but shook his head and said, "Actually Wild animals are not a good thing if they get too close to humans."

"why?"

Shoko thinks that cute animals should be very happy if they get close to people. Hiko Kato said, "Wildness is the cornerstone of their survival in yewai. If they are too close to people, they will not be able to survive outside. Have they been taken care of? tamed pets and livestock.”

Nature and human nature sometimes conflict like this, and Katohiko suddenly thought that although the goddess and human beings in this Two-dimensional world belong to "earth people" in essence, they represent civilization and barbarism, and the goddess is far closer than them. The backwardness of human beings has led to the tragedy. It is essentially the same as the little fox being close to human beings. Maybe the owner loves it, but others like its meat and fur. If there is no guard against human beings, then Something happened to the master, and it was very possible that someone would eat the flesh.

Thinking of this, Katohiko felt emotional, Yinzi's narration combined with the plot he had seen in the real world back then, the first generation of goddesses was really miserable, no wonder she died with so much resentment.Xiangzi was slightly taken aback when he heard his words, but also thought about it, nodded and said: "Indeed, the teacher has also taught this kind of thing, after all, the mountain village is backed by the mountain. The school teacher taught some common sense and postures about wild animals, so that they should not take it rashly." It's normal to get close, Kato Yan took her hand and said: "Beasts are dangerous after all, accidentally biting you even if it's an unintentional mistake is a threat to your life, we shouldn't go to it with our love. If you take plain clothes or interfere with the laws of nature, otherwise there will not be much good results.

Xiangzi was a little dazed when he heard it, and didn't understand why he said it so cautiously, but he felt his kindness, nodded and said: "Well, after Gong Tai is hurt, I will say goodbye to it."

The two soon came to the suspension bridge again, this time Xiangzi took the initiative to put his arms around his waist, and Katohiko couldn't help laughing and said, "Living here since childhood, you are afraid of this suspension bridge?"

Xiangzi blushed and shook his head, whispering, "I'm afraid when I'm with you.

"Obviously Shoko, although young and shy, knew that he did it on purpose before. Hiko Kato laughed, and suddenly stretched out his hand to a princess to hug her. Shoko's body was very light. She exclaimed and instinctively stretched out her hand to his neck, Kato Yan said, "Aren't you afraid now? "

lMn Xiangzi is still at a light and soft age. Katohiko slowly walked across the suspension bridge with her arms around her, and then let her down. Xiangzi leaned against him weakly, and said for a while, "You're scary again."

"It's scaring you there, obviously I love you" Katohiko said with a smile, although he likes sisters with long xiongdatui like Bujima or Shiwa, but for this kind of love, young girls who have just grown up are also very fond of it. Interested, after all teasing them is also a very fun thing.Xiangzi lowered his head and said in a mosquito-like voice, "You... Kato-kun, do you really like me?

Katohiko was taken aback for a moment, but he said affirmatively: "Of course I like it, otherwise how could I kiss and touch you." Taking kissing and touching as a sign of liking, Katohiko felt that his old face was slightly shaking It's popular, so all the idiots in the country are philanthropists.Of course, there is no hypocrisy in the words that Kato Yan likes her. Kato Yan feels that he has picked up countless girls all the way, but he has not ushered in the end of Brother Cheng. Their figures, black silk, appearance, etc. are superficial, or their abilities, personalities, etc. are introverted. If you like them, you don't need to deliberately distinguish between high and low. "Then...you hugged... yesterday, right?"

Hearing Katohiko bluntly saying that she likes herself, Shoko seemed happy and shy at the same time. She plucked up the courage to ask about Qiong. There are some implicit sayings in Japanese, such as I love you, which translates into the moonlight is so beautiful, hug In fact, it means making love.This kind of topic is really embarrassing for a little girl.

"Well, it did.

Katohiko is honest, so I can't hide this.Xiangzi couldn't help but look a little dark, and Katohiko whispered in her ear: What's the matter, do you want to be "hugged" by me too? "

Xiangzi froze, shaking his head in a panic, Katohiko kissed her hot little face, and then said: "It's still too early, there are some accidents and other reasons in the sky, Xiangzi will definitely be able to become a partner with Satsuki." For a beauty like auntie, I am looking forward to that day."

Xiangzi blushed to the point of burning, and said weakly, "This kind of thing...isn't only for couples...?"

"Yeah, so you're my little wife booked."

l Shann Xiangzi accepted this statement, but didn't he only have one wife?It was hard for her to imagine how her mother would react if her father had another woman. Katohiko naturally saw her doubts, and felt that she still had to explain: "Actually, I, 2.7, have always yearned to become Toyotomi Hideyoshi. People like that."

"Eh? The Taiko Hideyoshi who took the sixth demon king and became the world's people?" The history of this Two-dimensional world is so strange. Oda Nobunaga turned out to be a woman named Oda Nobuna, and other generals They are all girls, only Hideyoshi Toyosari is a man, and finally married all the lords. Because of this chaotic relationship, Katohiko's history class in this world is very poor, which can be regarded as the only weakness in his grades.

"Yes, my ambition is to become a member of the world, but what I want is not the so-called world, but to build a castle of my own, which is my harem, Oda Nobuna, and my goal is the world Sow the cloth."

Katohiko brazenly and straightforwardly stated his dream, leaving Shoko stunned for a while...

Chapter 623 Life Winner (The Finale!) "What's wrong, Xiangzi, do you hate my ideal?"

Katohiko saw that Shoko was in a daze, and immediately asked, Shoko said in a messy way: "No more...

"Actually, I just want those who like me and the girl I like to be happy together." Xiangzi was taken aback by his sincere eyes. The girl's worldview is still not fully formed, although she feels that his The idea was a bit wrong, but he didn't refute it, Katohiko kissed her little face again and said: "Okay, go back, don't think too much, I never force any girl to accept my ideal, but even if With the Shura field, I will go on firmly."

Shoko touched the kissed cheek in a daze for a while, then walked down the mountain, Katohiko looked at her lonely figure, Katohiko let out a breath, knowing that his ideals are unfair to girls, but this is his I am afraid that the pursuit of life cannot be changed. After all, God gave him the opportunity to be reborn in such a Two-dimensional world. Naturally, such an adventure cannot be wasted. Death under the peony flower is the way to end his life.

After patrolling the back mountain again, Katohiko returned to the shrine and started working. The morning time passed quickly. When Katohiko was about to leave to go to Satsuki's house for dinner, Kasuga Iroha stopped him and said:

06 "Kato-kun, let's have lunch at the shrine."

"Eh?" "Why do you look unhappy? Pojima cooks the food himself, could it be that there are people waiting for you at Aunt Satsuki's house who are reluctant to leave even during lunch time?"

The shrine maiden with short green hair said with a smile, Katohiko thought about it, no matter where she eats, she will always be accompanied by a beautiful woman. It is also possible to increase her relationship with Sister Bujima Yuko by the way today, and said immediately, "Then I will accept this." Good intentions, but I need to talk to Auntie Gaoyue."

"Ann, I've already called Auntie Satsuki."

Iroha shook his mobile phone, and Katohiko couldn't help but said: "Hey, it's already cut first and played later?" Even though he said so, he didn't have any dissatisfaction, and said directly: "I'll go to the kitchen to beat up Busushima-senpai In the kitchen, Keiko Busujima was not wearing a shrine maiden costume, but was busy in ordinary casual clothes with an apron, when she heard someone coming in, she turned her head and saw him and said, "The kitchen is so hot, what are you doing here? "

"I want to help.

""No, cooking is a woman's business, it's cool there, you can go there to enjoy the cool.

Although Keiko Bujima had good intentions, it sounded like a curse. Katohiko saw that her forehead was sweating, and even the clothes on her back were stained with sweat. Cool off."

Poison Island surprised Zilan Xinhui, felt his gaze, and gave him a blank look but didn't say much. Although she didn't agree with him to help, she let him take it with her in the kitchen. After more than half an hour, the shrine The three of them sat in front of a small square table, Busushima and Iroha both knelt and sat on the table, although the table was not rich, but it looked delicious.Katohiko feels trapped by two giants: