My Two-dimensional Unscrupulous Life

My Two-dimensional Unscrupulous Life" Author: woxinkebi

This is a story of an otaku living a shameless and unscrupulous life through Two-dimensional

This is a story about a super gentleman seducing all kinds of girls in the Two-dimensional world

This is the story of a scumbag driving the Crystal Palace crazily in a Two-dimensional world

Don't be afraid to be deceived by the introduction, the introduction of the author is very disciplined

Yukino Yukino, Kasumigaoka Shiyu, and Nan Xiaoniao are all unruly by the protagonist in the book (this story and characters are purely fictitious, if there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental, and do not imitate.)

Chapter 1 My Two-dimensional Life Is Not Like This

Why do the dimensional world and the three-dimensional world become more and more similar?

This is completely different from what I imagined! As a traveler from another world, Katohiko feels very bad now, completely without the excitement and excitement of just coming to this world!

As a Chinese otaku dreaming of a Two-dimensional girl and life, I have thought countless times in my heart what would happen if I traveled to the Two-dimensional world one day, and the answer to this question has also appeared in my mind countless times, almost every answer The whole is so beautiful and full of longing and longing, the charming Crystal Palace, all kinds of two-dimensional yin girls that make people intoxicated, but why is it really time-traveled now, but why is the final answer not what Kato Yan wanted? ?

Especially when you feel the terrifying and icy breath behind you that is almost like the Antarctic. "Student Yukinoshita, you really like reading books." Facing Yukinoshita Yukino's cold gaze, Katohiko felt very embarrassed, he couldn't remember how many times he asked this question this month, However, every time he looked at Yukinoshita Yukino's unapproachable expression, Hikobe Kato didn't know how to greet this Yukino.

．Yukinoshita Yukino didn't answer, but just looked at Katohiko coldly, because this was also the first time she had heard this question this month, and with her temperament, she was a little patient for the first time, as for after that, then Just hehe.

If it weren't for the fact that it was Katohiko who asked her the question, Yukino would not even glance at the department. Although she was named the number one beautiful girl in Sobu High School in less than a month after the start of school, just look at those and this number one girl. You will know the fate of those boys or girls who strike up a conversation with the beautiful girl. In the entire first-year class l, the only person who has had a normal communication with this beautiful girl is Kato-san, so it is another title parallel to the first beautiful girl. It's the Snow Maiden!

"Is there any club you want to join, such as the Ministry of Literature and Art?

After Katohiko finished asking, Yuki still looked at him coldly, without any intention of answering, but at this time Yuki's aura became even more terrifying and cold, and Katohiko knew that Yuki's patience in communicating with him today was gone use up all.

"Kato-kun, I really envy you, you can actually become friends with Yukinoshita-san" Looking at Yukinoshita Yukino's back, Katohiko is a bit regretful, today's exchange with Yukino-san ends here, but looking at Yukinoshita Yukino left the classroom during her lunch break, and other classmates who were photographed with her icy aura surrounded her and kissed her "Yeah, although Yukinoshita is a bit difficult to get in touch with, she is the most beautiful girl in the school, by the way How did you, kid, get on good terms with Yukinoshita?"

"That was one of my ex-wives." Sensing the jealousy of the boys around him, Kato-san said proudly.

Although it is said that after meeting Yukino Yukino in the Two-dimensional world, she did not speak many words to this Yukino, but compared to these people around her, she is much better. At least, this Yukino is willing to communicate with him, Although this opportunity to communicate is bought with one's life!

"You kid said something like this again, what about your ex-wife, why do you think we will believe it?"

"Yes, how could Yukinoshita-san be your former wife, and Kato-kun, do you think you are someone who can open a crystal palace? Do you think you are Hayama-san? No matter how you look at it, Kato-san doesn't look like standing What about the people at the top of the food chain?"

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So Kato-san's nickname, "Fantasy Kato-kun", resounded throughout Sobu High School just like the nickname of the only boy who can communicate with Yukino.

In short, although Kato-san has become a celebrity in Sobu High School after only one month in this world, but becoming a celebrity and becoming a celebrity in this way is really not what Kato-san wants.

So the three-dimensional world is too boring. Looking at Ru Wu Beast San, students, Kato-san muttered to himself.

It’s just that Kato-san completely forgot that this world used to be a two-dimensional world, but now it’s a three-dimensional world. However, the important symbol of the Two-dimensional world is the same. Although the Two-dimensional world is becoming more and more like a three-dimensional world, Kato-san, just like Yuki-san, only needs to look at this delicate lunch box in her hand to realize clearly , although this world is more and more like a three-dimensional world, but this is still a two-dimensional world after all!

Of course, apart from Xuenv and Bento, what also makes Katohiko very clear that this world is completely different from the world he used to be is that this world seems to have no Lao Xu, no Madoka, no Miss Pao and many more.

After all, in order to be able to live, he has seriously studied the world. Although communicating with Xue Nu every day is the most important thing for him, he also needs to live. As a high school student, he has no intention of continuing to work in a convenience store, and he also has no intention of asking his guardian for living expenses. After all, although his body is related to that guardian, his soul is related to that guardian. The guardian doesn't have the feelings of relatives, and it's not good to ask him for money all the time, so after coming to this world, although the communication with Xuenv has become the most important thing for him, but other than that, he still has a good relationship. Learn about this world.

Although this two-dimensional world is more and more similar to the original three-dimensional world, it is still completely different. And English, but in the Two-dimensional world, the shady English pronunciation is particularly cute, this is also one of the fun of the fantasy Kato-kun who comes to school every day,

In addition to English class every day, other time or other classes are his rest time, or his spare time, which is time for other things. For example, at this time, the imaginary Kato-kun is For his future Two-dimensional mainstay, he wrote a certain scientific masterpiece of a certain hippopotamus. In his previous life, he was called the catalog of magic forbidden books that nerds jokingly called the masterpiece of the universe!

Because this masterpiece of the universe is the easiest to copy, Kato-kun at this time should copy Monogatari series or Suzumiya series and other works, he does not have the writing style, he is not someone who can write the whole work silently Time-traveling masters, although it is said that he also has a cheat after time travel, but that cheat has nothing to do with copying.

Of course, Kato-kun also wanted to write the Monogatari series and the Suzumiya series in the past, but after a few days, he only wrote a few hundred words, and he gave up, so for the time traveler, Hippo-kun is still cuter.

"Kato-kun, what are you writing?

Kato-kun, who had already entered his own world, didn't notice that school was over at this time, and a girl with brown hair was already standing beside him.

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Chapter 2

Sobu High School in Mikha City is a fairly normal two-dimensional Japanese high school. What is a normal two-dimensional Japanese high school?

In Kato’s memory, as an otaku who often fantasized about living in the Two-dimensional world, in his previous life, he had studied the three-dimensional world, what kind of situation is Japanese high school? Yuan's Japan, there are many high school girls' school uniforms are sailor suits with short skirts.

But a large part of the schools are still quite conservative, retaining the style of decades ago, even if there is a sailor suit, it is also paired with a long skirt. It can be said that in a normal three-dimensional Japanese high school, girls’ school uniforms are shirts or sailors. Most of the clothes are actually matched with knee-length skirts, and like the one standing next to me, a white shirt is paired with a black and white plaid skirt, especially the length of the skirt only reaches the hips, which is only available in the Two-dimensional world. have!

After all, in the three-dimensional world, no matter how open the school is, it will never allow its students to wear such short skirts.

Of course, compared with the general Sobu High School girls, this girl with tea hair is dressed a little differently. There are two or three buttons on this girl's shirt, which is more than two scales bigger than Xuenv's plumpness. The breasts are almost ready to come out. The girls' school uniforms of Sobu High School are actually not so H, but I don't know why, but the ordinary girls' school uniforms of Sobu High School are worn by this danzi girl with the kind of support that Sao wants to [dry] 【例】The girl's feeling.

Why do the same clothes have a completely different temperament when worn by Xue Nu and Tuanzi?

Is it because the Tuanzi classmates are more full of European style?

Kato-kun thought inwardly after glancing at Danko classmate secretly.

Of course, at this time, Danko-san has no idea what Kato-kun is thinking in his heart. It would be interesting if he knew.

Index of Magical Forbidden Books 7 Kato-kun, are these novels you wrote?

Yuihama Yui took Katohiko's notebook and looked at it again and again and asked uncertainly.

Well, this is indeed the story of the novel. After withdrawing some haughty eyes and thoughts from the unsuspecting classmate Danzi, Kato-kun looked around the empty classroom with some guilt, and Kato-kun breathed a sigh of relief, although he said I have known Tuanzi for a month, but why does Kato Junbu feel guilty when I go to a custom shop and get caught by an acquaintance every time I am with Tuanzi? Is this the special temperament of Tuanzi?

Of course, Kato-kun would not dare to tell Danko-kun what he thinks in his heart.

Why can't I understand it at all? 7 This is just random graffiti, it's normal if you don't understand it, well, that's it." Looking at the somewhat disappointed brown-haired girl, Kato-kun nodded confusedly.

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