The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

"Hey, senior, I have a question."

"Well, say it."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu lay in Ye Zheng's arms, gently closed her eyes, enjoying the caress from her boyfriend. As mentioned earlier, the two of them fooled around for a long time and finally remembered to write a novel, which was probably completely forgotten again. , anyway, the author's job is to fish from the very beginning, so he will definitely be forgiven.

"Why did senior sister put her hand under her skirt just now?"

"..."

"Did senior sister awaken some strange hobby?"

Giggle...

It sounded like a rodent started grinding its teeth frantically.

"Actually, I can do it for you. You don't have to work so hard, senior."

sizzle...

This breath, it seems that a little more haste can set off a strong wind at any time.

Even if he deliberately didn't look at her face, Ye Zheng knew that Xiazhiqiu Shiyu in his arms was probably about to explode at this time, but he didn't feel the terrible dark aura before, it seemed that it was just Pure shame and indignation?

Ye Zheng is not an idiot. Judging from this performance, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu doesn't look like he has awakened the sick and delicate attribute at all. The vivid blackening before is probably just pretending. He was playing tricks on him!

"Man! Scum! Jun!"

Although there was such a highly possible guess in his mind, Ye Zheng didn't intend to expose her, not because the senior sister was still gnashing his teeth at this time, the words full of danger came to his ears.

"Um...uuu..."

Without any hesitation, Ye Zheng lowered his head and kissed it, and then bravely stick out his tongue. Although this seems to have become an instinctive action, Ye Zheng is not worried at all whether he will be bitten by the furious senior sister break.

There is no doubt that Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu would not do this, not because she was bluffing just now, but because she is also used to it. After feeling the flexible foreign object in her mouth, her immediate reaction was to use her own Tongue wrapped around it, and when she realized the situation and wanted to struggle, it was too late.

My boyfriend is really shameless sometimes, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu has long been aware of this, but he is forced to refresh his understanding of him time and time again, obviously he is deliberately provoking, do you really think that a strong Can a kiss fix everything?

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu will not give in!

Even if there is no way to push his tongue out, there will be no compromise. Even if he leans forward with a stern face, he will definitely hide and not cooperate on purpose!

Her hands will never embrace his neck forgetfully, and she will never close her eyes involuntarily because of sensory stimulation...

No matter how long she has to persist, she will not let the scumbag succeed!

Ye Zheng didn't know what the girl in his arms was thinking, and after an unknown amount of time, the two of them parted. His face was slightly astonished, and his eyes met the senior sister's eyes. With a little doubt and exploration.

"So... Senior sister didn't wear fat times..."

Her face, which was already a little flushed due to lack of oxygen, was completely flushed, she retracted her hands from his neck, and slapped his chest hard.

"Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!"

Chapter 736: Bargaining——My Wife Settling Accounts Clearly?

"Go, bring the stool here!"

"Eh?"

"What? Do you have any questions, Mr. Scumbag?"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu folded her arms around her chest, and glanced sharply at Ye Zheng.

"I thought it was a washboard..."

"Shut up! Hurry up!"

The burgundy eyes glared at him viciously, after thinking for a while, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu said to his back:

"Although I don't have that kind of thing at home, it's not impossible to buy it specially for the scumbag!"

"Then there's no need, anyway, senior sister doesn't know how to wash clothes by hand."

"baka! No road race!!"

Of course Xiazhiqiu Shiyu doesn't know how to wash by hand, no, it seems like she is an idiot who doesn't know how to wash clothes. She is just lazy. If it wasn't for laziness, why did she invent a series of electrical appliances such as washing machines and dishwashers?

Therefore, laziness is to promote the development of human civilization. Obviously, this should be the consensus of normal people. The scumbag, the reason why he has objections is entirely because of this pervert. He must never forget to help his sister wash her underwear by hand, right?

Now even miss her?

When there are only two of them at home, they always want her to not wear it, and at the same time, they want to help her wash it with their own hands. Perverted, hopelessly perverted!

Ye Zheng doesn't know what the senior sister is thinking about at this time. If he knew, he would definitely call him wronged. Everything Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu thought was wrong and completely slandered!

He is not so diligent!

If you compare the writing style needed to write a novel, then he is indeed inferior to Kasumigaoka Shiyu, but if it is compared to "fishing" when writing a novel, and laziness in daily life, he is confident that he will not lose to anyone.

As for the very tenacious Yamada goblin who ran out from the depths of the memory bank of his mind, jumped up and hit him on the knee—this person, Ye Zheng, seems to have almost forgotten who it is...

Although before Xiao Bui joined the siblings, he did wash Sagiri's underwear by himself, but it was just put into the washing machine, simply picked up with his fingers, thrown into the washing machine, taken out, and spread out to dry.

There is no doubt that he is not a pervert who is in love with his sister's underwear, not only his sister's, he will not do strange things to a pile of fabric.

I didn't get close to observe, and I didn't smell it with my nose. Of course, I didn't spread it on my head, and I didn't want to try to see the difference between the feeling of wearing it and the boy's. As for stuffing it into the mouth It's even more impossible to taste the taste...

(ps: Of course, the authors of these bad gameplays don’t understand, they are from "Daily Life of High School Boys" and "It would be nice if I had a younger sister"!!!)

However, he had just revealed the little secret of his senior sister, and it was a little secret for his benefit. Of course he would not choose to talk back to her at this time. Be obedient and obedient.

Facts have proved that the senior sister's living habits are really bad, at least Ye Zheng's impression is completely correct, so he didn't find such a thing as a stool in the apartment, he could only bring a chair from the dining table, and put it on the sofa neatly and neatly Side, facing Xia Zhiqiu Shi Yu sat down.

Although he didn't know what the senior sister was thinking, it didn't prevent him from admitting the cowardice and obediently implementing it, like an obedient elementary school student. I don't know if it was an illusion, but the moment Ye Zheng sat down, he seemed to be Behind Kasumigaoka Shiwa, she saw the shadow of Sayuri Sawamura.

There is no doubt that it is an illusion - it is impossible for Sayuri to have breasts at all. Whether it is the memory image in his mind or the touch that he seems to be able to clearly feel on his hands, brain memory and muscle memory have proved this to him.

"Huh? Who told you to sit down?"

"if not?"

"come over."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu stretched out her hand, and patted the sofa next to her twice. Although she pretended to be serious with a stern face, Ye Zheng still felt that she was a little nervous, and the short words were because she was worried that her voice would tremble uncontrollably. ?

Seeing the senior sister's appearance, Ye Zheng of course approached her kindly. As for the cheeks and bones, it seemed that they had never existed at all.

He didn't sit obediently where her palm was patted, but moved closer, almost clinging to the senior sister's body, and stretched out a hand silently, ready to hug her waist.

If it is said that Ye Zheng's "Admitting Counseling" skill has already reached the full level, then "Advance an Inch" is probably only a little bit away from the full level. His performance made Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu almost unrecognizable and laughed out loud Come.

Snapped!

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu patted Ye Zheng's paw that was around her lower abdomen, and gave him a vicious look with wine red eyes.

Although she was almost amused by the scumbag's shamelessness, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu did not forget her purpose. Although she was not as shameless as Ye Zheng, she was also good at seizing opportunities at the right time.

The scumbag is getting more and more excessive. Although she doesn't hate such a scumbag, the shame is already unbearable. If this continues, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu doesn't know what he will be "trained" by him, so of course she We must seize the rare opportunity and train him well!

"My Lady Queen, why did you hit me~"

"To shut up!"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu will not be fooled again!Do you really think that she will fall under his sweet words one after another? It's too naive. Seeing that Ye Zheng is still persistently stretching out his claws, this time he stretched out both hands even more excessively.

Probably not satisfied with just hugging her waist, but planning to hug her and play with her wantonly?

The scumbag's self-regulation ability is too strong, right?Never try to succeed!

"Who allowed the scumbag to sit down!"

"Hi, then I'll lie in the arms of senior sister, thank you senior sister for the lap pillow."

"..."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu couldn't understand at all, how did he fall in love with this bastard at that time, yes, he took advantage of the vacancy, and used disgraceful means to get her when she was sick and weakest, yes, that's how it was !

"Shut up, scumbag, get down obediently!"

Finding a suitable reason for himself in his mind, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu felt a lot better for no reason, and then pushed Ye Zheng down without giving him a chance to refute. Of course, it was different from this morning. He is face down.

"But, I..."

Looking at the laptop that was placed on the chair, which happened to be in front of him, and the pillow that happened to be placed on his chest at this time, lifting his upper body slightly, Ye Zheng was suddenly at a loss for words, although it was a bit uncomfortable , but does seem to be able to codeword.

So, teacher Xia Shizi, how proficient you are, and how many strange codeword poses you have unlocked at ordinary times!

"Any more questions? Boyfriend?"

"Have!"

"You can take off the scumbag's bathrobe."

"I... I don't have the eccentricity of naked coding!"

"Five nights, no, three times..."

Impulsively, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu stretched out her cute little hand in front of him, hesitated for a while, but quickly retracted her thumb and little finger.

"But of course it is my duty to have more inspiration for Teacher Xia Shizi!"

"Hmph, pervert!"

Chapter 737: Finally, Yingli Lili killed him!

The sun, although it wasn't noon, was still dazzling. After her hard work, almost from lunch to dinner, Eri Sawamura finally got the information she wanted to know.

God knows how broken Sayuri Sawamura is!

In fact, I don’t know how many times Sayuri Sawamura saw how obsessed Eriri was with Two-dimensional and she didn’t cling to her mother like ordinary children. However, since then, Such an idea will never appear again!

She never knew that Yinglili's haunting skills are so skilled and terrifying. Of course, what's even more frightening is her awkward persistence. She would rather annoy her from noon to dinner soon than take the initiative a little more frankly. Open your mouth and ask.

Such a hopeless daughter is really enough!

Sayuri Sawamura lay helplessly on the sofa, as if she had been spoiled by playing, it was not unreasonable for her to be better than blue, she thought that her bad taste would definitely be able to wear away Ying Lili's dishonesty, however, It turns out she lost.

Ever since I heard Eriri talk about everything after I went home last time, and I also saw it later, the trash can is terrible, the first dish that Erili made by herself in her life, Sayuri Sawamura has already made up her mind, and she will definitely eat it in this life. I won't let Yinglili into the kitchen!

(ps: Chapter 276.)