I Don't Want to Be Kept in Captivity by the Holy Maiden

Just after putting down the newspaper, the two little girls sitting opposite Lei Meng laughed and played for a while, and praised him with a smile.

There were three children sitting opposite him, two girls and one boy, all short and cute, well, the boys looked a little old-fashioned, and their skin was a little dark, the two girls were okay, although they were a little dark, but they were much better than that boy up.

"Thank you, you are also very cute, uncle has candy here, do you want to eat?"

When the two little girls with smiles on their faces heard Lei Meng's words, their mouths shrunk and they were unhappy.

The older-looking boy had a dark face and said in a deep voice, "You should call them aunt and uncle, we are dwarves."

Raymond: (? Words?)!

Ten thousand grass and mud horse mythical beasts galloped back and forth in Lei Meng's mind, your uncle, isn't the dwarf's height too low?How tall is this? 1.3 meters?Or 1.4 meters?

Also, are the girls of the dwarves so tender?

Finally, what the hell is asking him to call aunt and uncle?Are you sure you're not taking revenge on him?

"Ahem, I'm sorry, it turns out that you are friends of the dwarves. I'm so sorry. I thought you were children."

"Brother, we just came of age this year."

"May I ask how old you are this year?"

"According to the algorithm of our dwarves, we are 30 years old this year, and he is 44 years old. According to the algorithm of your human race, we are just a few years old, and he is in his 20s."

The two little dwarf girls did not hold on to Raymond's rudeness either. Their looks and heights could easily be mistaken for children, and they were used to it. As long as they were not dwarves, they would generally not use iron. Hammer and ax taught them to be human.

"Let's get to know each other again, my name is Raymond, a human race."

"Beth, dwarves."

"Memi, dwarves."

"Mike, dwarves."

The three dwarves sitting opposite Raymond also told Raymond their names one by one. The dwarves are notoriously simple and honest, and love strong alcohol. They are also famous for their exquisite casting technology.

The weapons made by the dwarves are extremely popular on the human side, and are the favorite of mercenaries and adventurers.

Raymond likes this kind of race, and you don't need to worry about being tricked when you get along with them. Of course, don't be too surprised if you meet one or two cunning dwarves occasionally.

"Brother Raymond, you look so pretty when you smile. If you go to our dwarf clan, many younger sisters will like you."

The corner of Raymond's mouth twitched undetectably, the younger sister of the dwarves...should be considered a legal loli, right?

If you really want to find a girl in the dwarves... Then when you walk the street...who would dare to do such intimate behaviors as hugging and holding high?If you really want to do it, you are afraid that you will be beaten to death by the furious crowd as a wretch?

There is a saying about falling in love with cute girls of the dwarves: You are brother and sister when you are 20 years old, father and daughter when you are 30 years old, and grandpa and grandson when you are 50 years old.

He likes cute little loli, but forget about the dwarf sisters, they are legal loli and don't dare to provoke them.

In addition, their height is also flawed. If they want to kiss on the street, they must hug and hold them high before they can kiss.

"Thank you, I already have a girl I like, she is very cute." Raymond declined with a smile, he didn't want to be a pervert.

"That's really a pity. By the way, Brother Raymond, have you made an appointment for the game "The Fourth Natural Disaster: Salvation?"

Beth, with her big eyes and blue hair, glanced at the newspaper, looked up and asked Raymond.

"I made an appointment. I think this is a game that subverts people's three views. I want to try it out. How about you? Have you made an appointment for this game?"

"I also made an appointment, and we also registered a forum account. Let me tell you, the chat function in the forum is so fun, and you can also post some cute emoticons. The people in the forum are also very fun. Their texts are not only beautiful, They are still full of flirtatiousness, I like them, by the way, you can add friends in the forum, have you registered an account in the forum? If you register, add each other as friends."

This time it was Mammy who was talking. Memi had the same hair color as Beth. She was a cute, gossip girl.

"Well, I registered." Raymond smiled.

"Quick, quick, open the forum, let's add friends."

It happened that Lei Meng also wanted to go to the forum to see what those sand sculptures and natural disasters were discussing.

Turning on the magic communication device, Raymond logged into the forum account, well, he has two or three trumpets, as a dog planner, can he have any privileges?

Forum interface.

Dwarf cute girl Meimi: Hehehe, the dog sacrifice plan is really useful. I made a wish before and let me meet a good-looking little brother on the airship. After the dog sacrifice plan, I really let people meet a good-looking little brother , really want to have something to do with him...

Cute dwarf girl Beth: Plus one!The plan of sacrificing dogs can really make wishes come true.

Dwarf hunk Mike: Well, I can testify, but except that I am not as long as his legs, I am better than him in other aspects!

Wukaitang Seal: @圭人烈男庆克, correct me, besides not having as long legs as that good-looking little brother, your whip should not be as good as others.

The dog who grows potatoes: ..... The forum is not an illegal place, @直表骑士, there is a seal driving here, please kill it, cut off its whip and give it to me, thank you.

Lord Kenneth: Order a dog whip and a seal whip, thank you.

Sister control!Sister control!Sister control! : I'm here to find my sister. By the way, I have a plan to sacrifice the dog. I have a wish to be with...

An orthopedic doctor in a certain country: Upstairs, I have prepared a VIP ward and high-quality plaster for you. You can come to me anytime.

[Administrator] Lei Zhe: ... Shouldn't everyone discuss what occupations should be available in this game?

I'm not a saint: who sells kidneys?I want a high-quality waist, and I want to buy it at a high price.

When Raymond saw the ID 'I'm not a saint', his face turned black, Adeline!

ps: The second update arrives, ask for monthly tickets, all kinds of tickets.