You're Lazy, Dracula

Alquette rolled his eyes without saying a word, fell to the ground and passed out.And Caligula clutched his crotch, curled up on the ground like a Pippi shrimp.

"N... Nero..."

He let out a very painful sound, and rushed to the street.

"yeah!"

Naiyazi played two sticks with the crowbar in his hand, and then gestured victory to the people on the chariot.

"complete!"

13. Romulus and Julius

"Couldn't you be gentler?"

Dracula looked at the unconscious Caligula curled up in front of the city gate, and slightly clamped his crotch with empathy.Even though he knew that the thickness of the armor on both sides was very different, but he couldn't stand the psychological discomfort. Just now, Naiyazi's kick kicked his genital leg and kicked several pieces of skirt armor under Caligula to pieces.

Seeing the defeat of the two generals of our side, the soldiers on the city wall also had a commotion, but they soon calmed down. It seemed that someone who could really take charge was about to come out.

Sure enough, not long after, the huge city gate of Rome slowly opened, and a smiling fat man in a luxurious red dress came out from inside.This guy can vaguely see the soft outline from his face. If he lost weight, he must be a handsome man, but unfortunately, he is as fat as a ball now.

"Ah, ah, in this season, there are guests from afar."

This guy rubbed his hands, walked to the front of the chariot, looked at Dracula and the others with a smile, then opened his arms, and said to Dracula and the others in a speech-like posture:

"But is it a distinguished guest or an evil guest? Before entering the city gate, he injured our lovely Miss Alquite, and even the last emperor of Rome, poor Caligula, if a few Your Excellency can't make any compensation measures, but it's really hard to make us feel at ease..."

Dracula looked at this guy's appearance, and there was a familiar aura about him. When Naiyazi was lying to him before, he would have such an expression and smile on his face.And what he said just now can be replaced with more straightforward words. The translation is [you want to leave after offending Rome?lose money!Poke Mu Niang! 】.

It seems that he is a con man with a lot of rhetoric.

Dracula made a judgment for him in his heart. To deal with this kind of guy, he just didn't listen to any of his words.So Dracula took the measures he used to deal with Naiyazi. His ears directly and automatically filtered every word this guy said, and then said to him bluntly:

"We are here to find Miss Nero Claudius, may I ask if she is in the city of Rome now?"

"This question, is Nero here or not? I can't answer your question."

Caesar replied with a smile:

"You know, you just attacked our side, so I obviously can't tell you about Nero first. And whether she is there, when you didn't see her inside, Nero She is not there, but when you open the city gate and see Nero, she does exist... But if you want to open this city gate and confirm the existence of Nero, then you have to pay the corresponding sincerity. Row."

"Oh, so it's gone, right?"

After thinking about it, Dracula replied.Based on his understanding of Nero, such a incident happened at the city gate. If Nero was still in the city, he would have poked his head out of the city wall to watch.And if the people who saw it were Dracula and Elizabeth, the Roman emperor would probably jump off the city wall just like Alquite.

So Dracula believed what Alquite said before that she and Nero were friends.

Thinking of this, Dracula continued to ask Caesar:

"Who are you? Are you the one who can call the shots in Rome now?"

"Ah, I almost forgot to introduce myself."

Caesar covered his chest with one hand, and replied politely:

"I am Gaius? Julius? Caesar, once served as the highest consul of Holy Rome, um, I heard that the name is very famous in the world. I was honored by the descendants of Rome, and I was also pursued With the title of [Holy Julius], I was able to come here as one of the ancestors of Rome during this time. You can call me [Great Caesar] or [Great Julius].”

"Isn't the Caesar recorded in history a handsome guy?"

Nangong asked Dracula that month:

"Why is this Caesar a fat man?"

"This is not the same world."

Dracula replied:

"Even Nero and Xiao Mo are girls, and it's not incomprehensible for Caesar to be fat. Besides, this guy should be quite handsome if he loses weight."

After answering that month's question, Dracula continued to look at Caesar and asked:

"Since you are Caesar, you should have a lot of power to speak in Rome. Let me just say it bluntly, we are here to find Nero. Since she is not here, please tell us about Nero. Where to go. I know this is an extraordinary time, and you probably don't trust any outsiders, and I don't have any way to prove my identity right now. So I'll just lay it out."

Dracula scratched his head and said helplessly:

"If you don't tell us the whereabouts of Nero, I will have to do it myself to extract the information. There will inevitably be bumps and bumps, so I hope you don't blame me. I don't really want to have anything to do with you Roman ancestors. Too much friction, because it will be difficult to deal with it in front of Nero at that time, please discuss it, can you tell me where Nero is going directly."

"This one……"

Caesar reached out to support the olive leaf on his head, opened his mouth and wanted to stir it up, but a calmer man's voice appeared next to him, stopping his words.

"Enough, Caesar, let me come here."

Accompanied by this voice, a very stalwart figure appeared. He was wearing a tall golden helmet and only a pair of shorts that could barely cover his sensitive parts. Muscles are exposed to the air.Compared with Caesar and Caligula, the decoration on this man's body can be said to be very simple. He only decorated a few gold chains on his belt, but judging from the aura exuding from his body, he Stronger than Caesar and Caligula combined.

This man stepped out directly from a burst of golden spiritual seeds, and it seemed that he just passed through the gate with a spiritual body and came here.

"Yes, Lord God Ancestor."

When he saw this man, even Caesar, who had always been cynical, showed a look of respect on his face. He lowered his head and retreated behind this man.

After Caesar backed away, the man who looked reminiscent of "♂" looked in Dracula's direction with his suppressed eyes.

Of course it was useless, he stared at him for a long time, Dracula was still staring at him blankly with the lazy eyes that couldn't raise any motivation.

"Below is Romulus, creator of Rome."

The man said calmly: