My Wife Can't Be a Bba

The last time I came out of that sea area, Li Huamei originally wanted to stay away from me.But later she found out that as a Daming person, she couldn't immediately adapt to life in the technological age without mastering modern technology, so she was taken back by me.

After taking it back, Li Huamei looked at me with defensive eyes every day.

Finally, after half a month, Skaha and I couldn't take it anymore and decided to go out and recall our honeymoon life together.

In other words, how did we spend our honeymoon life at the beginning.No matter, anyway, we started the half-month dog abuse tour with Illya and the others.

It happened that the elementary school started at this time, and Little Jack and Little Binet both went to school.As for Yi Liya, who is a loli in both appearance and heart, but who is 19 years old physically, I will let her accompany Li Huamei temporarily to adapt to life.Facing Li Huamei, Ilya felt somewhat guilty, so she completed her task honestly.

As for why it took so long.How should I put it, no matter how long it takes us to go to a new world, Fuyuki City will only experience it for a moment.Therefore, I told them to go for half a month.

Why does it take half a month?Of course, I once said that I would try to break Enkidu's record, and my last performance in that sea made Skathach agree with me.So, before we went to a new world, we went to a luxury hotel to book a room for half a month.

So, after breaking the record in eight days, Skaha took a six-day break.On the last day, we set off to a new world.

That is the mountains, fields and cultivated land we see now.

"Let's go, let's go to the place where there are people over there." Skaha said to me.

"Yeah." I nodded, and then I started walking down the mountain holding hands with Scatha.

As I walked, I was humming a song from the Celestial Dynasty.

"You carry the load, I hold the lead... No, it's a wrong song. Yes, I plow the fields, you weave, the husband and wife love..."

Hearing my humming, Skaha said to me with a smile: "I can still do things like weaving with runes, but can you plow the fields? In my imagination, I can only think of you With one punch, the entire cultivated land looks like a fish pond."

I spread my hands and said to Skaha: "Well, I really didn't add any life skills, but we can choose to be a ruthless landlord and his wife who force people to sell their sons and daughters. Anyway, it's just me The productivity of the houses I saw definitely did not reach the level when the landlords were overthrown and the workers and peasants became the masters. In addition, even if there were any, it would be a pity that we would fail when we encountered them.”

While walking, I said to Skaha with a smile.

Scathach and I, who possess great strength, are members of the ruling class no matter what.Moreover, Skaha and I don't have any sympathy for the weak, so we don't have the slightest embarrassment to exploit and oppress those who dare not resist.

In other words, if I'm the only one here this time, I'm probably the kind of villain who bullies men and women on the street with a few dog legs and does all kinds of evil.It's just that it's different from ordinary dramas. If someone comes to justice at this time, I will probably be wiped out together.

If it was a heroine, the plot would probably be more interesting.If you are beautiful, you may become one of the victims of my bully; if you are not beautiful, you will probably be dressed up by me and sent to some large ancient clubs to be the top card.

Don't doubt my ability, after all, I have been in Toyo for several years, and I also have a little understanding of the make-up method, one of the four major magic arts in Asia.No matter how ugly a woman is, I can make her Master Li.Of course, men are no exception.

Just as we were laughing and chatting, we found a few robbers with knives ambushing in the nearby grass.

Then, they rushed out and looked at us viciously with knives.

"I seem to be about to find a little confidence." I said with a smile.These people in front of me are no taller than me in terms of height, and they look malnourished.

"Stop talking nonsense, we want Jiese and Jiese." The leading robber yelled at Skaha and me in a vicious tone in Japanese.

"Why not rob money?" I asked curiously.

"You guys wear less clothes than us, do you have any money? Stop talking nonsense, woman, undress me now. That man, you too." The leader said to the two of us with a wink.

Well, I, who only wear short-sleeved shorts, and Scathach, who is wearing tights, really don't look like they can carry a lot of gold and silver.I thought this way at first, and then I couldn't help laughing when I heard the words behind.

"This is the funniest joke I've ever heard." After I finished speaking, I rushed out and hit the robbers who were shorter than me.

Then I knocked them all out with one punch.

"Come on, let's ask them. Although judging from their costumes and language, it should be before the Meiji Restoration and after the Dahua Reform, but we still need to ask when it is." I turned to Scarha Said so.

"Yes." Scathach nodded in agreement.

Then, I started to tie these people up.Of course, the dwarf in the lead who dared to look at Scathach was punched into a pulp by me.

After splashing water, I woke them up.

"Wake up, wake up, now it's our turn to rob money. Don't worry, I won't rob sex." Squatting down and looking at the thieves tied to the ground, I said to them with a smile.

Hearing my words, a rather vicious gangster next to me said viciously to me: "Hurry up and let us go, or the people behind us will tear you two to pieces."

"I'm looking forward to your follow-up troops." I said with a smile.Then, I felt a group of people coming from a distance.

"It's almost night now, let's warm up." I said to Skaha.Then, he rushed towards the bandits.

Then, they were also knocked down by me.

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"The current trophies include one horse and 33 robbers. None of them are strong, and the cooks don't have two catties of meat. The money is negligible." Looking at the robbers tied up by me, I said to Scarha .

"In other words, are these guys useless at all?" Skaha said.

"No, I can interrogate the current situation." I said with a smile.Then I went up to the leading bandit on horseback.

"So, as a leader, can you tell me all the customs and customs of this country?"

"Hmph, do you think I will give in?" The bandit leader turned his head and didn't want to say anything.

Seeing his non-cooperation, I continued to smile and said: "Then, are you going to force me to use some methods to extract a confession?"

Then, under the gaze of his eyes that would rather die than surrender, I walked up to the first robber and took off his thigh with one claw.

"Will this threat make me succumb? I haven't seen such a tragic scene when I was fighting with His Highness Xinyou. This can't threaten me." The leader still didn't give in.

"Who said I was going to threaten you like that!" I said with a smile.Then, I picked up this thigh and said to Scathach: "Come on, wife, borrow a fire."

"I just treat you to a barbecue." I continued to say with a smile.

"Ah?" The bandit leader had some doubts.