Nidhogg Can't Keep Up

"Laser mode."

Press that button again, and the Shining Blade disappears into a katana sword.

"Slicing mode."

Pressing it again, the katana turned into a mercury-like substance, softened and then turned into a saber.

"Hard anal mode."

"..."

Why is this naming style suddenly weird? !Enterprise and Xili looked at each other and felt something was wrong.

Then the admiral pressed it five more times, showing five different shapes in succession. This thing is not a Swiss army knife at all. After several changes, the small sawtooth and auger on it lost their sense of existence instead. Enterprise and Xili looked at it in horror. Holding the alchemy weapon that was forced by the admiral to be called the Swiss Army Knife.They don't know that there is a special weapon for cannibalism called the Seven Deadly Sins, otherwise they will have a deeper understanding of how random their commanders are.

"And there is this flashlight. There is a word spirit added to it. You can use it as a flash bomb that can be switched on and off at any time. Be careful to wear sunglasses. At critical moments... it can also explode."

"...How obsessed are you with explosions?"

Enterprise finally couldn't hold back, and sighed softly.

"It's good that you understand, anyway, you have one task this time, blow him up! It's the fault of those bastards that I can't go home for Christmas. If this is the case, let's set off fireworks."

"Well, Admiral, there are no fireworks at Christmas."

"That's Tianjing's rules. It's just to prevent pollution. We don't care about those, just find a way to give those places a shot."

Patting Xili's waist, Ned Hogg pushed the box over and closed it again, then sat down on it and said.

"Just act, and I'll take care of it later. The gendarmerie seems to have noticed something. The strength of the troops here is rising. Since this is the case, we must hurry up. Tomorrow night will be good, and we will have a good Christmas today."

"Admiral, tomorrow is Christmas, right? Today is Christmas Eve."

"enterprise."

"Yes!"

"If you care too much about these little things, you'll lose your hair."

"Hey——is that so?!"

When can you stabilize your focus...

Looking at the blond-haired sister Yu with fried hair, the boy covered his face helplessly. It is obvious that other people's businesses are very stable. Could it be that his unique summoning method is different from other people's systems?

PS: Although this book is like a dead fish, and it is already an old book, it will not last, but I am still very happy if someone is willing to make a deal.

Well, well, push each other.

"Basic Law of Routine in the Infinite World", the author Meng Jingchan, also known as Xiaomeng.

It's also a new book, and he has at least guaranteed to finish the [-]-word book. Although I think there is such a rich man as the Romans, this guy doesn't need my chapters at all, but since he is in such a hurry, he can mention it.

"One: Never believe the nonsense that the Garden of Eden will not issue mortal missions!

Two: Never try to guess anything from the main quest!

Three: Never believe in any value for money!

Four: Never believe that you are the protagonist, because there are countless protagonists here

If you can do the above three points, then please open the second page of the "Basic Law of Routines" in front of you. There are sixty more items in it, which are...... Listen to the class carefully!The teacher hates people who don't know how to count! "

The above is part of his profile.

PS2: Zhiangang Dafeng, prepare to attack!

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NO.133: Dual-wielding mobile phones are invincible.

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"We found the location of the target, and both are in one place."

The alley where the trash cans are placed is full of filth and darkness. This is also a place where evil breeds. What the girl saw were young men in fancy clothes lying on the ground and rolling their bodies. Their distorted faces have always reflected the pain they are suffering. .

And the person who inflicted the pain was the glamorous woman who stood leaning against the wall and lit a cigarette.

Different from the innocence of most ship girls who can't get off their bodies, most of the ship girls in the gendarmerie can't be described as girls. Of course, this kind of statement does not refer to the physical women whose membrane is broken. It's psychological maturity.

After seeing the unbearable darkness, those who can not fall into it will naturally be much more mature, and this woman is the best among them.

"Also, we have more than two goals."

Slowly exhaling a puff of white smoke, watching the perfect spherical shape twist and dissipate in an instant, the woman glanced at the girl who blocked the light, and asked indifferently.

"Tasks also have priorities. The location of other targets is not yet clear. It is better to catch the two fugitives first. There are also two unregistered ship girls nearby. One of them is the Enterprise. Be careful not to alarm Oh them~"

The purple-haired girl who looked rather weak smiled and handed out the note in her hand.

When the woman took the note, the girl raised her hand to slap the air behind her, and a rectangular black box the size of a suitcase emerged from it.

Rotate the number to unlock the combination lock on it, and then unlock the above fastening mechanism in order from right to left. The box uncovered by the girl is full of dangerous-looking weapons.

From pistols to sniper rifles, small knives to samurai swords, the interior space of this box seems to be much larger than it looks, and there is even a combined rocket reflector in it. This configuration makes the woman stunned. In a daze, he even forgot the cigarette between his fingers.

"Although Chief Lucado is missing, the relationship between the Institute and us is still close. The following weapons are sponsored by Dr. Osger."