Nidhogg Can't Keep Up

"Yeah, it's my first time traveling in Japan, and I agreed with my friends to meet at a cafe..." As he spoke, he felt the strange atmosphere, and the man's voice lowered, "Is there something wrong?"

"No, I just look more and more familiar with you, may I ask your surname?"

"Just call me Jack..."

"Jack..." Jack looked at the other party and read his name in a low voice, then raised his hands...

"!"

"DIE!"

While drinking, he took out two guns from his sleeves!

"Fake!" He actually shot in public!

There was no time to hide, even if he turned his head, the bullet hit his chin.

Bang!

Unexpectedly, the bullet bounced off the jaw, and Nid Hogg was convinced.

"It really is you, alloy chin!" Looking at the silver in the hole on his chin, Ned Hogg's image also changed from casual clothes to robes, and short hair to long hair.

"Crazy! Ned Hogg, you fucking!" Jack was not surprised at all when he recognized Ned Hogg.

"Your fucking Chinese is much more authentic than Japanese. It doesn't even count that you cheated me with 200 base points! I know that crazy flashing McCree is you!" He raised his black and white guns again and aimed at Jack, but Ned Hogg didn't care. It's on the street, "McRae yeah, ass yeah! Die! Die! Die!"

Bang bang bang! ! !Ebony White Ivory fires faster than any submachine gun in live-fire mode.

"Fuck you god of death!" The high-frequency wooden knife instantly appeared in his hand and knocked the bullet away at a speed beyond what the naked eye could catch. Jack looked at the sky, and then threw a smoke bomb, "It's noon!"

"Made is clearly Genji!" He fired again to deflect the reflected bullets, and Ned Hogg rolled over on the spot, "Mu Dao, are you that diabetic!"

The system backpack instantly took out a +5 anger tooth from "Sword Art Online", wrapped the blade with the power of flame, and the flame-colored dragon shape burned all the smoke from the smoke bomb.

"Dragon God の剣を食らお!!!"

"All right, all right, you're the best, you're great at pretending!" The bloody sword slashed 0.5 times in 12 seconds, and the fire dragon was sliced ​​into pieces, but the angry teeth had already been inserted into Lei Dian's chest.

"Tell me, how did you find me." As a biochemical engineer, Lei Dian would not die because of a knife, not to mention that the knife did not penetrate the core under Ned Hogg's grasp.

Although the battle was fierce and massive, it was only in a small area.Under Nid Hogg's control, passers-by turned a blind eye and subconsciously ignored this unscientific scene.

"I added a buff to myself that reduces the sense of existence, what do you think?"

"...Wori, you crazy."

PS1: About Crazy Flash McRae, that is a stalk, you can go to av4934089 at station b for details.However, Wang Laoju also released more similar gameplays the next day.

This up master is my friend, and he often records the 300 and ass we play together. This video is a short video of tm that mentally retarded and dirty Ming cheating me and two other people together.

In addition, that NAMELESS is the dirty name, you pay attention to sniping, as for me, I believe you can recognize it,

NO.5: I heard that knowing God is pretending again.

NO.5: I heard that knowing God is pretending again.

(I went to see Sakamoto’s update on a whim... Fuck, I really have tm hot eyes...)

With a black base and golden patterns embroidered on the cuffs like flowing clouds, the whole dress seems to be natural and reasonable.A black iron fan is hung around the waist, and a very appropriate animal is painted on the hem: Yunlong, and there are more than one.

It looks like the son of a great noble who is out to play.

However, no matter how beautiful and atmospheric, this is modern.

This style of Tang and Song Dynasty clothing will only make you look stupid when you wear it on the street.

Therefore, Nid Hogg set up a disguise, using his spiritual power to interfere with the cognition of any living beings that approached him, this is the ultimate disguise, even the camera can deceive it.

In the distorted cognition, Ned Hogg is just a short-haired young man in a white shirt and black jeans.

"Are you here for a mission?"

Around the protagonist of the "dungeon", the system can always find a lot of trivial tasks and side tasks. Many hosts usually choose to get close to the "protagonist" in order to score points, and protect the "protagonist" from GG by the way. This is no different from Ned Hogg would ask.

"Yeah, in order not to look obtrusive, I didn't even reveal the exoskeleton armor, but used a high-frequency wooden knife." Lighting up the seemingly harmless wooden knife, Jack said in English.

Unlike the mentally handicapped person lying on the bed coding, Ned Hogg is not a scumbag, and he is familiar with English, not to mention that using the language of other regions on the land will also have the effect of keeping secrets.

"Wooden knife..." Ned Hogg asked casually after glancing at the thing on Jack's waist, "How is the quality compared to the diabetic Lake Toya?"

It's really hard to believe what kind of black technology this is, and how high-frequency weapons can be made of wood.

Since no matter what the material itself is, it is not uniform, so the high-frequency vibration of several thousand hertz is added to the material, and the vibration amplitude will have a very slight difference in the uneven place.Due to the high frequency of high-frequency weapons, these tiny uneven vibrations can be quickly accumulated to achieve fatigue in an instant, and coupled with the cutting effect of the weapon body, it can easily cut materials.

This is a theoretical principle, but this kind of vibration is carried out by wooden materials, and only the Two-dimensional one is so unreasonable in Mader.

Thinking that the wooden knife is just an easter egg of that game, it seems that there is nothing to say.

"Although the wood in Sakata Gintoki's Lake Toya is a bit special, it can be cut by mine." Looking at the wooden knife, Jack's gaze was a little distant, and Ned Hogg felt that the two of them should have seen it before.

"Welcome, ah la la, it seems that the two guests are not here for coffee."

With her left arm supporting her right hand and holding the tobacco rod, the charming proprietress looked at the two people who walked into the shop and said with a light smile.

Before they knew it, the two had arrived at their destination.

"I'll pick you up." Nodding, Ned Hogg asked, "Manager Xintang, are they there?"