I Don't Want to Be Licked by Girls Anymore

"Does Xiaoxiao want to learn?" Xie Can looked at Lin Xiaoxiao with a smile. It's interesting to have a threesome.

"I... can learn too?" Lin Xiaoxiao asked cutely.

"Yes." Xie Can nodded seriously.

"Then I'll learn." Lin Xiaoxiao nodded her head heavily, she didn't understand the meaning of Xie Can's words at all, and she was still thinking about what preparations she should make.

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Chapter 380 Six This Year Is A Good Year

2014 is a very exciting year. The popularity of self-media on the Internet will be completely lifted, and countless short videos will be discovered by people. It is also the year of the most rapid development of self-media.

If 2013 was the farming era of self-media, then 2014 has entered the industrial age. In this year, countless geniuses were born, and countless weird Internet celebrities appeared.

People's three views have been impacted by the trend of this era. Weibo has started its own way of brainwashing, and groups such as Little Pink, Fenqing, Pixiaojiang, Cent, Nissei, and Foreign Licking Dog have gathered together.

The Internet is no longer purely social, but has penetrated into all the details of life, from dressing to eating, from weddings to funerals, everything in the world has begun to show on this platform.

In the afternoon, everyone who had lunch gathered at Xie Can's home. Xie Lingyun comforted her parents, took candies and melon seeds, set up two benches, guarded her parents, and explained the process and key points of the filming.

"What's the matter with these clothes?" Xie Can's mother looked at Lin Xiaoxiao and Li Huaran who had changed into men's clothes, and asked doubtfully, "Why are good girls dressed like this?"

"Mom, this is a gimmick, it's just for fun, don't think too much about it." Xie Lingyun blushed for a while, and could only explain in an evasive way.

"Is there anyone watching your nonsense?" Xie Can's father was also surprised. The background wall and equipment looked quite similar, but this attire really made the old man unacceptable.

Although ancient Chinese operas also have crossovers, they also pay attention to the same form.

Lin Xiaoxiao and Li Huaran are quite delicate, and wearing men's clothes directly still has a bit of visual impact.

"Dad, nowadays young people like unique things, and it takes capital to dress up as a man. You see, Xiao Xiao and Xiao Ran are both very good-looking people. If you change them to be ugly, people won't like them." "In order to let her younger brother off the hook, Xie Lingyun racked her brains to talk about the advantages: "So you can't just look at the surface, a gimmick is a gimmick, it's just something to attract people's attention, how to make the audience continue to watch is the key."

The two old people looked at Xie Lingyun in surprise. Although Xie Lingyun was mature in the past, his values ​​still remained on the student's point of view, so he couldn't say such constructive words.

It seems that this year, the siblings have changed a lot.

Qin Huaiyu was holding the camera, Yuqing was in charge of making up shots, Xie Can was sitting on a chair with the script in his hand, Li Kai was standing by next to him, and Ji Ming was in charge of on-site scheduling.

At first glance, this studio is really professional.

But after the filming started, when Li Huaran and Lin Xiaoxiao opened their mouths, Xie Can's parents were dumbfounded again.

"Is she talking about the news? The thief was captured alive by his master because of his foot odor?" Xie Can's mother asked with a surprised expression.

"Ahem, it's just news on the Internet." Xie Lingyun blushed. There were a few funny news at the beginning of the year, all of which were weird things for the Chinese New Year.

"People nowadays are really stupid." Xie Can's mother shook her head and said, "But the way these two children broadcast is really interesting, Xiaoxiao looks very quiet, and she speaks so cutely, which is quite interesting, this child. "

"Hahaha." Xie Lingyun smiled, thinking that this is your son's real girlfriend.

The news that was broadcast next gave Xie Can's parents a sense of why all three members of the family died in the urinal because of a dog, and finally the dog climbed up by itself.What drove back to the village to celebrate the New Year, and accidentally drove into a pond.

Xie Can's parents were stunned when they heard this. So there are so many weird and mentally handicapped people in this world?

"I have to say, if your news is true, then it's really interesting." Xie Can's mother has been traveling all year round and has seen a lot of strange things, but these unimaginable news still make people suspicious. The caution of a generation.

"This is just the beginning." Xie Lingyun was relieved to see that her parents seemed to be able to accept this model initially.

In fact, many self-media are sensationalists. Xie Can’s route can be regarded as a serious talk show with more development prospects, but the object of complaints is what happens around people, not some political events, or stars, the public figure.

Of course, Xiaoran's complaints will also involve this aspect in the future, but this era is too chaotic, and Mu Xiuyu will be destroyed by Lin Feng, no matter how big the background is, it is not Xie Canhulai's capital. The original intention changed, but was coerced by the market.

Or they used to have a pure heart and hoped to use their own platform to make a cry, but in the end this heart was coerced by the market and hidden, turning a blind eye to many things, and even distorting the meaning of some things for the sake of gimmicks.

Xie Can's goal is to turn Xiao Ran's complaints into a more relaxed program. He will not touch too sensitive topics. Doing so will bring benefits in the short term, but in the long run, it will only make enemies!

You can criticize, but do it in your own way.

For example, in the next incident that Xie Can complained about, Huaxia launched the Jade Rabbit to land on the moon, which represented the rise of domestic aerospace technology, but Xie Can used a more intuitive way to make people realize the strength of the country, that is, put A fragment of a space-based weapon.

"Think about it, the universe is so big and we are so small, why do we go to such a big place to explore? Once upon a time, the Americans thought the same way, and then they were massacred by the colonists with long guns and iron cannons."

Lin Xiaoxiao said in a very calm tone: "The present universe is a wasteland. Whoever plants the flag first will be the boss. Maybe our descendants can wear portable space suits and stand on the moon to watch the sun, because our country has this strength."

"Xiaoyou, you will be blind if you look at the sun with naked eyes on the moon." Li Huaran interjected inappropriately.

"Old sister, can you stop raising an argument when I'm so serious." Lin Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and complained.

"As a... serious news program, we have to be responsible for what we say." Li Huaran said solemnly: "I said, I wish I could see you rule the world in my lifetime."

"Old sister, you are amazing, continue." Lin Xiaoxiao clapped her hands and said.

"I said, maybe we still have many flaws and shortcomings, but I believe that the future will only get better and better. From the moment we used the abacus to make a nuclear bomb 50 years ago, the world has been shocked by us. We have Why can't we, who are seniors like us, work hard and forge ahead like them."

Li Huaran said slowly: "I believe that although we always speak ill of some people in our innermost being, we still love this country deeply."

"Well said, I'm about to cry, how about you?" Lin Xiaoxiao clapped her little hands and shouted.

"Who wrote this manuscript, Xiao Bian! Did you take money from others? Is it necessary to brag like this? We are only the world's No. 1 largest country in terms of population, a developing country that the US imperialists have been wary of in terms of size. Blow the hammer!" Li Huaran also began to cooperate at this time, and the atmosphere suddenly became relaxed.

However, Xie Can's parents who were sitting on the side were silent. Are their children doing such a job?Is this the young people of today, the truth has already been told while talking and laughing, and the barrier has been pierced in the middle of the show, from the media!It's really a good thing, the two old people thought to themselves.

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