I Don't Want to Be Licked by Girls Anymore

"Xiao Shiyu, what do you think Xiao Can is doing now?"

"Have you called from time to time?"

Ruan Shiyu pressed the switch interface subconsciously, then turned around and replied.

"Hey, don't I miss him?" Xie Lingyun rubbed her face and said, "Why do you think he has to go out with Lin Xiaoxiao?"

Ruan Shiyu's eyes became sympathetic, not because the big brother likes the weak chicken in your eyes.

"Forget it, it's useless to talk so much, how about you sleeping with me tonight?" Xie Lingyun looked at Ruan Shiyu with a smile.

Ruan Shiyu nodded, then turned her head and continued typing. Although she didn't know when her family would come, it didn't matter anymore. She wanted to live every day well.

……

On the other side, Ji Ming looked at Xie Can who hung up the phone and was silent while holding a cup, his eyes were full of curiosity.

Just a few minutes ago, Xie Lingyun called. Xie Can, who was already in a half-crazy state, suddenly woke up. He stopped talking and his thoughts were more organized. A few words convinced the other party that he was lying on the bed watching TV. , it never occurred to me that this guy was actually half drunk and half awake.

"Senior sister, I'm so tired." Xie Can finished his cup of oolong tea in one gulp, tapped his fingers on the bedside table and said slowly, "I'm obviously a little virgin who has never been in a relationship, but why do you give me so much temptation? "

"Xiao Can, what are you talking about?" Ji Ming asked suspiciously.

"You think women should pursue men, I think men should pursue women, you think men should be taken care of by women, and I think women should be taken care of by men..."

Xie Can said in one breath: "I have no one to pay attention to my little pity, and I have suddenly become a male god sought after by girls. This experience is not good, very bad."

"Why is it not good? Isn't it good if someone likes it?" Ji Ming didn't bother to think about the meaning of Xie Can's nonsense, but said cooperatively.

"You think, there are so many beautiful girls, but you can only choose one, do you feel good?" Xie Can asked seriously.

"It's uncomfortable, but that's how feelings are." Ji Ming said with a dumb smile: "Life is full of ups and downs. If everything is as you think, then this is not life."

"Well said, then I will stop being a human being."

Xie Can picked up the unlucky cup and shouted: "Come, drink."

Ji Ming clinked glasses with Xie Can, dumbfounded, and drank it, thinking that Xie Can must be completely drunk.

However, she was surprised by Xie Can's drinking capacity. She already belonged to the realm of drinking a thousand cups and basically never got drunk. understand.

"Speaking of which, senior sister, why do you like Lily?" Xie Can suddenly asked with a silly smile, "Is it interesting for girls to grind tofu? It's so dirty when two people make it together."

"You haven't tried it, you know a shit." Ji Ming said bluntly: "Girls are interesting with girls, you lick me, I lick you, love-desire is greater than love-desire, it's not you This kind of carnality is understandable."

"That's enough for you, I've never tried it before." Xie Can put down the cup, and shouted unwillingly: "And senior sister, you haven't tried anything with boys, how do you know that there is something wrong between men and women? Is love-desire greater than love=desire?"

"I don't need to try it. I just feel disgusted when I see those dogs and men hooking up all day long. I can have a haircut after meeting and drinking. This is called love. I lack love. What I need is Love, do you understand! Love."

Ji Ming put the cup on the table, and with a 'snap' and the girl's almost broken cry, Xie Can was taken aback for a while.

After shouting out, Ji Ming took a few breaths, picked up the bottle and started pouring wine, and said at the same time: "My father is an orphan, he has never been cared about by anyone, no one cares about my mother's life, why is my mother willing to share with my little one?" Ran that sand sculpture, because she cares about my mother, do you understand? You don’t understand, drink.”

Xie Can picks up the wine glass and touches it with Ji Ming in a daze. He suddenly feels the opposite. He hasn't vented enough about the situation.

"Do you know why my mother likes Lin Xiaoxiao, because my mother thinks she is just like my mother, lacking in love." Ji Ming's beautiful face was full of annoyance: "In the end, you actually filled her up, it's boring! It's really boring, fuck it The old lady actually has thoughts about you now, what a joke, the old lady actually likes a man, pretending to be a dad."

"Hey? Sister, are you interested in me?" Xie Can finally found a breakthrough, and asked with a smile on his face.

"Why, want to reject my old lady, ah bah! My old lady won't give you a chance, can what you say after drinking count? If you take it seriously, you won't even want me to drink with you in the future." Ji Ming came to his senses, rolled up his sleeves and patted The table said: "It's called "putting it down, if you still want to drink, then what happened tonight is all fake, if you take it seriously, then I'll go back to my room and sleep."

"It's not serious, it's not serious." Xie Can clicked his tongue twice and said, "But as soon as you said that, I had an idea in my heart, what should I do?"

"Any ideas?"

"Missing you."

Ji Ming froze on the bed holding the wine glass, she looked at Xie Can who couldn't even speak clearly, but kept scanning her eyes, and asked, "Are you really shameless?"

"Can what you say after drinking count?" Xie Can asked directly.

"Yes, what you say after drinking doesn't count." Ji Ming was taken aback and said with a big grin.

Then she pulled Xie Can over and pressed him on the bed. Xie Can, who was a little unconscious, didn't react at all. He just felt that after a whirlwind, there was an extra Ji Ming on his body.

The girl has practiced dancing for a long time, and her arms still have strength. Pressing his arms, he couldn't move for a while.

"Senior sister, what are you doing?" Xie Can, whose judgment had dropped by 80.00%, didn't realize anything at all, but said impatiently, "Drink as soon as you drink, you're such a slapstick, you think I'm easy to bully."

"What you say after drinking doesn't count, what about what you do?" Ji Ming leaned down, his breath was very hurried.

Xie Can, who had already exhausted half of his rational mind, thought about it carefully, then laughed and said: "Of course, what you do after drinking is nothing wrong, so I want to bully you too."

So, Ji Ming saw Xie Can pinch her Oupai hard with one hand, her body trembled, and she also pinched Xie Can's chest unconvinced.

"Hiss, senior sister, you are really big enough."

"Give me...a little strength." With tears in Ji Ming's eyes, it was strange that Xie Can was actually grabbing her Opie's pointy ball and rubbing it.

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Chapter 220

The Blue Lagoon Hotel is located in the mountains. There are no cars and people. At around ten o'clock in the evening, the outside is quiet and everything is sounding.

The room Xie Can booked was very particular, the balcony faced the lake, and he did a special experiment, the sound insulation effect was very good, even if he made Lin Xiaoxiao scream at night, even the next door could only hear a little movement.