The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

This picture is so beautiful, I can't bear to look directly at it.

Besides...

Why does this picture look a bit weird?

Jiajing gnawing whale penis?

No, I am very pure, absolutely, truly, definitely not cranky, let alone such a heavy topic as Jiajing giving whale mouth X in disguise...

But why do I want to laugh so much?

Yan Song was very lucky, thanks to meeting Li Shizhen, he pushed this unlucky miracle doctor to the front line.Even if Jiajing is allowed to eat whale dicks, the fellow Taoists will not die, and Li Shizhen will be pushed to the cusp of the storm.Otherwise, even if Jiajing was eager to cure his illness at this time and ate the whale penis while holding his nose, he would be very angry when he thought about it in the future.

Hahaha!

Li Shizhen really didn't dislike it, she put her hand covered with whale liquid to her mouth and smelled it, then put it in her mouth and licked it!

Vomit~~~ Yan Song was so disgusted that he almost vomited.

Li Shizhen said lightly: "Well, it tastes similar to fish roe, and it contains great benefits and a man's vitality. People who are not good at certain aspects will definitely have great benefits if they eat it."

He said thoughtfully: "That is to say, although Mr. Yan Ge made a mistake, I think that this thing can be used as medicine to cure the emperor's inaction, and I have [-] to [-]% certainty~."

Li Shizhen's words meant that he approved of Yan Song's plan to let Jiajing eat whale penises, strengthen yang, treat diseases, and nourish the body to help her conceive.

The evil villain in Yan Song's heart was shouting for joy, and asked enthusiastically, "When will the emperor eat this penis?"

Li Shizhen glared at Yan Song: "Old Yan Ge, how can the emperor eat such a big penis?"

Yan Song looked at this ton-heavy penis, and he was afraid that Jiajing would eat three meals a day, eat nothing, hold it all day long, and eat it for a year and a half. Besides, it was so fishy, ​​the emperor would throw up after two mouthfuls ?

Li Shizhen said again: "Furthermore, traditional Chinese medicine emphasizes that the monarch and his ministers assist and envoy, stimulate the maximum efficacy of the medicine, and eliminate the side effects of the medicine. I combined the past prescriptions for the treatment of bu~yu's disease, and added the whale's penis and offspring liquid to prepare a prescription, which should be ok. Treat the emperor's bu~fertility disease."

From the medicine bag he carried with him, he took out dozens of herbs, all of which had been dried and prepared.It is also thanks to Li Shizhen, who was Shennong who tasted all kinds of herbs, that he has such a complete collection of precious herbs.

"Epimedium, wolfberry, astragalus..." Li Shizhen counted the herbs little by little, and finally nodded with satisfaction, "Finally everything is complete, and the medicine can be prepared."

Li Shizhen carefully cut off the whale's penis, cut off a few pieces of the most essential muscles, and cut out some whale offspring liquid from the whale's sinuses, mixed with herbs, mashed it up, and steamed it. After half a day, a large pot of medicine was finally boiled.

This pot of medicine exuded all kinds of strange smells, Yan Song sniffed it twice, and almost vomited in disgust.

Let Jiajing eat this thing?

Li Ma teased Li Shizhen on the side, watching Li Shizhen cook the medicine in a large pot and configure the whale tonic, his expression changed drastically, and he said strangely: "This doctor, you should be glad that you live in Daming. If you use the whale's penis in Europe , Zisunye, and these herbal medicines, if they are configured into this pot, they will be immediately arrested by the Inquisition on the charge of "Dark Wizard" or "Demon Messenger" and sent to the stake."

Li Shizhen snorted coldly: "In a barbaric land, how do you know the profoundness of my Chinese medicine?"

"Master Li, I believe in your medical skills, but I'm afraid it won't work." Yan Song smiled wryly, "Can you make this medicine taste better?"

Li Shizhen snorted coldly: "A good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. This herbal medicine is mixed with the life essence of whales, as well as dozens of precious Chinese medicines such as epimedium and succulents. Whether the emperor likes to eat it or not is up to me. "

Li Shizhen is so cool and handsome.

Yan Song was speechless, pinched his nose, and fished out muscle tendons as thick as arms from Li Shizhen's cauldron of dark European cuisine, which were whale penises: "... Let the emperor eat this? "

"Yes!" Li Shizhen said with a matter-of-fact face: "To supplement the body, eat whale penis and drink whale offspring liquid, which will help the emperor's body restore kidney water."

Sudden inspiration.

"That's right! After this thing is boiled, is it afraid of being fried?"

Yan Song asked.

Li Shizhen thought for a while: "The medicinal properties have entered into these meats, so I'm not afraid."

Yan Song was overjoyed, and asked people to move out the large oil pan from the cafeteria, and heated a pot of oil.

At this time, a person came in from the outside, smelling the aroma.

Foodies, Michelangelo.

Michelangelo saw that the frying pan was coming out, so he thought it was time for dinner, so he sat in front of the table excitedly, knocked on the table and asked, "What are we eating today?"

Seeing (Li Nuozhao) seeing this big foodie, without the style of a great Renaissance artist, actually came to eat and drink, Yan Song felt helpless and was about to wave him away, but suddenly thought of it.

"Huh? It just so happens that the emperor needs to test the medicine. Why don't we use him as an experiment?"

Yan Song smiled kindly: "Okay, Michelangelo, you came just in time. I'm about to try a delicacy that didn't exist before Ming Dynasty. Do you want to be the first person to eat crab?"

Michelangelo was very happy, nodded again and again and said: "Okay, okay. I have eaten so many foods from Daming, and there is not a single thing I don't like. What is this new food called?"

Yan Song rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "I haven't decided yet, you can name it."

Michelangelo was excited: "I have the right to name a brand new delicacy of Ming Dynasty? What an honor!!!"

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Chapter 548 Ding Ding version 'fritters' [4]

PS: I don’t know which bastard posted the wrong chapter just now. I was so angry that I was charged hundreds of yuan for this thing.

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The people next to him who knew about it all had cold sweat on their faces, looking at Michelangelo, a foodie who was being treated as an experimental guinea pig by Yan Song, and cheered happily.

It's too bad if you don't understand Daming dialect.

Yan Song set up the frying pan, personally took out strips of meat from the pot of strange dark dishes, put them into the frying pan and fried them.

After a while, the aroma overflowed.