The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

"We either don't do it, or we do it big!" Master Wen's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "Boss, I have already got an auspicious auspicious sign for you! It will definitely make the emperor, full of enthusiasm, promote you to three consecutive years!" class!"

"Really?" Linde sat up suddenly: "What auspiciousness?"

"Master, you guess."

"Could it be the fifth class?"

"Wrong!" Master Wen said with a disdainful smile.

"Could it be the fourth class? White Deer Rhinoceros?" Linde became even more excited.

"It's a pity." Mr. Wen shook his head: "The emperor likes (got) auspiciousness, these things have been presented by someone."

Speaking of Jiajing's love of auspiciousness, it is really well-known both at home and abroad, and known all over the world.

What is good at the top will be worse at the bottom.In other words, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked.With the emperor's preferences, there are plenty of people who match his preferences.

As a result, Jiajing became the biggest bully in history, cheated in all kinds of ways, and made a lot of jokes.

What Master Wen said was that an official in Jiangxi dedicated a pair of white deer to Jiajing the year before last.

The White Deer is auspicious in the world, and it is said that it can only appear in a prosperous age of singing and dancing.Later, deer even referred to the world.The so-called "Qin lost its deer, and the world chased it together", is talking about the white deer.

Usually it is rare to see a white deer, but who would have thought that it would be a pair!One male and one female, a pair!

God, this time it's an auspicious wholesale sale, a big sale of friendship! .

Chapter 279 Auspicious!Auspicious! 【1】

For Jiajing, auspiciousness is a lore weapon.

When he learned of the auspicious appearance, Emperor Jiajing was very excited, and he did not hesitate to make a fortune, and ordered Jiangxi and Zhejiang to transport the pair of white deer darlings to Beijing from the Grand Canal.

When the pair of babies arrived in Tongzhou, he even asked Yan Song, the chief assistant of the cabinet (Yan Song who traveled through the former world), to go to Tongzhou to welcome their ancestors, and welcomed them to Beijing.

And Jiajing himself even stood at the gate of the city to welcome the ancestor of Bailu.

It turned out to be a pair of white deer, one male and one female. Jiajing was so overjoyed that he ordered all the officials to present auspicious watches, and ordered the chief assistant, minister of rites, and champion at that time to write an "Auspicious Poetry" each. Hold bragging conferences and conduct bragging competitions.After a fierce battle and audition, Jiajing hand-picked the auspicious words written by Yan Song, and specially led a pair of white deer, ran to the Changling Tomb of Ming Chengzu Zhu Di in Tianmu Mountain, swaggered, burned it as a sacrifice to his ancestors, and showed off openly. The coffin boards were so angry that they couldn't bear it anymore.

But the so-called present report came quickly.

Maybe it was because Zhu Di was really so angry that he couldn't hold back, or maybe it was God who wanted to slap him in the face. Jiajing, who was enjoying himself in Changling, was drenched by a downpour.

This is not counting.

The key is that the pair of white deer, 247 was also drenched.

Then a scene that left Jiajing stunned happened.

In the heavy rain in Changling, the pair of white deer, Nima, who are said to only appear in the prosperous age, faded!

faded...

color...

Up...

In the heavy rain, a pair of fine white deer turned into a pair of perfectly normal red deer, with a pair of innocent and clear eyes wide open, that's called a cute face, cute in a mess, but Jiajing's face was livid.

All the officials and guards around wanted to laugh but dared not.

But according to unreliable rumors, the palace people heard a terrifying laugh from the Changling underground palace.

It should be the old man Zhu Di who was slapped in the face by the grandson of the Nth generation, laughing so hard in the underground palace that he fell down.

Xiao Mian, let you pretend to be aggressive again, and ask you if it hurts if you slap your face?

Jiajing, who was recruited by the buyer and was ashamed, returned to Xiyuan in a rage and a dark face. At that time, he ordered Taobao to return the goods, but it was not as simple as refunding the money and retiring the official, but ransacked the entire family of the Jiangxi official.

Online shopping deceived the emperor and compensated with human heads.

The pair of fawns were directly turned on by Jiajing and stewed to mend their bodies.

(Fawn: These stupid humans!!)

After this well-known joke, Jiajing, who was very hurt in his heart, ordered the Ministry of Rites to formulate five-level auspicious management methods, and formulated a strict screening and continuous sitting system, so as to save himself from being beaten again and embarrassing himself.

Therefore, when Master Wen said that he wanted to offer auspiciousness, Lin De was afraid that he would be self-defeating, and that he would be sent back to him like that Jiangxi senior, and all his families would be executed, so he was so cautious.

After all, Jiajing has been in power for more than 20 years, and he has been deceived a lot. No matter how infatuated with Xiangrui he is, he will grow up. Every time he has to be strictly reviewed before he dares to adopt it.

"Could it be the third class?" Linde's voice raised another octave, and his voice trembled.

"Guess again?"

"Second class?" Linde didn't dare to say any more.

"Boss, if you want to do something, do it big!" Master Wen chuckled: "If we want to do something, it will be the first-class auspicious luck! Send the five great beasts directly!"

(Yan Song: Do you think this is a RMB online game? You will get free beasts on the first day?)

"Divine beast? First-class auspiciousness?" Although Lin De is bold and dark, he also feels that the world is spinning, and he is a little unsteady: "Really? Are you going to play so big?"

Master Wen laughed loudly: "My boss, don't worry, I will cheat you?"

He was very proud: "No one in my Ming dynasty has ever seen this thing before. I searched through the annals of Emperor Jiajing's history, and there is no way (ajci) is a painted white deer, a panda bleached into a white bear, a male dog disguised as a unicorn, Crocodiles pretending to be real dragons, and five-legged toads and the like."

Master Wen continued to add: "If you want to talk about cleverness, in fact, in the third year of Jiajing, someone was very clever. He used a white rhinoceros produced in Annan (now Vietnam) as a unicorn and dedicated it to the emperor. The emperor summoned six officials and argued. After a long time, there was a lot of quarreling, and I couldn't say for certain that it wasn't a unicorn, so I just rewarded that person in a low-key way. But I didn't recognize that it was auspicious, but I just let Nanhaizi Yuyuan raise it."

Hearing what Master Wen said, Lin De sweated a little.