The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

It seems that I still have a little bit of fame, even international friends have heard of me.

Immediately pointing at Yan Song, he shouted: "It's His Majesty the Emperor Jiajing~ the big courtier beside him!"

puff~~

Yan Song spat out a mouthful of old blood.

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Chapter 274 Even if adults want my body! 【1】

Yan Song's face is full of cattle: Feelings are not famous, but notorious.Is it true that the hat of my treacherous minister cannot be removed?

In fact, Yan Song's reputation among the people has improved a lot in the past few years, but Li Madong doesn't know much about the court situation, and his understanding is still based on hearsay a few years ago.It can only be said that Yan Song's reputation as a treacherous official before crossing over was too deep in the hearts of the people, and the pit was too deep to climb out.

Yan Nian was furious: "Foreign monk, can you speak? If you dare to be rude, get out!"

Li Ma is an honest boy, and finally remembered the rules of the Ming Dynasty, and immediately changed his words: "I'm sorry, respected Mr. Yan, I forgot the rules of the Ming Dynasty. You can't tell the truth in front of nobles."

(Yan Song's face full of cattle: 5555, the second injury is more fatal)

Yan Song coughed twice: "Immediately tease Mr., do you want to preach in my Daming?"

Immediately tease his eyes and immediately shine: "I want to! I want to dream!"

Yan Song rolled his eyes and smiled slightly: "I can help you and arrange for you to meet His Majesty the Emperor Jiajing of the Ming Dynasty. But you have to do what I tell you."

Immediately 133 teased and looked at Yan Song with some doubts: "Mr. Yan, I have never met, I have nothing, why do you treat me so well?"

Although Li Machao is a straight-minded, straight male cancer, but at least ten years in Daming, his thinking has become a little ditched, and he has doubts about the purity of Yan Song's purpose of helping him.

Yan Song rolled his eyes: "You care so much?"

Immediately teasing immediately said with a righteous face: "I heard that Daming has a masculinity. I am a servant of God, and I will not dedicate my body to you."

Yan Song petrified.

This crooked nut, the brain groove is really clear, and I actually thought of going there.

A capital suit!

Immediately teasing Yan Song not to speak, he stood up with a sacrifice-like face of the Virgin, and said loudly: "However, in order to spread the gospel of the Lord and preach in Daming, it is okay for me to sacrifice my appearance and my body to the nobles once in a while."

His voice was too loud, not only Yan Song, but also Yan Nian and Chen Yuanyuan in the front and rear cabins could hear clearly.

Yan Nian stared dumbfounded at Lima Tiao, who was 1.9 meters tall, weighed 200 jins, and had thick body hair. He looked at Yan Song awe-inspiringly and said that he could dedicate his body.

In the back cabin, Chen Yuanyuan, who was rehearsing the show, was also trembling with laughter, unable to straighten her waist.

On the Dragon Fleet, one could hear Yan Ge's exasperated roar.

"Get out! Make fun of me immediately, get the hell out of here! The beautiful woman I like, who wants you, a long-haired big white bear, to sacrifice your body?"

That immediately teased voice: "My lord, don't dislike me. I forgot the second rule of Daming, you can't force nobles to speak your mind in front of others! I should dedicate myself to my lord after there is no one at night." body."

(Yan Song wants to cry but has no tears, this immediately teases the rules of Ming Dynasty, which bastard taught it?)

Chen Yuanyuan laughed so hard that she fell backwards.

Even the Jin Yiwei and eunuchs who were guarding nearby couldn't help but come over and watch vigorously.

"I heard that on the old Yange ship, there is a yellow-haired ghost monk who wants to sacrifice his body?"

"It turns out that Yan Ge always likes this tune? Daming Rabbit Master can't do it, but Huang Mao Rabbit Master? Still like monks?"

"I heard that Mr. Yan Ge got it halfway."

"Admiration, really admiration!"

Huang Jin took the lead with a smirk

"Get out! Get out!" Yan Song couldn't hold back his face anymore, he jumped and scolded: "Quickly tease this immediately, get it out for me!"

"My lord, please forgive my bluntness! Give me another chance! Give me another chance"

Immediately teased out.

Yan Song couldn't help but look at Chen Yuanyuan smiling so happily, and said viciously: "Do you want me to prove that I like women?"

Chen Yuanyuan's face turned pale with fright, and she fled into the boudoir, but she still couldn't stop laughing.

Yan Song calmed down for a while, and then teased Li Ma again. Before Li Ma could speak, he waved his hand suddenly: "You, if you want to preach, just shut up!"

Immediately teased and had no choice but to say nothing.

Yan Song took a deep breath, forced himself to calm down, and immediately teased and said: "When you meet the emperor, you will do two things. First, kowtow when you meet the emperor. Second, the emperor will speak birdsong when he asks you, A bird's language that no one can understand."

"But I can speak Ming dialect." Li Ma was aggrieved: "For this day, I have practiced Ming dialect for ten years."

"You can speak big words, it's better not to!" Yan Song said viciously: "If you open your mouth, you can't do what you could have done."

He was really afraid that this upright foreign devil, a straight man with advanced cancer, would start to say "the third rule of the Ming Dynasty" when he saw Jiajing's disagreement, and he would not have as many heads as he could chop off.

Dangerous, too dangerous.It is too dangerous for such a person to meet the emperor.

Therefore, Yan Song rolled his eyes and decided that he just had to tease a crooked nut face immediately, and then let him act as a dumb and deaf person, go up and set it up, and talk by himself.

Immediately, Yan Song's logic made him look resentful: "If I really have a stomach, I have to tell the Emperor Ming."