The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

And the little Narcissus girl also conceived a son for him.

dragon species

Jiajing is selfish

Although he has an unforgettable love for Wang HuY, he still doesn't like Wang Goudan very much.

Jiajing always felt that Goudan didn't look like him

Some people may think, what kind of fucking reason is this statue?

Are you out of your mind?This bitch is definitely your own flesh and blood

Do you think someone with Wang Huya's beauty would be interested in cuckolding you?

But the emperor is very sexual

Whether he likes this child or not, sometimes he just wants to see if this child looks like him

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In the old saying, it's "Unworthy of me!

not like my emperor's son

This kind of likeness is actually a major basis for the past emperors to choose their heirs

I don't really like Jiajing, who doesn't look like me.

on the contrary

But Xiao Narcissus is very competitive. A year ago, under the help of Wei Zhongxian (pimping), she successfully met (routine) Jiajing and lured Jiajing to the Eight Great Alleys

Jiajing was originally only a little depressed by the bourgeois revolution. The majestic emperor of Ming Dynasty, blessed with the world, controlled the power of the world, but he was no match for these businessmen.

Jiajing said that being an emperor, but he has to bow to the evil forces of businessmen, he is happy!

In this state of mind, Wei Zhongxian, who was originally a small supervisor, suddenly found a point of strength for his success, and immediately took advantage of the vacancy, flattering the emperor and asking whether he should go to Bada Hutong for a walk?

Jiajing was not interested in going to kilns at first, and felt that this was not in line with his pure-hearted personality, and it was not good for Wang Xiuxian's career, but people always want to vent

A man becomes bad when he has money, let alone an emperor?

In his previous life, Chunzhong was probably a reincarnation of a tortoise. Even if he became a eunuch in this life, he would not change his true nature as a tortoise in a brothel. Jiajing, who wholeheartedly seeks immortality, was moved by what he said

(Yan Song 囧: The five-year road that the emperor promised is like iron?)

In short, because the bourgeois revolution was dissed, Jiajing was depressed, so he went to visit the Eight Great Hutongs outside the palace to have fun

This time, he fell into Wei Zhongxian's trick

Wei Zhongxian was originally a hooligan, because he was desperate, he voluntarily left the palace to talk about the palace.

What?Can this Daming enter the palace voluntarily?

Daming is so weird

According to the regulations of Ming Dynasty, as long as you voluntarily give yourself a knife, after cleansing yourself, you will definitely be able to enter the palace

In other words, as long as you don't have a penis, the success rate of applying to become a eunuch is 100%

Chapter 2259 Beauty trick [1]

After Wei Zhongxian's incomplete life, he could no longer be an upright man, and began to twist and pervert psychologically

Throughout the history of the Ming Dynasty, he found that there were many generations of eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty, and there were successful precedents who reached the pinnacle of life.

For example, Wang Zhen, Liu Jin, and Feng Bao, the owner of the Xichang factory who was just killed by Yan Song a few years ago.

As far as Huang Jin and his ilk, Wei Zhongxian even dismissed this guy as scum, and directly knelt and licked Yan Song, which was an embarrassment to the Dongchang factory with a glorious history.

Isn't this an insult to my dignified position as chief eunuch?

How can we, the eunuch, the supervisor of ceremonies, beg for mercy behind the powerful ministers, and be willing to be a running dog for others?

That must be to carry forward the fine traditions of the past, see the kidneys and think about them, and look up to Liu Jin's eight tigers, and make things happen!

Do things ⊥ do things! "five six"

Wei Zhong is physically disabled, mentally distorted, and has long established the great ideal of taking Liu Jin, Gu Dayong and other outstanding predecessors as examples and controlling the government to realize a different life.

Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny

only one problem

Yan Song

Now, Wei Zhongxian is just a small Huangmen, not even a great eunuch, let alone Jiajing, even Huang Jin doesn't know his name, how can he have the right to challenge Yan Song?

Fortunately, Wei Zhongxian doesn't forget his success because of his low status. Although we are a small yellow family, as long as we can curry favor with the emperor, we can still make a fortune

Wei Zhongshu carefully studied Yan Song's path to success, researching why Yan Song was able to win Jiajing's favor and even hold power in the court, and became the first minister with high meritorious deeds. Jiajing did not kill Yan Song like the emperors in the past

He believes that Yan Song's success can be replicated

In the past, the reason why Yan Song's opponents were defeated was that their understanding of Jiajing was not as deep as Yan Song's. They would come out and wave all over the ground if their skill points were not full. In the end, Yan Song trampled on the floor and rubbed them

Wei Zhongshu came to a conclusion by studying Yan Song's routine for Jiaqing

Jiajing is a lover