The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

Chapter 2233 The Bad Idea of ​​Stirring Shit Stick [8]

The reason why the three shit-stirring sticks fled to Mughal was entirely to save their lives.Everything is muddling along, wouldn't it be good to be perfunctory?

Although they also want to take revenge on Daming, but now that Daming has strong soldiers, strong ships and powerful guns, they can't find Bei at all... This kind of fighting is only self-destruction, and these three shit-stirring sticks are reluctant to put themselves in it.

Geng Jingzhong Shang Kexi also echoed: "That's right, the Emperor's backyard is on fire right now, and he is in a state of desperation. We should not add to the chaos. It is the duty of a courtier to report good news and not bad news."

"No, no, how can this work? I am a loyal subject of the emperor, so I can't lie to the emperor~!"

Aamir Khan is righteous and strict, very strict.

Hong Chengchou and the others were not panicked.

After they surrendered, it was clear that the Mughals were urinated.

We will quietly watch you pretend.

Sure enough, Aamir Khan said no, but his body was very honest.

Nima, choose between life and honesty, the integrity of the Indian Ah San will only be worse than these three shit sticks.

After he spoke uprightly, he changed his tone, coughed twice and said, "Ah, but what you said is somewhat reasonable. Now the White Lotus Sect of the Mughal Empire is in a big uprising, and the flames of war are everywhere. The emperor is busy running around, looking around. Attack and destroy these damned White Lotus cultists. We frontline officials really shouldn't bother him and make him unhappy. Then..."

He blushed, and asked in a low voice, "Well, what do you think we should write in our battle report?"

It's time to test your integrity.

Hong Chengchou and the three shit-stirring sticks looked at each other.

Geng Jingzhong said: "Let's just say that when two armies fight, each will win or lose. If we kill one thousand enemies, we will lose eight hundred."

Geng Jingzhong felt that he was already immoral enough.

In fact, the Mughal Empire fought for a few days, killing and injuring more than 1 people, and it seems that not a single hair was injured on the Ming side.

After all, the Ming army was already well-trained, and they hid behind deep trenches and high fortifications, shooting and firing cannons, so how could there be casualties?

Mowo was beaten out of Xiang, and more than 400 elephants died alone, and the white bull soldiers and monkey soldiers were also repaired miserably.

The so-called "killing one thousand enemies, self-injury eight hundred" is already putting money on the face, swollen face and pretending to be fat.

But Geng Jingzhong didn't expect that integrity would limit his imagination.

Shang Kexi immediately retorted: "Wrong, wrong, the emperor is still not satisfied with writing like this. We should report that our army lost more than 2000, and the Ming Dynasty had more than 2 casualties. Our army counts as ten!"

Geng Jingzhong despises →_→.

I am shameless, you are ten times more shameless than me.

Brother, you are steady.

But Hong Chengchou put on a straight face and scolded: "Do you want to lose face? Can you still have some morals? Can you tell the truth?"

The two were dumbfounded by the scolding, and they hurriedly looked at Hong Chengchou.

What's the matter, big brother?Could it be a cancer attack?Can't have fun together?

Hong Chengchou scolded: "Obviously our side has won a complete victory, beheading one hundred thousand Ming troops! Can you still speak honestly?"

When Geng Jingzhong and Shang Kexi heard this, they both rushed to the street!

I'm convinced of this coquettish operation!

Integrity limits my imagination.

Obviously we were beaten so hard that we couldn't find the north, but what you said, does it mean that our army has won a complete victory?

Kill 10?

Mao

The Ming army on the front line only totaled more than 8. Where did the 10 come from?

Even killing them all is not enough...

But does Hong Chengchou still care about this?

Does Hong Chengchou have such a thing as integrity?

But Hong Chengchou's integrity is obviously still a little bit left...

Compared to having no integrity, no one in the world can compare to the Indian Ah San.

Amir Khan listened to Hong Chengchou's offer, but smiled without saying a word.

This made Hong Chengchou a little uncomfortable.

I have already "killed" all 8 troops on the front line of the Ming Dynasty with my mouth, how can you be more awesome and shameless than me?

Aamir Khan burst into Mona Lisa's fake smile, the indescribable obscenity in the smile, and said in a low voice: "If you want me to say, it's useless for us to brag and fake like this. I can’t understand it too well. You can’t fool the wise and wise emperor just by talking nonsense!”

When Hong Chengchou and the others heard it, they were all like deflated balls: "You can't fool the emperor, you can't do business, what should we do?"

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Unexpectedly, Amir Khan said with a sinister smile: "Of course empty talk can't fool the emperor, but we can find evidence! For example, show the emperor's envoy the heads of the enemies we killed!"

"Heads? How do you kill heads?" Geng Jingzhong was full of frustration and said: "Da Ming's position is impenetrable, and the firepower is suddenly pressed. Who can rush up and kill a few Ming troops? If we really have the ability to kill so many Ming troops, we still need it." Are you trying to fake it?"

"When it comes to killing heads and eating chickens, I have a lot of experience." Aamir Khan's smile is indescribably evil: "This is Annan, a foreign country, and it is not the land of our Mughal Empire. The civilians here are all Siamese people. Luo, Lao people, give them to...hehehe, the dead head can't speak, how does the emperor's envoy know whether it is a soldier of the Ming Dynasty or a commoner who is unlucky?"