"Yan Aiqing is here? It's just right, follow me quickly, and go to pretend to be aggressive together, no, it's a private visit to Weifu to experience the people's feelings."
Yan Song looked up, and the tiger's body shook, almost causing internal injuries.
This guy is actually Jiajing!
This Ninth Five-Year Lord is actually wearing tattered old-fashioned clothes, but he is afraid that others will not know his identity. He wears a bright yellow ~se belt flamboyantly, and twirls twice in front of Yan Song with great interest, showing himself The pretentious and low-key dress.
"Yan Aiqing, am I low-key enough?"
Yan Song almost vomited blood, and almost shouted: "Don't pretend to be forceful! Your own!"
This pair of pretentious attire, in the whole world, only Jiajing thinks he is smart, who doesn't know that Minghuang~se can only be used by the emperor himself?
It's definitely a lice on the bald man's head--obviously.
In addition, your old man haunts the streets and alleys of Nanjing day and night, who doesn't know that you like to be cute in micro clothes, who else in Nanjing city can't recognize you?
But Jiajing was hopeless, he fell in love with this cosplay game, and he wanted to take Yan Song, Lu Bing, Huang Jin and other confidants to accompany him to pretend to be cosplaying.
Yan Song regretted that he didn't look at the almanac when he went out today, and when he ran into Jiajing's pretense, he coughed: "Your Majesty, I suddenly remembered that there are still two urgent orders from the Beijing Cabinet Pegasus Express to be dealt with. Rong Chen resigns."
Jiajing’s private visits in microservices, no one knew him at the beginning, of course, he could pretend to be coercive every time, and he was so refreshing, he couldn’t stop. Pretend to be the emperor Zhu Houcong (Jiajing), day and night, pretend to be everywhere!
This kind of coercion is the deadliest.
Seeing that Yan Song was going to run, Jiajing was overjoyed, of course he didn't let him go, and grabbed Yan Song's sleeve, with a depressed expression on his face:
"Yan Aiqing, without you for the past few days, there are only Lu Bing and Huang Jin who are unimaginative. I have run out of ways to pretend to be aggressive. Every time I have not had time to pretend to be aggressive, my identity is seen through. What happened? It's not fun at all, it's all crawling on the ground."
Yan Song was sweating profusely, and looked at Lu Bing and Huang Jin. The two looked hopeless and nodded slightly. It was obvious that they had been pretended to be forced by Jiajing, and they were in so much pain.
Yes.
Jiajing pretended to be coercive, and the threshold and difficulty of coercion were getting higher and higher.The usual pretense could no longer satisfy Jiajing's growing appetite for pretense.
・・・・・・・
Looking at Jiajing's posture, he has to pretend to be tall, aggressive, and ~ level, which is a perfect score.
Lu Bing is the superintendent of Jinyiwei, who is powerful in the world, and Huang Jin is the leader of the admiral Dongchang, but helplessly, both of them have too low skill points when it comes to pretending to be a promising skill.
What Jiajing is most dissatisfied with is that they toss and turn over and over again, all of which are just a few routines.
But when it comes to the skill routine of pretending to be forceful, Yan Song is really good at it!
It is more than enough to teach Jiajing who has just embarked on the road of pretending not to return.
..........
Yan Song was arrested by Jiajing~zhu, and forced to take him to pretend to be tough, but he was quite helpless, and asked Lu Bing in a low voice: "Where did you take him to pretend to be tough?"
Lu Bing had a bitter expression on his face, and said with nothing to love: "Mr. Yan Ge, we have been to all the places we can pretend to be."
Seeing Jiajing's expression of dissatisfaction, Yan Song asked strangely: "Then why is the emperor so dissatisfied?"
Huang Jin hurriedly complained: "Old Yan Ge, you don't know, the face of the emperor has long been famous in Nanjing City. Let alone the common people, they probably know the appearance of the emperor. It is to paste the portrait of the emperor on the screen wall of the house to guard against it! Not to mention those cheating dandies and unworthy sons will have their dog legs broken as soon as they go out, even if it is a dog, if it dares to run out, it will be fully armed The servants were beaten to death with sticks!"
Yan Song was stunned and completely speechless.
Lu Bing continued to cry: "Mr. Yan Ge, you don't know. Ever since the emperor fell in love with pretending to be incognito, the law and order in Nanjing City has never been so good in the past hundred years. Now it is really open at night, not picking up things on the road, dandies are extinct, and rich people walk around. , I am afraid that the leaves will hit my head, and I am afraid that the ants will be trampled to death. The governor of Nanzhili told me that two days ago, the second son of the Lu family in the south of the Yangtze River just spit everywhere, and was interrupted by the master of the Lu family. The five flowers are tied up and handed over to the government for punishment."
Yan Song was already dumbfounded.
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Chapter 236 Encountering Japanese pirates! 【4】
Yan Song didn't expect that Jiajing's pretentiousness could also forcefully promote law and order?This is an anecdote.
Yan Song: "This is pretty good~~"
"Nanjing people are happy, but we are miserable." Lu Bing cried.
"If the emperor wants to pretend to be aggressive, there must be villains. Either bullying men and women, or bullying the weak, but now officials and wealthy households, dandies will be beaten to death as soon as they go out. Who dares to come out and be a villain? Without villains, the emperor will go to the Everything is peaceful, how do you pretend to be forceful?"
Yan Song suddenly realized.
It turned out to be the case.
Lu Bing said in a low voice: "Plus, the emperor wants to act aggressively and show off at the same time. He insists on wearing bright yellow~se ornaments. The common people know that the emperor is coming and kneel down when they are ten miles away. The emperor often pretends to be aggressive. The vision of "six seven zero" is high again, so it is natural to want to be dissatisfied."
He and Huang Jin were about to kneel down to Yan Song, with snot and tears, they said, "We really can't handle this job. I'd like to ask Mr. Yan Ge to bring the emperor to act aggressively."
The two had been scolded by Jiajing for a long time, and they couldn't think of a new way to pretend to be coercive. Their hair was about to fall out, and when they saw Yan Song, they immediately knelt down and begged.
Yan Song looked helpless.
Jiajing's pretense was taught by him, and now he regrets it a bit.
As soon as you enter, the door is as deep as the sea, and from then on you are a passerby! !
Looking at Jiajing, who looked expectant and eager to try, Yan Song had no choice but to smile wryly: "Since the emperor wants to pretend to be forceful and beautiful, then he can only..."
Jiajing's eyes lit up: "I know that Yan Aiqing is the best at pretending, so tell me how to pretend."
He looked like I couldn't wait and was going to pretend to be aggressive, Yan Song chuckled: "Your Majesty, let's leave Nanjing and go to Suzhou."
Jiajing still had a lot to say, but after thinking about it, Nanjing really couldn't pretend to be aggressive. After all, the people in Nanjing almost knew him.
Jiajing left Nanjing with endless regrets, and went to the next stop, Suzhou, with great interest.
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