The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

After a lot of difficulty, Li Zicheng pretended to be tired from drinking and went out to use the toilet. Only then did Niu Jinxing seize the opportunity and follow him in.

"Military teacher, what are you doing here?" Li Zicheng drank a lot of wine, hehe giggled and said, "Look at me, with a few words, have you subdued Liu Zongmin again? How dare Ma Dezhi stick against me? Defeat Fengyang City, I will teach him to be a man!"

"Chuang Wang!" Niu Jinxing said in a low voice: "This Liu Zongmin is not as simple as you think. He secretly surrendered to Yan Song and wanted to betray you! This reconciliation is just a tactic he used to delay the attack. If you relax your vigilance, He will definitely capture him alive later and dedicate it to Yan Song!"

"What!!!" Li Zicheng, who was complacent, was so startled that he woke up.

He thought he was smart enough to play with Liu Zongmin, but he didn't expect Liu Zongmin to be even better?

"Is there any evidence?" Li Zicheng's face was livid.

Niu Jinxing handed over the Liu Zongmin "surrender letter" that Dongfang Bai had given him to Li Zicheng.

After reading it, Li Zicheng grimaced and roared in a low voice: "Liu Zongmin! I have misjudged you! You have already colluded with Yan Song. No wonder you promised me to reconcile so readily. It turned out that you were trying to trick me into taking the bait and capturing you alive." Ah, good! Very good! I can't stop talking to you!"

He also determined that the handwriting on this letter belonged to Liu Zongmin.

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Chapter 1941 My God, Li Zicheng Eats Shit [2]

Why did this letter deceive Li Zicheng and Niu Jinxing, who are very familiar with Liu Zongmin?

because···

Yan Song has an expert around him.

Xu Wei and Xu Wenchang.

Xu Wei is best at copying other people's handwriting, and can even confuse the fake with the real one, which once again played a magical role.This letter of surrender from Liu Zongmin was designed by Yan Song and copied by Xu Wei to provoke the second round of internal strife in the peasant army~.

(Xu Wei cried: Damn it, it’s easy for me to write beautiful characters, but this dog crawling character really makes me vomit blood. -)

Sure enough, Li Zicheng, who had known Liu Zongmin since he was a child, was deceived by this letter, believed it was true, and gritted his teeth at Liu Zongmin.

Niu Jinxing hurriedly said: "King Chuang! This is Liu Zongmin's territory, and it is easy for him to kill us. I think the current plan is to take advantage of Liu Zongmin thinking that we have been fooled, relax our guard, and run away."

While he was talking, Liu Zongmin's hearty laughter came from outside: "Brother, why can't you get out of the latrine? Hurry up. I have singing and dancing here!"

Li Zicheng trembled in fright, and said repeatedly: "It's over, it's over. You are right. This Liu Zongmin pretended to reconcile with me just to paralyze me. Now that I have fallen into his hands, how can I break it?"

He was sweating profusely, and when he looked up, he found that the toilet had no windows, and he couldn't escape at all.

Niu Jinxing still has a way, lowered his voice and said: "I have a way, Shidun!"

"Shit escape?" Li Zicheng understood immediately, and looked at the latrine with despair.

Ancient latrines are different from today's toilets.It is often very simple, just a big cesspit, with some big stone slabs laid on it.

The so-called shit escape, simply put, is to let Chuang Wang Li Zicheng jump into the latrine.

As long as you jump into the latrine and pass through the latrine, you can escape outside without anyone noticing.No matter how heavily guarded Liu Zongmin was, the defense behind the pit must be lax.

"But, here, I am the King Chuangtang, do I want to jump into the latrine to escape?"

Li Zicheng was embarrassed.

Even though the green hats have been put on and he has become the laughing stock of the world, King Chuang still has face.

No matter how it sounds, it sounds like breaking through the lower limit and refreshing the three views by jumping into the latrine.

Do you want to be so cheating?

At this time, at the banquet outside, Zhang Xianzhong's voice full of suspicion came, "Why has King Chuang been away for so long? I'll go and see what he's doing? Did he fall into the latrine?"

Niu Jinxing said nervously: "King Chuang! Those who achieve great things don't care about small things! If you don't jump into the pit today, you will be betrayed to Yan Song by Liu Zongmin and Zhang Xianzhong. Whichever is more important, please King Chuang can decide with one word."

Li Zicheng thought, I wipe it, too.

Although jumping into the latrine is very embarrassing, it is better to be ashamed than to lose your life.

There is only one life, if you lose it, you will be finished.

When he thought of this, his heart skipped a beat, and he moved Niu Jinxing's hand and said:

"Today, thanks to sir, I called the police + enlightened me. In ancient times, Zhang Liang assisted Liu Bang to escape from the Hongmen Banquet, and today, a gentleman helped me to escape from birth! In the future, when I win the throne, I will make you the prime minister. Now, sir, please cut off the heir for me." .”

Niu Jinxing listened to it with relish, especially when he heard that he had won the position of prime minister, he was ecstatic, but behind him, Chuang Wang asked him to cut off the queen: "..."

Paralysis, dogs can't change eating shit.

After King Chuang finished speaking, he didn't allow Niu Jinxing to refuse. As soon as he turned around, he pinched his nose and jumped into the stinky latrine.

puff.

This taste is really sour.

King Chuang almost vomited.

But when he thought that if he was captured, he would be sacrificed to Yan Song by Liu Zongmin, Li Zicheng held his breath, suppressed the stench, and swam out.

This is really shit.

He couldn't die, he had just stepped out of the cesspit and was about to climb up, but he heard a defender in the distance shouting coldly: "Who's there?"

Chuang Wang was so frightened that he was covered in cold sweat, and hurriedly squatted back into the cesspit.

The defender was in charge of guarding, and suddenly saw a shadow, which he couldn't see clearly in the dark, so he walked over.

Li Zicheng complained so much that he could only pinch his nose and dive into the cesspool, submerging himself.