The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

The nickname is very cheap, so it is not easy to attract the attention and jealousy of ghosts and gods.There are so many idiots in the world, who can't get along with them?

Therefore, Wang Huya specially found out the godfather of 3.3 dogs——Yan Song, and asked Yan Song to give him a cheap name.

Yan Song rolled his eyelids, and gave the future Ninth Five-Year Emperor of Ming Dynasty—Emperor Wanli—a down-to-earth and extremely eye-catching nickname—Goudan.

Looking at Zhu Goudan, who dared to speak up and pointed out the heartbreaking fact that he was bald, Jiajing waved his hands weakly and said, "Don't blame the child, he is the only one who can tell the truth."

Wang Huya persuaded: "Your Majesty, since there are so many problems, why don't you ask Mr. Yan Ge to come out?"

As soon as Yan Song was mentioned, Jiajing became angry and said bitterly: "Don't mention Yan Song. I have already humbled him, wrote him a disgusting banner, and sent three elders to invite him, but he turned out to be fine, at home He said he was seriously ill, even the coffin was carried in! Hmph!"

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Chapter 1893 Dinghaishenzhen - Old Yan Ge! 【4】

Wang Huya recently heard that Yan Ge was old and sick, but he didn't expect it to be so serious, and worried: "Your Majesty, does Yan Ge always have something on his mind?"

Jiajing's face was livid: "What else could be on his mind? Isn't it just that he was ridiculed by Shen Yiguan, and the landlords and bureaucrats all over the country scolded him. He was a little worried, slanderous, and he didn't want to do it when he got emotional. Hmph! A courtier doesn't look like a courtier, he will throw the blame away when he encounters some grievances. I'm so tired that I'm about to vomit blood."

It can be seen that such a smart emperor as Jiajing is not easy to be fooled.Although Yan Song was pretending to be sick and making coffins, Jiajing didn't believe it at all.

Wang Huya couldn't help laughing when he saw that the emperor and the first assistant were having an awkward fight again.

Could these two be three-year-olds?There will be a fight in two days?

"Since Mr. Yan Ge has such opinions on those courtiers who slandered him, and wants to pretend to be sick and not go to court, why doesn't His Majesty punish those people severely? Let Mr. Yan Ge feel at ease, so he will come out to work?" Wang Huya persuaded road.

Jiajing stiffened his neck, and said coldly: "He offended not ordinary people, but all landlords and bureaucrats in the world! I dare not offend these people completely. If I stand in his place, I must kill them. Come on, 13, the foundation of my Ming Dynasty is about to be shaken."

Wang Huya looked at the stubborn Jiajing and sighed.

She knew that Jiajing's character was very suspicious and stubborn, and it would be very difficult for him to let go of this crucial issue.

In fact, Jiajing didn't think that Shen Yiguan was more important than Yan Song, it was just that the majestic Emperor of Ming Dynasty was led by the nose by the chief assistant and opposed the ruling class bureaucratic landlords, which made Jiajing very unhappy.

In the final analysis, Jiajing's old habit of conservatism has been committed again.

Just when Jiajing was impassioned and ready to fight Yan Song to the end, Lu Bing ran in panting, and beat the emperor into circles at the first blow!

"Your Majesty, something is wrong! We have received top-secret information that Li Zicheng is going to attack Fengyang, the central capital!"

Jiajing had a black question mark face: "???"

It took Zhu Houcong a quarter of an hour to figure out that this was not a joke, but the truth.

"He, Li Zicheng has the guts of a bear? How dare he attack my Ming capital?"

Jiajing was furious with hatred, stood up abruptly, and lifted the table!

(╯‵□)╯︵┻━┻!

Roaring with excitement on his face: "It's against him! Why does he want to go to Zhongdu?"

Forehead···

Lu Bing deliberated for a long time and decided to tell the truth.

"Your Majesty, please promise me that no matter what you hear, you must remain calm." Lu Bing was vaccinated first.

Jiajing nodded: "Say."

Lu Bing cautiously said: "Then Li Zicheng threatened to capture Fengyang, the central capital, and set fire to the ancestral graves of the ancestors of the Zhu family of the Ming Dynasty, dug up the Huangjue Temple where the Emperor Taizu became a monk, and cut off the dragon veins of the Ming Dynasty..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiajing...

(╯‵□)╯︵┻━┻!

Turn the table again!

Jiajing was so angry that he didn't know what to say.

Nani?

This Li Zicheng actually wanted to dig up my old Zhu family's ancestral grave?

Want to pull up the tomb of my ancestor?

Want to burn down the Huangjue Temple where the ancestor made his fortune?

Is there any law of heaven and king?

Don't say I'm a majestic emperor, even if my old Zhu's family is a commoner, they can't dig up my family's ancestral grave?

I want to fight you hard!

"I%%&&**##!" Because of being too excited, Emperor Jiajing blurted out a series of obscenities, all in Anlu dialect, no one else could understand...

Seeing that the emperor was so cold, Lu Bing didn't dare to say anything.

Jiajing scolded for a full hour, was so tired that he gasped for breath, and almost carried it on his back.

Only then did he notice that Lu Bing seemed to have something to say...

"Huh? You haven't finished yet? Is there any bad news?" Jiajing's face was so pale that it was beyond description.

"Yes, I do have some bad news that I want to report to Your Majesty." Lu Bing said cautiously, "It's just this news, Your Majesty, please promise to stay calm... no matter what you hear..."

Jiajing looked up to the sky and laughed, with a bit of sadness in his voice.

"Even my old Zhu family's ancestral grave has been threatened. I really can't imagine what else in the world can make me feel more bad news..."