Everyone vomited.

Paralysis, this wave of pretending is really disgusting.

Can you take off the dog skin plaster all over your face and pretend to be aggressive?

Even Li Zicheng couldn't bear Niu Jinxing's pretentiousness, and said with a sullen face: "Military Master, everyone knows your resourcefulness, what should we do now?"

Niu Jinxing pretended to be coercive but failed, so he had to cough and take the time to come up with a clever plan.

"I've already prepared the next trick in my bag, just wait for King Chuang to open it!"

Niu Jinxing said seriously.

Li Zicheng was overjoyed, took the kit, but found out with a dazed expression...

Damn, why is there still an indescribable pattern of goblins fighting on this brochure?

(To popularize science, goblins fight, that is, men and women cannot be described.)

Everyone saw it too, and couldn't help but roar with laughter.

Liu Zongmin yelled strangely: "What kind of bag is this? It's clearly a woman's sachet, right? Niu Junshi, where did you do business last night? Steal a woman?"

Niu Jinxing blushed.

It turned out that this kit really belonged to a prostitute in Luoyang City.

Niu Jinxing is not a serious person either. After breaking Luoyang, he also started (bdch) to spend his days and nights, looking for flowers and asking willows, and lived the decadent life he had been looking forward to for a long time.

This morning, he received a message from a mysterious person—Dongfang Bai, regarding the next step of the grand strategy of becoming king, this Niu Jinxing immediately came up with the idea of ​​"a clever plan".

But what if there is only a clever plan, but no tips?

As soon as Niu Jinxing was in a hurry, he saw a kit bag casually thrown by the prostitute's bed. He picked it up and used it. He didn't pay attention to the embroidered pattern. It turned out to be an indescribable goblin fight...

Cough cough, this is very embarrassing.

Li Zicheng's reckless gangsters twitched with laughter.

"Hahaha, it turns out that Zhuge Liang's tricks are all from Sister Yao?"

"This clever plan must be a show! It's unspeakable show!"

"Niu Junshi, which brothel did you go to last night to linger on?"

"Suffocating."

Niu Jinxing blushed, and shouted: "Why are you laughing? The key is my strategy, as long as it is awesome. What does it have to do with whether this kit is indescribable?"

Li Zicheng threw away the kit and came up with a clever plan. When he unfolded it, it turned out to be a feng shui map that resembled ghostly symbols.

Li Zicheng concentrated on it and watched it for a long time.

Everyone looked excitedly at King Chuang.

Finally, Li Zicheng slapped his thigh suddenly and shouted, "Ah!"

Everyone froze: "King Chuang, what do you see?"

Li Zicheng rolled his eyes: "Paralysis, I don't understand! What the hell is this?"

Everyone fell.

Satisfied, Niu Jinxing walked out shaking his head, and said calmly: "My lord, this is the content of the heavenly book given to me by the Supreme Lord, which contains the principles of heaven and earth, yin and yang, gossip, strange secrets, secrets that only I can understand. "

Li Zicheng despised Niu Jinxing's character, but still admired his genius, and asked eagerly: "Don't just pretend, tell me quickly! Military division! What is the secret?"

Niu Jinxing said with an inscrutable smile: "This contains the 170-year-old national destiny of Ming Dynasty, and it is also our only chance to kill Ming Dynasty."

He has successfully mobilized everyone's curiosity, and everyone is staring at him.

Niu Jinxing said mysteriously: "Everyone, when the Yuan Dynasty was so strong and the Mongol cavalry was invincible in the world, they crossed the Eurasian continent. How could Zhu Yuanzhang, a beggar, destroy Mongolia and establish Ming Dynasty?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"Haha, don't you understand?" Niu Jinxing got excited, and the mouse beard twitched, pointing to the sky and saying: "Actually, the biggest reason is that Zhu Yuanzhang has Liu Bowen! He knows Fengshui!"

Everyone is embarrassed: "..."

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Chapter 1891 Li Zicheng Is Going to Dig the Daming Dragon Veins 【2】

Li Zicheng coughed and said, "Military Master, is there any basis for this Feng Shui theory?"

"Of course there is!" Niu Jinxing pretended to be a ghost and said, "Fengshui is related to the national fortune of a country and the good or bad luck of an emperor. It is omnipotent."

"Take Daming as an example." Niu Jinxing sneered and said, "Before Zhu Yuanzhang made his fortune, he was a cowherd boy + monk + beggar. If it weren't for the smoke from the ancestral grave, how could he have won the world in just a dozen years? Became the emperor~?"

You know, people at this time are very superstitious.

Niu Jinxing blamed Feng Shui for Zhu Yuanzhang's success. Although he is ignorant, it is easy to get the approval of these reckless heroes.

Everyone nodded.

"Paralysis, yes!"

"He is a poor monk, he became emperor after more than ten years of rebellion, and the ancestral grave is full of smoke."

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