Liu Zongmin and Lu Fengxian looked at each other, sneered and left.
After a while, Liu Zongmin came riding a tall horse with a gun.
Lu Fengxian held Fang Tian's painted halberd and rode a... divine beast to fight.
When everyone saw it, they laughed again.
Is this Lu Fengxian's mount a...a donkey?
Li Zicheng burst into laughter, leaning on the chair and said: "I said Zhang Xianzhong, no matter how poor your subordinates are, can't a general be worthy (bdce) of a war horse?"
Zhang Xianzhong sneered and said, "What do you know, you son of a bitch? My general, Lu Fengxian, just likes to ride a donkey!"
Lu Fengxian charged Liu Zongmin while riding a donkey.
Liu Zongmin on the opposite side laughed so hard that he was about to explode.
It's just not too funny.
Are you planning to laugh at me to death, and then take advantage of it?
Only Niu Jinxing, the number one counselor of the Dashun Kingdom, looked at Lu Fengxian who came riding a donkey, and felt something was wrong. He hurriedly leaned into Li Zicheng's ear and whispered: "King Chuang, the situation is not right. This Lu Fengxian... ·”
Before he finished speaking, he heard a gunshot.
Liu Zongmin, who was laughing happily, was suddenly shot in the abdomen, covered his stomach, his eyes widened, pointed at Lu Fengxian on the donkey opposite, and cursed: "Paralysis..."
Before he could finish speaking, he slumped to the ground.
Everyone is stunned...
What did Lu Fengxian do?
How did this gunshot come out?
Satisfied, Lu Fengxian raised the Fangtian painted halberd which was a foot long, blew on the black smoke, and said triumphantly: "My Fangtian painted halberd looks like a Fangtian painted halberd on the surface, but actually Come on, it's a musket. Hey hey hey! You can't think of it, can you?"
Everyone fell!
It turned out that this Lu Fengxian looked fierce, and his operations were as fierce as a tiger. In fact, he was extremely obscene and lewd, and he was infinitely sinister.
He Nima rode a donkey and charged with Fang Tian's painted halberd. These are all tricks to confuse people's hearts. In fact, the real ultimate move is that this thing is a musket...
The musket disguised as Fang Tian's painted halberd is really wretched enough to break through the skyline...
This guy who claims to be as fierce as Lu Bu of the Three Kingdoms shamelessly used the "Fang Tian Huaji" musket to knock down his opponent...
Miserable.
In the second round of pretentiousness and martial arts competition, Zhang Xianzhong's subordinate Lu Fengxian won!
The unlucky Liu Zongmin fell to the ground with blood all over his face, unable to get up for a long time.
"You!" Li Zicheng roared angrily, "Shameless!"
"This is a war!" Zhang Xianzhong said with a sneer, "Dear Mings with ulterior motives, "Who will compete with you with swords and guns? In a war with the Ming army, do you dare to say that they don't know how to use guns?"
Li Zicheng was speechless at what Zhang Xianzhong said, and he gritted his teeth angrily: "..."
Lao Huihui and the others looked at Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong, the strongest leaders of the two insurgents, like fighting cocks, they did not give way to each other. Fight to go, I look good and lively.
These people are still afraid that the matter will not be too big, so they add fuel to the sidelines.
"King Chuang, fight! If I can't bear it!"
"Is it a man? It's a man fighting!"
"Zhang Xianzhong, I am optimistic about your Great Coin Country!"
"Which one of you two is better, we will hang out with whoever you are, and admit whoever is the boss!"
Seeing that Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong were about to fight against the king, Gao Yingxiang hurried up to be a peacemaker, and persuaded him: "We are holding the World Heroes Conference to unite all the rebels, discuss major issues, and discuss how to deal with the Ming Dynasty. Chao and Yan Song. This is a meeting of unity, a meeting of victory, why did we get into a fight when we didn’t agree with each other?”
Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong thought about it, this is the case. Although they have a heavy army right now, in the eyes of Ming Dynasty and Yan Song, they are not even a threat, at most they are two weak chickens!
The two had no choice but to take a step back.
Li Zicheng shouted: "Since we can't tell the winner in the competition of momentum and martial arts, next time we will compete in literature!"
"Wen Dou? How to fight?" Zhang Xianzhong really got into a fight with Li Zicheng this time and refused to give an inch.
Li Zicheng said indifferently: "The so-called literary battle is a comparison of strategy, compared with leading troops to fight!"
He continued: "You know, the princes of the 13th Route, the leaders of the 72nd Battalion's rebel army, gathered here, not because you and I pretend to be coercive... Bah..."
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He continued: "You know, the princes of the 13th Route and the leaders of the 72nd Battalion of the Rebel Army gathered here not because you and I pretended to be coercive, but to elect the leader of the Rebel Army and lead everyone to fight against the Ming! Yan Song's treacherous ministers fight fiercely. If he can only pretend to be aggressive and can't fight, what's the use of such a general leader?"
When he said this, Gao Yingxiang first said 666: "Yes, Li Zicheng is right. We came together for the sake of fighting and fighting against the Ming Dynasty. Leading everyone to deal with the imperial court is the most awesome!"
Old Hui Hui patted his legs and shouted: "That's right! Pretending to be coercive is nothing. The key is to fight."
The most famous shot couch, ah bah is shot down the sky, and shouted: "That's right! Let's compare now, who has the ability to lead everyone to fight against the imperial court! Otherwise, just pretend to be here, and the imperial army will be defeated!" Come on, everyone is so dead, are you still pretending to be a fart?"
The leaders of the rebels from all walks of life said that they were right~.
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