The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

666 National Niu Jinxing, Liu Zongmin and others: "····"

"Wa hahaha!"

Above the top of the city, earth-shattering laughter finally erupted.

Everyone was laughing.

"I'll go! Emotions are riding donkeys?"

"Is this called a full cavalry lineup?"

"Poverty limits my imagination!"

"In terms of pretending to be aggressive, I only accept Dazabi Country!"

"Big coins! Sure enough, big coins!"

"Ma De made the staff! Isn't this dedication a fool?"

"Are you going to ride a donkey and go to the battlefield to deal with Yan Song's elite cavalry? Hahaha!"

"No! Please allow me to laugh for a quarter of an hour, I can't help it! Tears are coming out."

"If you don't support the city wall 783, I will help you!"

The soldiers of the 666 country laughed so hard.

Gao Yingxiang and Li Zicheng were so out of breath from laughing that they almost knelt down to Zhang Xianzhong while leaning on the city wall.

An elite cavalryman riding a donkey...

Li Zicheng grinned from ear to ear, and shouted condescendingly: "Marshal Zhang, are you all planning to imitate the god Zhang Guolao? Ride on a donkey backwards to the battlefield? Admiration, admiration."

Zhang Xianzhong was complacent at first, but when he heard Li Zicheng ridiculing him, his face darkened.

The reason why he came riding a donkey was of course to pretend to be aggressive.

At this time, the entire north was freezing cold, not to mention war horses, even donkeys were rare.

But Zhang Xianzhong was very lucky, his troops broke into the big stockade of a rich family, and found that the rich family actually raised more than 3000 donkeys! ! !

This is a big discovery.

Although there are many problems with the donkey, such as being disobedient, running slowly, and having a donkey temper, yelling to stop walking and shouting backwards... But!

After all, donkeys have four legs.

I just thought that no matter how fake QQ is, it is still a four-wheeled car.

We ride donkeys, at least compared to you poor ghosts who walk on legs, one is in the sky and the other is in the ground!

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Chapter 1835 Drinking and pretending to be aggressive [5]

Zhang Xianzhong snorted coldly, walked to the front of the city, and shouted at Li Zicheng: "King Li Chuang, don't use bean bags as dry food! Still look down on cavalry riding donkeys? You don't have so many donkeys yourself! Open the door quickly!"

Li Zicheng sneered and ordered to open the door for him.

Zhang Xianzhong entered Mizhi City, looking at the newly cleaned Mizhi County, Zhang Xianzhong was envious and jealous.

Paralyzed, I have been around for so long, but I haven't laid down a single city.This Li Zicheng has two rooms and one living room first, damn it!This pretense allowed him to score.

The two sides now score one to one.

Soon, all rebels gathered together.

Li Zicheng was careless, and summoned the leaders of the various rebels in the original county government office, now renamed "Juyi Hall".

This pretentious conference, which attracted the attention of the whole world, finally opened successfully.

In this Juyi hall, which was temporarily remodeled by the county government, Li Zicheng, Gao Yingxiang, Zhang Xianzhong, Lao Huihui, Luo Rucai, Qianliyan, Zuojinwang, Changshiwang, Shetatian, Hengtianwang, Hunshiwan, Guotianxing, Jiutiaolong, King Shuntian and other leaders of the 13th rebel army gathered together to discuss the state affairs and pretend to be a contestant.

Li Zicheng was very scheming, and deliberately arranged for Gao Yingxiang, the oldest and most experienced in the rebellion circle, to sit in the first seat, while he deliberately sat in the second seat.

This is Li Zicheng's careful plan.

Gao Yingxiang was his father-in-law, and he was a hardcore supporter. Gao Yingxiang was the first, Li Zicheng was the second, and Zhang Xianzhong could only be squeezed into the third place, a very inconspicuous position, but Zhang Xianzhong couldn't say anything , can only stare blankly.

Otherwise, those who can do great things are the most black-bellied.

Gao Yingxiang stood up with a dignified face, and said, "Brothers, let me say a few words. I am the oldest and have the highest seniority, so I was elected as the first seat, but in fact, in terms of talent and strength, it is my son-in-law Li Zicheng." The strongest! Let Li Zicheng, on behalf of the host, say a few words, welcome¨.!"

He led the round of applause. (Since Yan Song came to this world, applause has also become popular in Daming.)

Everyone applauded and cheered.

Zhang Xianzhong was upset...

Paralyzed, didn't I just not lay down a county town, isn't he inferior to Li Zicheng in terms of territory?Otherwise, how could it be his turn to be the first to pretend?

Li Zicheng also stood up, glanced at Zhang Xianzhong triumphantly, and smiled.

On Lao Tzu's territory, surrounded by my people, you still want to pretend to be forceful with me?

I play you dead!

With a generous expression on his face, he said generously, "Brothers are all desperate men who rose up against the Ming Dynasty. If you can respond to the hero post from Li Zicheng, the King of Chuang, and come to Mizhi from a long distance, it is to give Li Zicheng face! The so-called All brothers in the world! I don't say anything else, I drank this bowl of strong wine first, to celebrate the gathering of brothers in this city, thank you for coming!"