The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

Li Zicheng was so excited that he couldn't control himself, and shouted: "That's it! From now on, our regime will be called 666 Kingdom! From now on, my king's salted fish, ah bah, they are miscellaneous fish, when we meet, Stretch out your thumb and little finger, and shout 666! Otherwise, you will curse the king and despise the regime! You will be sentenced to death! This is part of our culture!"

He gave an order, and Niu Jinxing had no choice but to draft an edict to announce to the world, ah bah, it is Mizhi County.

From then on, when people in Mizhi County and under the rule of Dashun Kingdom met each other, there was a strange custom handed down.

Two people, one from the east and the other from the west, met each other without saying a word, stretched out their right hands in unison, raised them high, raised their thumb and little finger high, and bent their other fingers together, using their mouths to exhaust their entire body. Li Qi shouted: "666, 666! 666, 666!"

This meeting is called 666, which replaces the old habit of saying good morning and if you have eaten, and it has become the habit of Dashun citizens and all the salted fish.

It made the non-local people who didn't know it 0.5, all kinds of confused.

In the county next to Mizhi, there is an old man named Er Daye who came to Dashun Country in Mizhi to visit relatives and friends, and was completely fooled by the greeting customs of Dashun Country.

An old man walked slowly across.

When the two old men met, the old man from Dashun suddenly raised his fist when he disagreed with each other, and shouted 666 in a terrifyingly loud voice!

The second uncle was so frightened that he almost knelt on the ground.

I wipe, what is this operation?

Why did you throw a fist when you didn't agree with each other?

But he looked at the old man opposite, staring at himself with a pair of eyes, as if he wanted to overwhelm himself.

This second uncle is also an upright person, and his temper has come up, which is called anger.

how?Bullying me as a foreigner?Don't understand your Mizhi's rules?

Who is afraid of whom?

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The second uncle didn't say anything, but immediately raised his fist high, waved it viciously at the old man, and shouted: "Who doesn't understand the rules? Look at me!"

The old man from Dashun Kingdom looked confused, why did he call up?

The second uncle punched down hard, and shouted: "Hi, brother! 666! Fifth leader!"

The uncle on the opposite side suddenly turned pale and fainted from the anger.

I, Dashun Kingdom, if I do not meet the proper etiquette, I will be arrested by the people of Dashun King.

It's scary, will I die?

The second uncle saw that he was as fierce as a tiger in one operation, and made the old man of Dashun country pass out, and went home triumphantly.

When he returned to his hometown, the old woman asked him, "You went to Mizhi, did you see any relatives?"

Whenever the old man is in good spirits, he boasted: "I haven't seen my relatives, but I saw a strange old man over there. When I met him, he would punch me with wine and shout 666. The five chiefs fought back! Just kidding, old man, I have been drinking all my life, and I have never lost to anyone with wine punches!"

Old woman: "..."

Later, these 13 foreigners who came to Dashun country secretly asked the locals, "Hello? Do you in Dashun country particularly like to drink?"

"???" Dashun Guomin said with a confused face, "How could you have such a misunderstanding?"

"Then why did you start punching wine as soon as you met? 666, the fifth leader. Isn't that the case?" others asked in confusion.

Dashun National: "..."

The 666 country name invented by Li Zicheng was really catchy, and was quickly accepted by the surrounding people and spread.

The Dashun Kingdom in history was arbitrarily renamed the 666 Kingdom.This 666 country is so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people that no one remembers the official name of the Dashun country.We all know that after Li Zicheng rebelled, the people in his jurisdiction shouted 666 when they met!

Li Zicheng captured Mizhi County in northern Shaanxi, established a political power, and even named the 666 Kingdoms, which of course quickly spread throughout Ming Dynasty.

After working for ten years without asking questions, he became famous all over the world in one fell swoop!

The news of Li Zicheng's founding of the 666 Kingdoms, as well as the "World Heroes Conference" hero posts, were quickly sent to all parts of Ming Dynasty.

At this time, due to severe natural disasters in Daming, especially in the north, food supply was not available in some places, and the common people's resistance to the policy of relocating overseas did give many conspirators with ulterior motives opportunities, which can be called a turmoil.

Among them, Gao Yingxiang is in Shaanxi, Zhang Xianzhong is in Henan, Lao Huihui is in Gansu, Luo Rucai is in Hebei, Qianliyan is in Hebei, King Zuojin is in Liaodong, King Gaishi is in Shandong, Shetatian is in Shanxi... There are Hengtian Wang, Hun One hundred thousand, Guotianxing, Jiutiaolong, Shuntianwang, etc., countless one-word grass-headed kings, have pulled up banners as tiger skins, started dancing with demons, started their own businesses, and casually and very carelessly set up a team for their own team. Name, start a business without capital in troubled times - rebellion.

Although these rebellions are huge, in fact, the core skills of these people are all pretense + deception, and they are hot chickens in war.

The militia that usually bullies and bullies the big dogs, it is not bad to attack the bunkers of the big dogs, there are a few who are a little bit strong, such as Gao Yingxiang, etc., barely attacking the county town is considered awesome, you can look down on the heroes and scold them hot Chicken, you can do it yourself.

Like Li Zicheng, who was able to capture a small N-line city like Mizhi County with his own strength, he was so awesome that he exploded on the spot, and began to regard himself as the leader of the rebel army, thinking about how to annex other rebels.

As for the other rebels, it's okay to sneak around, as long as they encounter the regular troops of the Ming army, they will all end up being chased and killed all over the mountains and plains.

That is to say, Yan Song was busy with major matters such as disaster relief and immigration before, and he didn't care about these cats and dogs. He also knew that under the background of his large immigration, these goods were like a few loaches in a dry pond, unable to withstand strong winds and waves. Only then can you survive and develop well.

But now, the 3000 million immigrant population has ended, and with the Mughal Empire's food defrauded, Yan Song has freed up his hands and has the strength to mobilize troops to chase and intercept these rebels.

But so far, these pretentious kings have not felt the threat of Ming Dynasty, and they feel quite good about themselves.

Sichuan, Yibin.

Zhang Xianzhong had left Henan at this time and was fleeing and fighting in Sichuan.

Since he entered Sichuan, he has been fleeing and fighting, and it has been quite smooth.

If Li Zicheng is the king of pretending, this Zhang Xianzhong is the king of teasing!

The biggest difference between him and Li Zicheng is that he is much more funny than Li Zicheng.