"The Duke of Ying, Zhang Rong, the King of Zhongshan, Xu Pengju, and other [-] honorable families, because of the reform of the military system, hold grudges, intend to rebel, support the crown prince, and are sentenced to beheaded today! They will be sent outside the Meridian Gate for execution!"
Order after order penetrated Jiuzhong and issued them.
The prince is in the sky prison at this time, sometimes sober, sometimes crazy.
There is no way, from being the prince of the prison country, to wearing a yellow robe, to becoming a prisoner, he has been greatly stimulated.
"Haha, why don't you kneel down when you see me? Kneel three times and knock nine times? Be bold!"
Zhu Zaihou was talking to himself, roaring from time to time to Gao Gong and Zhang Juzheng who were in the adjacent cell.
Gao Gong and Zhang Juzheng's faces were full of bullying, and they kept begging: "Prince, prince, you must not go crazy. What's wrong with you? Come on! Come on!"
A cell boss came down impatiently and shouted, "What are you shouting about? What's wrong?"
Gao Gong put on the posture of a court elder, and reprimanded: "Are you blind? Didn't you see that the crown prince is sick? Why don't you ask the imperial doctor to see it? Yes! Please Li Shizhen, he has excellent medical skills."
The cell boss almost laughed out loud: "Prince? Just him? He's so damn not a prince anymore. Besides, you may not have tomorrow after today, tomorrow morning at the Falun Gong, Huangquan Road, so what if you are crazy? Use Do you need to see a doctor?"
He didn't care, turned his head and left, leaving only Gao Gong whose face turned green with anger.
"Dogs see people as inferior! You wait! After we go out, the first thing we do is to kill you!"
Fatty Zhang Rong, now he has lost 30 catties all of a sudden, only 200 catties left...
At this time, he didn't think about food and drink, and he cried and cried all day long, washing his face with tears.Prison food is so damn unpalatable!
At this moment, the cell door rang.
Yan Song walked down with a smile and entered the dungeon.
Seeing Yan Song, Zhu Zaihou didn't go crazy anymore. Gao Gong, Zhang Juzheng, Zhang Rong and others all rushed to the door of the cell desperately, staring closely at Yan Song.
They knew that Yan Song was in control of their fate at this time, whether life or death was up to Yan Song's words.
Yan Song walked steadily towards the prince step by step.
Seeing the prince who was pretending to be crazy, Yan Song frowned.
The prince is showing misery for others to see.
In this way, when it comes to the execution ground, everyone will sympathize with the crazy prince and feel dissatisfied with Yan Song.
This prince is really a showman.
Yan Song waved his hand and said: "The crown prince is crazy, why didn't he call a doctor? This is a disease! It can be cured!"
The prince secretly rejoiced.
Hehe, the first step of the plan, pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, succeeded.
After a while, an imperial doctor came, and after diagnosing the prince's pulse, he reported: "I would like to report to Mr. Yan Ge that the prince Zhu Zaihou used to have epilepsy (he was also fed horse urine by Yan Song), and now he has suffered from epilepsy. Irritated, this is an old problem. He needs to rest, if he is not treated properly, he will become a complete madman."
The prince (are you okay) sneered.
This imperial doctor is actually an old subordinate of his, and he is loyal to him, so of course he speaks for him.
It is very likely that the prince who has lost his mind will not be executed to prevent embarrassment.
Pretend to be crazy to avoid disaster, this trick has existed in ancient times, Zhu Di also pretended to be crazy in business and ate shit, and it is still very useful now.
Zhu Zaihou even thought, at worst, let Yan Song feed the horse pee again!It's not that I haven't drunk it anyway.As long as you can survive, is drinking horse urine a fart?He dares to let him eat hot food!
Unexpectedly, Yan Song always plays cards unreasonably, and likes to bring surprises (scares) to the prince.
Yan Song said lightly: "That's good. Since he is crazy, then feed him arsenic!"
The prince was an idiot on the spot.
excuse ~ ME?
Are you kidding me?
Didn't you drink horse urine last time?
Do you understand that you are seeking money and killing your life? .
Chapter 1693 Eat this severed meal [4]
Yan Song shook his head, and said seriously: "In ancient times, it was said that Cao Cao also had this kind of epilepsy, and the result was that he often ate arsenic, eating and eating, day after day, year after year, and finally one day..."
"Eat, are you ready?" the imperial doctor asked in disbelief.
"To death!" Yan Song said flatly.
The prince rolled his eyes angrily.
paralysis.
Yan Song waved his hand: "Since you don't have a good way to cure the prince's illness, then according to the old man's idea, come here and bring arsenic from the imperial pharmacy, yes, and two packs of Hedinghong. Since the prince is crazy, That medicine cannot be stopped!"
He walked up to Zhu Zaihou and said with a smile, "Prince, are you safe? Ever since I was my teacher on the eighth day of the fourth lunar month, and we left for Mount Tai with the holy driver, we, the master and the apprentice, have never met each other again. Now we see each other , the vicissitudes of life, things change and people change."
When Zhu Zaihou heard Yan Song take the initiative to mention the relationship between master and apprentice, he immediately showed his vigor and started his own performance.
"Master, master! Woohoo, I, Zhu Zaihou, have been fooled by lard to do such rebellious and rebellious things. Master, you have always known me. The lonely king is the most honest and trustworthy young man, The person who is most loyal to his father. Master, you read 477 on the master-student relationship,
You save me, save me..."
Zhu Zaihou, who graduated from the Central Drama Academy, was so shocked when he cried, his voice was hoarse.
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