After a while, the Cauliflower Bandit had disappeared into the night, leaving only Jin Yiwei wailing and screaming all over the place.
Lu Bing's face was ashen, standing on the battlefield, his eyes were burning with anger.
Di Renjie and Bao Zheng also looked depressed.
In the Jiajing Dynasty, the three great detectives who were like gods in solving cases and like a cloud of masters, together, were played by the cauliflower thief in the palm of their hands.
When the news is passed back, what does the emperor think of them?
Sad reminder.
"This time, it's better than last time." Jiajing looked at Lu Bing, Bao Zheng and Di Renjie with downcast faces, not daring to face him.
The three were overjoyed and raised their heads at the same time: "???"
Your Majesty, can you still praise yourself?
What's the situation?
Jiajing held the skirt that the cauliflower thief took off in his hand. The skirt had already been riddled with holes by the volley, and he said calmly: "Before, Lu Aiqing led the Jin Yiwei to hunt down, and he couldn't even touch a hair. This time, the three of you hunted together. , at least I got a dress from the Cauliflower Bandit, it's not a waste of work..."
Everyone can hear the ridicule and sarcasm in the emperor's tone...
The three big brothers were downcast together.
Cut, if you want to swear, just say it, what's the point of swearing around like this?
The emperor wanted to sarcastically, but a piece of paper fell from his skirt.
Lu Bing's expression changed, and he rushed forward: "Be careful, Your Majesty!"
Jiajing picked up the piece of paper, glanced at it, his expression suddenly changed, and he cursed: "Hoo death!"
This is a vernacular curse in Anlu, Hubei, which means to slap you to death with a slap.
Lu Bing knew that Jiajing would only utter such curse words when he was extremely angry.The problems I developed when I was a child can't be changed even if I become an emperor.
Lu Bing hurried up, took the paper and looked at it, his eyes turned green.
Because there is a line written on it.
"Your Majesty, I have heard for a long time that the Queen is unparalleled in beauty. I want to set foot on the moon to find plum blossoms tonight. I wonder if I can give up my love?"
Everyone: "..."
This is great.
The next target of this cauliflower thief is actually the queen?
Idea, hit the palace?The green hat is about to be worn on the emperor's head?
Awesome, my cauliflower thief.
Okay, 4.0 is strong.
Jiajing was so angry that his fingers trembled, and he pointed at the note and shouted angrily: "You guys didn't take down this shirt at all, he took it off on purpose, just to pass on the notice to me!"
Lu Bing, Di Renjie and Bao Zheng knelt down together and said in unison: "Your Majesty calm down for your ineffectiveness."
Bao Zheng's face became darker and brighter at this time, and he said in a loud voice: "The Lord is worried about the humiliation of the minister, and the master will die! This cauliflower thief is so arrogant and utters wild words, it is really outrageous. I will spare no effort to stop him tonight. Step into the palace!"
Di Renjie also said: "Your Majesty, although the thief is arrogant, the queen is in the palace, surrounded by guards from the Imperial Army. It can be said to be the most forbidding place in the world. Even if the cauliflower thief is a god, he can't sneak in. This is the thief's provocation." plan."
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Lu Bing gritted his teeth and said: "Your Majesty, this thief is so daring, please mobilize the garrison in the capital, I don't believe he can succeed tonight!"
Although all of these famous ministers expressed their views generously, Jiajing's face was still solemn and stern.
Nima, it's not that I don't trust you, it's just...
Your record is too bad.
Last night, you also dispatched as a whole, and the result?
The cauliflower thieves slept at Yuanwai's house, Miss Midnight, and you pigs didn't even notice it.
Now, the Cauliflower Thief still left this kind of note, directly molesting my queen?
I, there is only such a queen.
If it's just being slapped in the face, it's fine, anyway, I have been slapped in the face many times by this cauliflower thief, but if he really succeeds and puts a forgiveness hat on me, what should I do?
Seeing the emperor's expression and listening to the emperor's grievances, Lu Bing, Di Renjie and Bao Zheng also looked at each other in blank dismay.
Yes, this responsibility...is too great.
Although the defense of the palace can be described as iron 13 barrels, if, in case, really, the emperor is greened, and there is a scene of a happy father, and their heads are chopped off together, it will not be enough to compensate the emperor.
In the more than 170 years since the founding of the Ming Dynasty, the queen was targeted by the cauliflower thieves. Is this the first time?
It's been a long time, the news is amazing.
"Your Majesty, what do you think should be done?" Lu Bing said with difficulty.
"The country is in danger and thinks of a good general, a loyal minister!" Jiajing sighed, and said with a wry smile: "At the critical moment, we can only let Yan Aiqing play. Lu Bing, go and invite Yan Aiqing into the palace!"
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