This book is really poisonous.
But it's not fatal.Because Wang Shizhen didn't dare to put too much poison, Yan Shifan would die if he saw it, and he could not escape death either.
・・・・・・・
What's more, if the book ink has dried out, it will be difficult for the arsenic to be eaten into Yan Shifan's stomach.
But Wang Shizhen really deserves to be the king of routines.
He deliberately slowed down the update speed, often in ten days and a half months, unable to write a chapter.If it doesn’t move, it will stop updating, which is called uninspired.
Yan Shifan was almost ashamed to hang himself by this unscrupulous author.
(Many web readers: Just like us, if you don’t update, you will be cut off!)
Later, in order to chase Jin Ping Mei, Yan Shifan stopped even playing with women, so he squatted at the door of Wang Shizhen's study, threatened and lured Wang Shizhen to write to him on the spot!It was hot out of the oven, and after he finished writing a chapter, he read one, and Wang Shizhen could only go out on this day.Otherwise don't even think about going out!
...
(Many readers: We ask the same to the author!)
Wang Shizhen had a sudden inspiration.
He deliberately pretended to be reluctant, but using fresh ink, mixed with more fresh arsenic, the pen moved around, and wrote the hot and steaming Jin Ping Mei!
(Wang Shizhen: Come on, hero! Do this shit!)
Present it directly to Yan Shifan who is waiting for the update at the door!
At this time, Yan Shifan didn't dislike the wet ink on the book, so he just read the book with his hands wet with saliva, and it was so refreshing to read.
But within a few days of this, after Yan Shifan came home and had dinner, he kicked his legs and died!
Poor Yan Song thought that his son had read too many pornographic books, so he raped him to ashes. Who would have thought that it was the poisonous Jin Ping Mei that killed his son.
Wang Shizhen succeeded in revenge.
Of course, the above are just folklore. In fact, Yan Shifan died at the hands of Xu Jie.
Yan Song finished the story slowly, and everyone listened intently, but their faces were still full of perplexity.
"and then?"
"Old Yan Ge, how should we fight back against the prince?"
Yan Song said indifferently: "This story is also the solution I thought of when I saw the Jin Ping Mei thrown in by the lunatic today reflected in the sunlight."
He blinked and said, "Just wait and see the good show."
He shouted: "Li Shizhen! Li Shizhen!"
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Chapter 1313 Yan Song contributes to the flames [2]
Soon, Li Shizhen ran in from the outside.
Yan Song chatted with him for a while, and then heard Li Shizhen scream: "What? You let me do such a vile and smoky thing? I won't do it!"
Yan Song said with a sinister smile: "Then kill you?"
Li Shizhen thought for a while: "I mean, as long as you can't be beaten to death, you can do it!"
Everyone fell!
Li Shizhen shook her head helplessly and went out, muttering: "I have pity on my famous doctor, the first generation of genius doctor. It turned out to be in your hands... alas!"
Everyone is very curious, what is Yan Song going to do?
But according to the usual practice, Yan Song didn't say anything at all until the matter was solved.
He told Yan Nian, "Go! Call the director of our newspaper's printing factory!"
Everyone knows that Yan Song controls many "[-]" newspapers, and of course he also has his own printing factory.
Not long after, the director of the printing factory came running out of breath: "Mr. Yan Ge, are you looking for me?"
With a calm expression on his face, Yan Song threw out the Jin Ping Mei and said, "Print this book for me!"
Everyone's glasses were shattered!
I go.
The crown prince wants to print this book to frame you, Wang Shizhen wants to print this book to slander you, Feng Bao wants to print this book to ruin you, why...
Are you going to print the book yourself?
"Master, can't you be confused?" Chen Yuanyuan asked worriedly.
"Big villain, are you stupid? It's too late for you to ban this kind of book..." Ah Man stomped his feet angrily.
"Banned? Sealed? Confiscated, it's useless." Yan Song said with a faint smile: "Historically, banned books have always been banned more and more popular. Why are there so many top ten banned books?"
"That makes sense!" Di Renjie said with a puzzled look on his face, "But, what's the reason why you plan to print Jin Ping Mei yourself now?"
Yan Song smiled faintly: "After three days, we will see for ourselves! Guess what?"
The face of the director of the printing factory changed.
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