The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

Isn't this too child's play?

Even Xu Jie didn't know what to say for a while, and his face was speechless.

However, since the emperor had an imperial decree, he had no choice but to obey it.

Yan Song and Xu Jie, nine of them each, had finished dividing up the 9 marks of room 18 and the examiner before they looked at each other viciously and snorted coldly.

The nine fellow examiners Yan Song invited were all the most knowledgeable and prestigious pragmatic scholars invited by the Imperial College.These are all his confidantes who have cultivated for many years.

After the two big bosses finished dividing up the same examiner, they confronted each other head-on like young and Dangerous boys slashing people in the street with their respective younger brothers.

Lu Bing and other people who eat melons are all dumbfounded...

Is this Nima the most senior scientific examination candidate in Ming Dynasty?

This is a street gang fight, okay?

social society!

Really great.

Xu Jie said coldly: "Examiner, according to the rules, the first thing we do is to greet the master."

Yan Song glanced at it. There is a Confucius Temple in this tribute courtyard, where the statue of Confucius is enshrined.

This is also very easy to understand, after all, this is Kong Laoer's one-acre three-point land.Naturally, there must be a statue of Confucius.Just as Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are enshrined in Buddhist temples, and Sanqing is enshrined in Taoist temples.

(Confucius: Nonsense. I don’t look at Lao Tzu’s place. Do you want Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to watch mine?)

The chief examiner led all the examiners to worship Confucius, which is something that must be done before each imperial examination.

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Chapter 1111 Burning incense and worshiping Buddha on the imperial examination field [3]

Yan Song was not polite, and brought Lu Bing, Xu Jie, and the 18th room examiner together to worship Confucius, and personally offered incense to Confucius, praying in his heart: "Second Kong, although I, Yan Song, have not read any of your sage books all day. , but today I also had a thick skin, hehe, I became the chief examiner, and I even gave questions to students all over the country in your name."

(Kong Lao Er's coffin board is about to be overwhelmed... A person who has never read a sage book for a day is actually the main examiner!)

Yan Song continued to secretly say: "Although I made the question to discuss how to kill you Kong Lao Er, I also knelt down for you. If you have a spirit in heaven, you should be satisfied. In short, I have nothing to do when I make a question. It’s using your banner to oppose your thoughts, eat your food, and poach your corners. Please forgive me, old man.”

(Kong Er Er's coffin exploded, and Kong Zhongni yelled: I have never seen you so shameless! Selling dog meat! Digging the corners of saints, even if I am a ghost, I will not let you go!)

Yan Song still wanted to continue the spiritual communication with Kong Lao Er, when suddenly there was a thunder in the sky, accompanied by a thunderbolt.

Clap~~Boom~~~

Thunder on a sunny day.

A certain examiner who had never read the books of sages felt guilty, laughed dryly, and announced, "Um, this is the end of the ritual of worshiping saints. Next!"

Xu Jie said: "Second thing, it's time to inspect the examination room and burn the ghosts."

Yan Song frowned and said: "My son said, you don't talk about strange powers and distracting spirits. This pavilion always doesn't believe in ghosts. The so-called don't do anything wrong, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. It is estimated that people with ghosts in their hearts will So afraid of ghosts and gods. Xu Shangshu, I think you need to burn it well. I will let you forget about this beautiful job."

Xu Jie was so angry that he was half dead, and he jumped into a rage: "Yan Song! Who do you say has done something wrong? Are you afraid of ghosts knocking on the door? Need to burn it well.〃?"

Yan Song smiled and said: "Who is a ghost and who is a man, don't you have a mental B?"

Xu Jie was so angry that Yan Song pointed at Sang and scolded Huai again, he said viciously: "Yan Song! Don't be complacent! Let's wait and see! Hmph!"

Yan Song smiled lightly and said, "Okay! This pavilion is always waiting."

After a while, some clerks and government servants dragged out dozens of green-faced and long-toothed paper-made evil ghosts from the warehouse. Some red ghosts had [en] on them, and some white-faced ghosts had [grievance] on them.These two kinds of ghosts respectively represent the grievances and grievances in the world, and also represent that good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded with evil.In a place like the examination room, if an examinee usually does good deeds, he will encounter benevolent ghosts who come to repay his kindness.Maybe you will overturn the candlestick, knock over the inkstone and other pranks, making a mess of your papers that could have been on the list, and you will lose your name.

Xu Jie ordered people to respect the two ghosts of gratitude and resentment, invited them to the center of the square, and then knelt down very piously, muttering in his mouth: "The two ghosts of gratitude and resentment, the so-called grievances have their heads and debts. If there is any injustice, please find it yourself." Revenge of the karmic creditors. Don’t implicate other people and create plagues and floods in the examination room. On behalf of all the examinees, I thank all the grievances and ghosts! Namo Amitabha, Infinite Life, and the Tathagata of the Western Paradise. Good, good, good!"

This Xu Jie pretended to be a ghost, making it so serious that the fellow examiners next to him were dumbfounded...

"Is this the examination room, or the court?"

"That's right. It's the first time I know that it turns out that the first day of the Gongyuan High School Examination has to offer offerings to these ghosts and gods."

"Xu Shangshu, I think it's a good way to dance to the master. In the future, the Minister of the Ministry of Rites will get impatient, and you can compete with Zhang Tianshi for the position of the Daoist Protector of the country. Hehe!"

"Don't talk about it! Xu Shangshu really has the demeanor of being a great immortal, look at his demeanor!"

Xu Jie didn't hear these discussions, and he was feeling complacent.

Because according to the usual practice, this kind of thing should actually be done by the examiner.

Now, because Yan Song, the chief examiner, doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, he refuses to burn incense and worship Buddha to the two ghosts, so he, the deputy chief examiner, Yue Zu, can only temporarily replace him.

Thinking of being able to replace Yan Song and enjoy the "glory" of presiding over the sacrifice of the two ghosts, Xu Jie's heart was filled with the pleasure of a dramatist.

Xu Jie was born to be a showman, and his two sons, one born to pretend to be a king, the other born to be a conspirator, but they are in the same line, written in the blood of the Xu family.

The old man got more and more into the drama, and even shouted: "Come on, invite the eminent monks and immortals to do things!"

Following Xu Jie's order, two teams of monks and Taoist priests rushed out from both sides, lined up in two rows, and rushed to the main hall

Looking at the sacred imperial examination room, it looked smoky, and there were sounds of chanting scriptures, mantras, and burning incense sticks everywhere. Many scholars and examiners were stunned...

This scene, so... the egg hurts!Lu Bing picked up the small bench and watched from the side laughing.

Yan Song was completely dumbfounded.

Is this really the examination room for the National Talent Ceremony?

In the imperial examination field, there is such an operation?