The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

The emperor has a careful personality, even the yellow brocade is not allowed to be seen, and it is kept by a substitute, so it is even more useless for others.

Besides, from sending it into the palace by myself yesterday to selling it on a large scale now, this day is too short.

The mastermind behind the scenes came prepared.

Yan Song couldn't help thinking of someone.

Li Zhi!

Correct!

It must be this god-level guy who bet on the questions, the guy from the professional college entrance examination tutoring class, relying on years of analysis and keen sense of smell, as well as speculation about his own personality, he successfully beat his three questions!

In fact, Yan Song can't be blamed for this.

Because it has been 170 years since the founding of the Ming Dynasty, there have been countless imperial examinations, and the Four Books and Five Classics have really been passed the exam.

There are very few topics left for Yan Song to choose from for the Four Books, only more than 30.

1.9 In addition, Li Zhi, that insidious guy, openly gave Yang Jisheng, Wang Shizhen and others his so-called guesswork in public.Although this product is claimed to be only for the ones I love, there is no impenetrable wall in the world, not to mention that all the students know about it, and within a few days, someone got the problem from Wang Shizhen.

Yan Song naturally saw it too.

Given Jiajing's omniscient nature, it is estimated that Li Zhi's bet at this time was also placed on his dragon case.

Li Zhi pressed 15 questions.

With the example of the unlucky Tang Bohu's teacher, Mr. Cheng, who was dismissed from office because of a topic known to others, Yan Song really couldn't come up with these 15 topics that were circulated by the market and known to Jiajing.

Even if Li Zhi won only one, Jiajing, who attached great importance to this imperial examination, would not do it.

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Chapter 1085 Don’t get me wrong, we didn’t do anything [3]

Under Li Zhi's compression, Yan Song could only choose 15 questions from the remaining 4 questions.

Then Li Zhi's real bets this time, the hit rate has naturally increased greatly.Yan Song's real question was unfortunately shot.

This made Yan Song very depressed.

Yan Song was in a hurry. He really wanted to violate the ancestral system and play cards out of common sense. Is it okay for me to test the quotations of Chairman Mao?

For example [the people, and only the people, are the real power to promote the development of history]!

Another example is [Down with all feudal opposition]!

But it’s fun to ask questions like that, but after the exam, I think Yan Song should also be exiled by Jiajing’s house copying...

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What made Yan Song even more speechless was that Fan Wen was deliberately copied into petite characters and written on special paper strips as thin as cicada's wings.This thing is easy to carry in, so that those dude young masters with bad memory can directly copy after entering the number room.

Even under the envelope, Yan Song found a small impermeable oily bag, only two fingers wide.

"What is this thing for?" Yan Song, who was well-informed, really didn't know.

Tang Lian'er pursed her lips and smiled: "This is placed in the dung door."

"Dung door?" Yan Song opened his eyes wide: "Put it in the anus?"

"That's right." Tang Lian'er blushed, took the small oily skin bag, and put those small paper slips, which were as thin as cicada's wings, into it, and they fit perfectly. She smiled and handed it to Yan Song: "Please give it a try, Mr. Yan Ge. Can it be put in the dung door."

Yan Song was dumbfounded.

Nima still has such heavy-duty operations?

Tang Lian'er smiled and said: "This is very considerate. The mastermind behind the scenes probably asked Lu Dudu, who led the guards in brocade clothes, to conduct strict inspections, such as hiding hair, clothes compartments, the bottom of the food basket, and pen holders. It is hollow, and it will be turned out by the all-pervasive Jin Yiwei, so he came up with this amazing idea. Use a small note to hide it in a small leather bag and put it in the dung door. These candidates are all masters, and Jin Yiwei can only let them They take off their pants, but they can't pick their ass open, check the dung door, right?"

Yan Song was laughed angrily: "It's okay like this? What if I can't pull it out?"

Tang Lian'er gave Yan Song a blank look, gently opened the small cowhide bag, there was a thread as thin as a cow's hair on it, and said with a smile: "Mr. Yan Ge, please put it in and try it yourself, pull the thread, and keep it safe for you to pull." Come out. This cowhide bag can still not stink, and it's tasteless to keep you copying it... Hee hee hee!"

Tang Lian'er laughed softly when she thought about how Yan Song personally used this heavy flavor to make a cheat sheet.

Yan Song couldn't laugh or cry.

This Tang Lian'er really...knows everything.

However, he was also an eye-opener.

I've only heard of Ming and Qing imperial examinations, and there are many ways to cheat, but this is the first time I've seen this kind of asshole cheating!

The extremely accurate bets, the cheat sheet as thin as cicada's wings, the kraft paper with impermeable lines, plus a group of aristocratic gentlemen who shamelessly cheated with their butt holes...it constitutes an extremely mesmerizing, awesome The coquettish ass cheating method!

Butt eye cheating big 1 method is good!

Compared to Han Chuang who studied hard for ten years, this method of cheating on the ass is still awesome!

Yan Song was about to kneel.

Tang Lian'er is still reluctant, and wants to cosplay!

She asked Yan Song to play the role of a cheating examinee, put Yan Song in the dung door, let Mr. Yan Ge personally test whether this thing works or not, and she will play the role of the inspection guard to see if she can find it.

Yan Song became angry from embarrassment, and as soon as he hugged Tang Lian'er, he was about to tear off her skirt, and said sternly: "It's still my elder who plays the role of Jin Yiwei, you handsome beauty who disguises herself as a man, and pretends to be a cheating juren, so that my elder See if you put it in your butt and see if you can find it!"

The two were arguing, but heard a crisp sound.

Chen Yuanyuan, who was holding a tray of tea, grew her cherry lips and was stunned. Looking at Yan Song and Tang Lianer who were picking up their skirts and looking at their buttocks, their expressions were extremely complicated and meaningful.